I eat, sleep, and breathe “Awesome”. Join me (32 Photos)

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  • Joel

    #30 Sexual Predator.

    • Unmarked van

      Bravo.

    • bud

      why is this picture so awesome? how exactly does the posi-track on a plymouth work?

    • fuzzybeard2016

      BRAVO!!! I think this might be the most appropriate and funniest comment of the year!

    • Larry

      this made me piss myself with fear

    • Shitfaced

      Chris Hanson is going to walk out from behind him…"why don't you take a seat over there for me".

  • first

    FIRST!!!!!!

    • Joel

      MMM.. Nope! F*cker..

  • goyauuuu

    first (4th) yep yo

    • goyauuuu

      Ok nearly …. next time:).

  • salvi

    damn it never first

  • matt

    Holy shit – does that fat black guy only have three fingers?!

  • Its me

    #19 LMFAO. I want these. Took me a second to get them and when I did it's awesome .

    • Hardnose

      GF: Do you wanna fuck me in the ass?

      Him: No.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        what?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=600655589 Andrew Ryan

          think what happens when he lies

    • Wing Zero

      Lie to me, Baby!

    • Skedaddle

      best shorts EVER!

      • fibonacci5150

        I thought they were binoculars

  • Sam

    #25 Haters gonna hate

    • Gangzta

      bitch betta have my bunny

    • ollivertwisted

      Ever see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Maybe that's an offspring of the rabbit guarding the cave.

    • dude

      cleveland jr

  • Brad

    That's one beat up copy of Penthouse in #24. I shudder at the thought of what it went through.

    #9 – time to hit the slopes!

  • Kevrobmc

    #24 Meanwhile in the Polish Parliament….. ROFL!

    • vladik87

      ..Russian Parliament…

  • mike

    I Can See #4 Becoming A MEME! LOL

    • Just Sayin'

      i can't.

  • Paz

    I've got plenty of raping paper.

    • Guz

      So have I. It's called Duck tape.

      • jamie

        win

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      Hide yo kids, hide yo wife?

  • Azz

    So where do i get a pair of those pants in 23?

    • Azz

      Sorry, 19 lol….

      • CO_MtnGrl_Jaye

        #19

  • DanielB

    #23 that santa knows whats going on😉

  • Cavall

    #9 nice sweater puppies.

    • kingblc

      anyone know who she is?

    • mememe

      reminded me of ski school… anyone remember that movie?
      cinemax midnight movies… what we had to do for pron before the internets

    • Logic76

      NOM, NOM, NOM, I'm gonna de-lint that sweater

  • Tarock

    #23 "One, cut a hole in a box…"

    • Dave

      2, put your junk in that box….

      • Chunk

        "Three, make her open that box…."

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #9 best christmas sweater ever. i need to get it for my wife

    • Danny P

      No one wants to see your wife in that sweater.

    • Spanky

      Did no one notice this is body paint with a little neck scarf thing?

      • daduts

        thanks for the info, captain obvious.

    • A Certified Genius

      Yes, that sweter will go nice with the pearl necklace i gave her.

  • Dylan

    #31 Maroon 5?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1102047130 Thom Stokman

    #32 made me nostalgic

  • googboog

    #14 looks like he's driving a minivan, probably.

  • Poopslikelittlebunny

    I'm not a real BIG Star wars fan but #29 "WIN,WIN,WIN" That's great man wow

  • Jay

    #31 Great plan

  • Die

    #23
    A kid mispells wrapping and somehow that makes it funny?
    Either you all suck or you need to grow up.
    One or the other, you choose.

    • RiHugh

      Gee guys I think the Emo kid is right. Time to shut down the webpage. You had a good run at least. After all, a guy whose internet handle is "Die" must be the final word on humor.

    • Average Chiver

      DUH-HUR, HE DONE WROTE "RAPE" INSTEAD OF 'WRAP', DAT MAKE IT FUNNY, DURRR-HURRR.

    • trollin

      You sir are a very stupid little man, who has a very sad and lonely life. so go get a spoon and eat my ass.
      thanks,

      • trollin trollin

        drink the milk from my tits and asshole

      • Average Chiver

        I'M DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THE CHIVERY BY TYPING SOMETHING WITH THE EXPRESS INTENTION OF GARNERING THUMBS UP WHEN I MIGHT AS WELL BE SPENDING MY TIME TOSSING RON JEREMY'S SALAD.

  • mipo2010

    #6 Christopher Walken has seen you masturbate and he thinks you need more cowbell

    • Average Chiver

      NEEDS MORE COWBELL NEEDS MORE COWBELL NEEDS MORE COWBELL NEEDS MORE COWBELL!! THAT'S ALL I KNOW CHRISTOPHER WALKEN FROM AND USE IT AT A STALE ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY DRIVING IT INTO THE GROUND BY REPEATING IT AD NAUSEUM BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY YEARS AGO LIKE AUSTIN POWERS AND BORAT! NEEDS MORE SEXY-TIME COWBELL BABY, YEAH!!!

      • This guy ^

        I have no humor so I act like I better than you even though I have nothing better to do than troll this site and talk shit. Oh, I also don't understand how the shift key works. BTW I suck cock for quarters if anyone is interested.

        • These Guys ^

          Translation:" I don't agree with you satirizing my lame sense of humor that I know is funny because most people agree with me. BAWWWWWWW!!!

      • mipo2010

        You were violated by a cowbell weren't you?? Or maybe you're just a little chafed because youre just "average" as your name implies…Either way I'm sorry for you

        • polski

          "Or maybe you're just a little chafed because youre just "average" as your name implies"

          aren't you one of those morons whos' got a supposed hard-on for 'average girls' because they're so damn average but if that were actually the case you wouldn't find them remarkable? contradictory douche.

  • Jhento

    ummmm ijust want to share that work sucks and this is one of the best awesome posts in the morning that i have seen in a while, booooyah ! get some ! – ps DUKE NUKEM FOREVER slated release for 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Stafferty

    #31 I have to pick up my buddy at the airport next week. I AM DOING IT!!! IT IS DONE!!! (slams table with both fists and accidently shoots cat in humorously shocking manner.)

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