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December 29, 2010 |
In: Animate Gifs, Funny
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Just the good old boys…
Never meaning no harm…
Beat all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Straitnin' the curves
Flatnin' the hills
someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will
MAKING THEIR WAY
the only way they know how
The only way they know how
Beat all you ever saw..
Working 9 to 5 What a way to make a living
never gonna let you down
These totally cracked me up! Thanks Chive!!
#9 is still one of the greatest of all time. So many elements. The initial plot by the older sister. The little sister as the pawn/potsy. The desperation ground grab. Then the inevitable wipe out. Masterpiece.
and the helmet
And why wouldn't the "adult" working the camera grab the kid?
Tosh made this video the best
To late to stop him, might as well film it.
#13 Like a bo..oh shit!
keep em coming chive!
#4 and #11, fat people never cease to amuse me.
I spit pepsi all over my keyboard watching #4 over and over………. Fat people falling is sooooo funny.
Go be fat somewhere else..
#4 too fat for his own skeleton, try blaming big bones now you have none tubster
#3, #5, #8 really made me laugh.
"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
Best line EVER! Love Buford T. Justice
#7 holy shit
8 legged living nigthmare.
Ain't no way, no how I'd tried to capture that thing. That would have been a ..shotgun to the ceiling moment.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
I want to know what he planned on doing once he had it trapped in there. Stand there until the damn thing suffocates?
I can only imagine the high-pitched scream that must have come out of him! Animated-gif can't do it justice.
Ah maaaan… Been there recently: Caught the bastard in a massive dish, but then… took 20 minutes to figure out WHAT to do next, while he got more and more agitated!
Eventually got someone to bring me thick cardboard to slide behind). You should've seen me jump when I let our new friend out down the road :S
The only way to deal with #7 is a shotgun.
flamethrower……. cause you should never have to walk that far to burn a spider.
He's gonna need a young priest, and an old priest.
Yah no F'n way. I'm with the flame thrower.
Fuck that I'd just move. Leave everything behind in case it's brother was hiding in a suitcase or something and just fucking move then and there. I'd move to fucking Alaska or someplace where they don't have king kong sized spiders. I saw one of those big bastards in a tree when I was in Australia. My girlfriend videotaped me running through the jungle waving my arms above my head like Captain Jack Sparrow. Fuck big spiders.
ive taken the time and risk of getting bit to catch bats and other rodents that get in the house, but in this case… im finding the biggest fly swatter i can and crushing the damn thing, and if that doesnt work then i bring out the guns and explosives, ill either repaint the cieling or have a new skylight..
I'm pretty sure #6 is from my high school.
I laughed out loud so hard at #3, people at work must think I'm crazy.
Putting the kid's head through the drop-ceiling is always good for a laugh. Pretty kewl that he landed back in the cart, though.
I thought it was a dummy until it moved afterwards
i'm with you jayz. i was laughing out loud for quite a bit. cant get enough of people hurting themselves
#3 happened in the basement of Leitch hall at UMass-Lowell… and I can't believe that is on here.
Um.. That's been on the internets for quite some time now, just about all of these have been
#4 Those two foot drops can be a bitch.
I know Bo Duke, Bo Duke was a friend of ming & you, sir, are no Bo Duke.
#11 at least fatty is exercising
#4 hahahahahahahahaha seriously got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
It is so funny because of how weak and helpless he looks.
#7 So you've got a 6 pound spider trapped on your ceiling with a tupperware bowl…….what now genius?
I was thinking the exact same thing.Plus–the width of the mouth of the bowl looks barely able to clear the spiders width/length.I don't like killing spiders and such if I don't have to,but a spider as big as Shelob or Aragog I'm thinking calls for drastic measures! 0.o
Shelob or Aragog? You reveal thyself, sir.
He obviously lined the bowl with glue. Otherwise, yes, he's no genius……..
I'm hoping he'd be smart enough to have something to cover the bowl with once he trapped the spider.. But then again, he's trying to trap a spider on the ceiling with a tupperware bowl.. So maybe not.
slide a paper between the ceiling and the bowl and take the spider outside, he is a genius isn't he?
#5 I am begging theChive to crop out the family and repost that gif. It would be the funniest most awesome drunken baby joyride clip of all time.
#1 I love how his glasses fly off.
Not only that, but if you watch closely he starts to bleed like crazy. Probably knocked those glasses right into his head. Epic.
I also love the way his girlfriend can't help laughing her ass off.
#11 and #13 are both awesome. All day entertainment, right there.
People learning about the laws of physics the hard way…….Dumb-asses!
N°3 is incredible : Their buddy knocks his head in the roof and they don't move a single muscle to help him
Even worse, the one in the red runs away.
#4 looks like he broke something
I think you meant to say "looks like he broke everything*".
* including the ground.
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