I think these mail-order brides might be trying a little too hard to be wifed (31 Photos)

As most of you know, I think mail-order brides are better than anything in the world, even cheese and butter. One of my favorite sites has some prospects who might be, um, overselling themselves a bit. I could be wrong. Would you add to cart?

  • NotaTrap

    #15…actually is a trap 'cause I think its a dude….

  • Mal

    I hate #15 's hair cut, dress, and the weird position her neck is in, but I don't think she's a dude. The bone structure in her face is beautiful.

  • Lauren

    #15 's neck is creeping me the fuck out.

    • EmB

      I know!!

  • GoForth


    "Weddy now for facial, da?"

  • thetommynews

    Not a huge fan of these posts. They should just be called "Hot foreign chicks"

  • alitmanG35

    I'll take 2 of #2 to go

  • Random Hero

    #19 #20
    look like they would be fun. I'd add to cart.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    Where's my credit card? I am ordering #25 right now

  • shouldbeworking


    if she's overselling. i'm overbuying.

  • DoctorNitro

    Yummy #23

  • Optimus Subprime

    Read the fine print… NO VAGINAS!!!

  • Spartaca

    Every single one of these pictures say "Will fuck for a plane ticket to America"……….

  • The Dude

    #3, bad photoshop. #22 is very nice.

  • mike

    I'll take #2 #3 #19 #20 #23 #27

  • cdnalor

    They all look very…expensive.

  • TheDonger

    I would like to take #2, #13, #20 and #25 for a test drive.

  • trvrly

    #2. She gotta Lanny Barby look to her.

  • Rolis

    #18 slightly trying too hard, now how do we get here to the states?

    #19 yes pls

  • Ronin

    I pooped in the forest!

  • Sean

    I would buy one only if they stop brushing their teeth with poop covered tooth brushes…is it me or is every russian stripper you met breath smells like ass

  • Woogy Monster

    I wonder if 23 could be here before Christmas.

  • chuckaluck

    hell no. this is the land of oppurtunity and each one should be given a chance to seel the goods!!

  • The Dude

    Legs on Pic 2: NICE!

  • iHam

    Attention CHIVE: given the epicness of the mail order brides post I think a much more EPIC challenge should ensue………..all the chivers of the world should pull together and award the most loyal chiver a date with his mail order bride of choice. CHIVE make it happen!

  • EmB

    I'd take #2 and I'm not even gay…

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