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December 31, 2010 | In: DAR, Random

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GTO

#27 #37 Thank you sirs. Happy New Year!
anon

#27 dear god

Dudi

I am an atheist no longer. Bless the Lord, for this most holy of sights! Bless him, you heathens!
wow

may have to start a religion
http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

MET art I think is where that pic comes from.

towns

http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_psh_219_44…

Isabella is her name.

Link thanks to poster further down this thread.

yep

I just realized, I surf too much nude sites, because I recognized her face. She's a real beauty though, not like those substitute girls the sport these days.

yup

And don't feel bad about her, she's at least 24 now, there are nude pictures of her from as early as 2004 from MET Art, that site has never had any underage models.

Oregon Duck Fan

#31 there is no forgiving the duckface! Unless it has the body of #40…….

kaveman4130

if it's inches from the penis , all will be forgiven .
http://www.theingenuous.com Kai

The tig ol bits almost made me miss the moose knuckle ^_^

Kawz

#15 #16 #17 Utah does have some hotties, but only because Mormons, for some reason, make beautiful children.

#19 Katy Perry, make up, tits, or GTFO.

BigDingo

Could be that Utah has the highest plastic surgery rate in the country (last I heard)

G Monie58

It is true, but over 70% of it is from out of state.

Utah does have the hottest girls of any state I've ever been too though.

SomeUtahGuy

I grew up in Utah, those photos are the exceptions, not the rule. Fat people live in Utah.

Anonymous

1th
topher

We need an ultimate random post and the best of the best sexy chivettes for 2010. Yeah that would be awesome.
hey

#27 MOAR!!!!!!!

hil8b

i second that!!

http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

Agreed

Mark B

dudes…this pic should be pulled. geez….shes a kid……

Gary Glitter

STFU, MOAR OF HER SWEET UNDERAGE ASS!!!!

dont ask

cough:: not that I would know.. but something about her name being "Mary" from 18only… ::cough
Mark B

Wow, you are a real man….get a life dude….

yep

Nothing wrong with surfing porn, as long as your single.

T-Ruckus

Bullshit. Me and my wife surf for porn all the time.

Randy

Your wife surfs porn with me, too.

moar

Moar!

JoeyJoJoJr.Shabadoo

#40

Sweet baby Jebus……..want!

lol

Major ninja boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MiddleLane

#4-

How easy it is to create a false "mom" profile on your buddies phone and fake an awkward conversation.

I can change any of my contacts names to "mom" in about 30 seconds.

I call BS on ALL of these kinds of photos!

rdh014

Congratulations! You've passed the first level…welcome to the next level where we'll teach you about photoshopping! See if you can spot the "shopped" photos in this selection.

MiddleLane

I sense great sarcasm within you……

The Chive editors call out the shopped photos once they are found out.

But why continue to post fake text posts, when we all know that is exactly what they are?

I say they should not even be entered in at all……..

(This frees up a spot for a hot chick or funny cat photo…)

BaconZombie

Um, there's actually a website online where you can make conversations like this, and them post them to forums and threads. Good job to you all…

+ blitzk

of course they're all fake but sum r still funny

Catence

What the hell is going on in #30?

MiddleLane

What we don't see is "Puff Daddy" just off camera on his yacht in a jacuzzi filled with Cambodian breast milk, screaming "I said 20 European girls in pink bodysuits, and where are the Penguins!"

"Somebody get me some Cristal…."
dmb

That's what's goes on in Iceland
ATouchofInsanity

an ad for pepto bismol?

aosux

Thank you for the laugh!

Dennis

#38 Canada you fail

http://twitter.com/marcos_c_ @marcos_c_

I agree HUGE FAIL. I am Canadian and I don't know who these girls are! Canada has way better looking girls then these two fugly girls!

DaddyD

I've had sex with better looking Canadians than these, and I'm pretty sure I'm not getting top shelf talent.

canuckchuck

who has sex with canadians?

Ghetto Black

i hear ya son. i dig me some white wimmin, but most canadians is like the white meat of the chicken rolled in flour and left to marinate in bleach…….

Rob

Yeah but at least we don't get planes into our building., don't go into recession because of capitalism *banks our nationalized so we never lose our money OMG, have free health care (just like your firefighters, police, post office, and military WOW it works!. Don't have sweden hackers destroying our country like you ahem wikileaks. And don't go into war for non logical greed drive motives. Oh and everyone loves Canada you may be powerful but your also the MOST hated country on the globe and if you think no one will gang up on you, look at the middle east rest of the world will follow soon

Lau

WAIT! You forgot to add that our Government is made of some of the DUMBEST human beings on the planet and the country has been taken over by illegal immigrants. BUT what can you expect, our forefathers screwed us from the beginning and our country is more focused on "helping" others instead of helping ourselves. America is a great country for many reasons and horrible one just the same. We need to butt the f out and stop playing the role of WORLD police. BUT other countries need to stop crying to us when they need help. You can't hate us then beg for our help when things turn sour. Then again we are dumb enough to run to everyones aid when no one would come to ours.

HHNF_Beau

Politics. lol

Yeah as an American, I'm pretty sure we've gotten ourselves in too deep of shit. Too many people were too smart for their own good when it came to figuring out how to get more money out of every last little thing. Between pharmaceutical companies, insurance companies, and oil companies; they are really the people who control America with their dollars in exchange for laws being passed/blocked by the house and senate.

With greed being the focus of everyone at the top, of course they're going to go to war to establish more ways to earn money and control a larger share of those markets.

Somehow, something tells me this whole "cancer/aids/disease research" thing is a big ploy to make people feel better about themselves. You do realize that if someone *actually* cured cancer, that a VAST number of hospitals would be put out of business? The money they make on issuing the medication and treatment, along with paying the doctors to oversee said patients is astounding. Too much money is stood to be made by treating these diseases without curing them.

fella

Why did all this random nonsense start?

f@uXr3@l

Ram it up your cunt faggot
M.B

wow, just wow!

PWNT

People who enjoy hating themselves.

http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Same here. No clue who this jailbait is.

http://www.facebook.com/dtholcombe Daniel Holcombe

Agreed… whoever posted this needs to lose submission privileges
nsdfkjngs

The girl on the right is Lights, a synth-pop singer, for those that didn't know.

Alexitwin

The other girl is her older sister. Lights is actually gorgeous and most Chivers would find her their perfect intellectual match.

Poot

So you're saying she is a moron?

ACon

Word!
BigDingo

Canadian… no idea who this fuglies are,,, blech

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

looks like these too chicks are going for the "Japanese Business Man Comb Over" hairstyle.
FAIL

J.G

this statement makes all Canadians cry…. if you're going to brag, do it with a straight flush, not a 5 and a 7 odd pair.
Biff

Fugly. Stop giving canada such a bad rap. Post some decent women. idiot.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

I have lived here my entire life, and I have no idea who these "celebrities" are… can anyone enlighten me? They certainly aren't what I'd be posting as an offering of our countries hotness. Evangeline Lily, Kristen Kruek, Elisha Cuthbert…. why the hell would you post two no name fuglys? For shame!
AtomManhattan

Seriously. Painfully average, at BEST.
taran

Can you say female combover??
PWNT

Agreed.
shitballs

one of them is a girl named lights, she is cute at the very least
Robinis

ugly as shit

Maui B

#27 – total Mind F**k First yo go OMG! then your like…Hmm 15,16 yrs?

Mark B

Exactly! This post aint right, gents….

BigtoenailD

no this girls prolly 20 or 21

yup

Picture is from Met Art, around 2006.

Dunny_

And then I realize that I just don't give a f**k about jail time because she is SO goddamn hot.

Dunny_again

And then I realize that this is not a crime because it is a clothed girl on the internet.

effemel

Random Hotness ftw, thanks for an amazing year Chive Bros, can't wait to see what 2011 brings
Borracho

Thumbs up for moar #33

Catch

she looks like a younger hotter version of Lauren Graham, who I've always had a thing for

moar moar moar

OHAiTHARU

what i wouldn't do for a 3-some with her and alexis bledel ;D

Don

FIND HER!!!!!!

JPC

#3 – Why are you continuing to show the same photo-shopped pictures? Is that post, showing more of them, supposed to prove that they were real? Because here is a link to the real pictures.
http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/05/11/panama-c…

Chive Fail.

JPC

Notice, that they were found to be fake over a year and a half ago. Yet you people still somehow think that those might be real.

Chumpchange

People drool over fake tits on this site everyday and there's no problem. What's the difference?

JPC

The fake tits actually exist as something more than the result of using a tool in photoshop. You can touch fake tits. You can't touch a photoshop ass.

The Chivery

Actually the dumbass saying goes "if you can touch them, they're real". Either way you ain't touchin' em', you're lookin' at 'em, and as long as it's visually appealing, I don't see the problem(either way they might as well be literally non-existant to anyone behind a computer screen).

Besides, according the stupid as hell "if I can touch 'em, they're real", that means a guy in a red coat, fake white beard, and hat can hand you gift and call himself Santa. A child can tell you that don't make it so.

JPC

Ok then, I personally think that something that ACTUALLY EXISTS is different than something created by a computer.

I guess in your logic, hentai and computer-created porn are just the same as real-life porn, as long as it gives you an erection.

The Chivery

Yeah, pretty much(doesn't do anything for me personally, but it's all the same to, or preferred by others). Simple.

wtf man

if it exists there is the remote possibility you can squeeze and snuggle those amazing pair of watermelons… However, if it is photoshoped it is an instant turn off, because you realize, there is no way in hell any girl in the world can have an ass like that. it depresses me… and i just had sex with a brazilian garota to start the year.
I DONT LIKE YOU

nwest

fail, the second photo is shopped as well…

HoratioBoobles

Find #27 she proves there is a benevolent God and I have fallen instantly in love

Lau

Nude model. You can find her yourself on the internets.

just asking

Find where?

kiwi kid

Found: Check. Fallen in love: Check. Discovered her name: Dismal fail. I suck.

Someone

http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_psh_219_44…

Sal

#19 AHHHHHH

C-man

Yup, I feel this way about KP even when she's made up. She can't sing and her only talent is having giant boobs, oooh I'm pretty impressed by that.
Zach

Is that even Katy Perry? doesn't look like her at all..

sup

Dude, when she on stage she got a ton of make up on her face. I wouldn't recognize my own sister with and with / o make up.

Dunny_

Yeah, ya get the Bluto Blutarsky yell when the picture of Kent Dorfman shows up on the screen.
Just more evidence that Zoey Deschanel is still hotter than Katy Perry.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

Dude, we don't need any more evidence – Zoey Deschanel is way hotter than Katy Perry, hands down.

http://www.facebook.com/Spaded21 Mark Konior

I'm calling BS, that is not Katy Perry. TinEye found zero results of that picture on the internet.

HHNF_Beau

Supposedly Russel Brand posted this picture on his twitter for a short while before taking it down. That's Katy Perry's husband.

Frank

Woof!
Rosalita

yeah but still… tits.

WaRi

#3 #38 Total FAILS
Isaac

#27 is probably the hottest girl ever

that-weed-dude

hell yeah
kevin

agreed 100%….we need to see more of her

Mr_MooseKnuckles

#40 – Nice!
Dave

#38 im pretty sure these two used to be guys at some point in there life. I hope this is not the best Canada has to offer. Please redeem yourselves. that is all

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

Come visit us Dave – we have much better to offer. Whoever sent this to the chive should be shot.
Canucker

I agree, btw, I'm pretty sure #2 is Canadian. It's a start.

jamie

#31 No

Chase

#31 YES

Kurt

Gotta agree with jamie; no.

Catch

yep, no. duckface gonna take a lot more than that to compensate

Ghost Turd

#40

CAMEL TOE!!!

rdh014

Oh goodness…it took forever for me to get down there! Nicely played!
Chris M

Her vagina is eating her bikini

Mr. Awesomeness

#31 yes, this rack overcomes duckface. We needed you for hot chivers. This week was terribad.
#40 wins the day. And makes up for several of the atrocities in hot chivers this week.
darthvehder

#2 I <3 Bluebs

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

she is gross

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