Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

  • pierce

    #4, well played, whoever did that one

    • mark

      that's literally exactly what i thought when i saw the original. i was like it would be…

      • do it

        if that wasnt an immediate 'yes!' Im afraid i have some bad news….

        • gawd

          Thank you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #28 That's it, I'm getting one for my house.

    • http://www.facebook.com/wohara Billy O'Hara

      I stopped looking through the post and went to ebay to find a thousand of those balls before coming back…. I was successful.

    • Mr. Fancypants

      fuck that, I'm turning my house into one.

  • Royce

    #29 – I remain completely unimpressed, Canada.

    • rcf

      i'm canadian and i'm unimpressed. kristen kreuk, rachel mcadams, elisha cuthbert. DONE.

      • AR Groan

        Ditto. Not going to make a list, but this chick isn't in the top 1000 Canadian girls.

      • Stupendous

        Kristen Kreuk, Rachel Mcadams FTW!!!

    • Brah

      Nobody has ever, or will ever, be attractive with that haircut.

    • drea

      shes ugly in the first pic u guess make up and ps work wonders

      • Giggity

        The first pic is not her. In the original pic, she's sitting to the right of ugly girl.

    • Anonymous

      It's like an uglier JWowww.

    • BigDingo

      After the first pic… we can firmly declare LIES!

      • Adam

        That's Lights' sister in the first picture, Jess.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000424669205 Jeff Bainbridge

      Just not seeing the appeal.

      • Catch

        You have to see her videos. When she's singing/strumming away at a guitar, she's actually really cute. Pictures just don't do some people justice.

        • Cody

          she is pretty damn cool, and hot, i used to be friends w/ her

    • Dennis

      Still not impressed, canada… no boobs in 2nd pic and dude's arm and abs in 3rd. You can do better, i guess….

      • Canadian

        if you want something to jack off to watch porn

    • Rahnook

      Not impressed because its not the same girl! the bottom 2 pictures are of the other girl!!

      • Dan

        The first picture (the ugly one) is her sister, Lights is actually pretty cool, she's really…. happy.

    • mith

      Whats with the hair.?!

    • Frank

      They might be neglecting the Warcraft sword tattooed on her arm. Trust me she is a babe!

  • Mark

    #39, girl sees her tush on the chive then sends a full shot #40. You are possibly coolest chick in the world.

    • sidebob

      i need more proof.

    • JAFitC

      Someone this woderful deserves her own post.

    • CalculatedRisk

      I saw Willow, and the first word that came to mind was "wood"…

    • Baldy

      Absolutely awesome! Well done Willow.

    • Dustin

      MOAR damn it

    • will

      Willow is a playa, she's got me goin craaaaaazay

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1176603767 Nicholas Smith

      I could be wrong but I think I know this girl, if thechive is looking for her send me an email so I can tell you how I know her to find her.

      • DJwillflo

        Don't worry boys, there'll be more up soon enough 😉

        And i dont think I know you, Nocholas Smith.

    • nudity and fluids

      full post please

    • BloodScrubber

      On the net is a girl named Willow
      She tempts your mind on the pillow
      Looking sexy and ready to thrive
      She tempts all the boys on theChive.

    • nomyia

      Willow, already a huge contender for chivette of 2011.

  • forlan

    #3, god i hate those shirts

    • Breanna

      I hate the bros wearing the shirts.

    • Nolok

      I like Polo shirts, but the big logo shirts piss me off.

    • whatever

      small logo for regulars, big one for super douche bags

  • aosux

    #6 Yes I'd like to return thi…wait, this isn't the dealership

    • aosux


  • RUnt of love

    If you didn't take the time to watch #33. it's fucking hilarious

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001542812025 Darius ThePos

      What movie is this?

      • lexxy

        its a commercial

        • BeerSnob

          What is it a commercial for? I would love to be able to hear sound to be able to put it all in to context.

          • M.B

            you realy meen that you cant put that in to context?

    • bubblerider86

      it's so wrong…i watched it six times 🙂

      • Qwain

        I couldn't stop laughing until the 8th viewing! Then I caught my breath, and watched it again!!! Marvelous!

      • llama beans

        You are smokin hot, by the way! Have great day!

  • Dave

    #40 Willow more, more, more, more!

    • http://www.facebook.com/beerian Brian Avila


    • Da-yum


    • McBeastie

      Yeah, more…but let's just show the ass next time..mmkay?

      • its_forge

        Panties are fine with the rest of us Willow.

  • Dustin

    #40, cute and sexy.

    • top dog

      And a flat ass…

      • its_forge

        Hmm, apparently you are unfamiliar with the geometry of our universe. That is not "flat."

  • cwfromsd1

    #40 willow!

    • sully23

      loving all the ass shown on this DAR. but well done willow. hats off to you and is now covering my boner…

  • j-man85

    #16 car explodes in the next corner.

    • cantkillcastro

      because I launched and RPG at it….

    • Cqcumber

      this better be a girl driving it…

    • Qwain

      One can only hope…. or plant a bomb onto….

    • o.0

      Don't you mean that it just glitter's in the sun?

  • Rick

    #20 that bull has balls

    • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

      quite possibly the most obviously shopped picture on the internet…

    • Gecko

      They're the size of your head!
      Any livestock-knowledgeable chivers here who can tell me if that's cancer?

  • MrLogic

    I thought #3 couldn't be outdone when I started but then i got to #39. Willow FTW.

    • RealLogic

      Well I thought #5 couldn't be outdone when I started but then i got to #39. Willow FTW.

  • tippy6

    Too bad #16 wasn't the car in #9

    • whtvr

      too bad that both of them got a driving licence

  • Kawz


    Oh, hey there.

    • Catch

      I'd normally stare at this picture for about a minute before moving on. Now all I could think was "Man, that chick is gorgeous… I hope she's not a post-dude."

      • Qwain

        BAD THOUGHT!! Evil!! Crap, who am I kidding?!?!? I'd still do her. FAP

    • BloodScrubber

      Sheer sexiness.

  • Mikey WINS


  • its_forge

    #39 #40 Yes Willow, we recognize your tush now. Please send 114 more pictures so we can have a complete set of your perfect little tush. Thank you. Not being ironic either, it's perfect.

    • Bdrizzle

      I want to see if she also has perfect breasts to match the perfect tush. It's so hard to find the perfect tit to tush ratio! Thanks again Willow!

      • its_forge

        I predict our Willow is petite of bosom but still lovely from every angle. Besides, who needs big tits when you've got an ass like that?

  • Wow

    Willow, you are amazing

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    i fucking love willow…


    Not impressed.
    First, your hair to body ratio is way off the damn charts…looks like she is being tarred in the first pic!
    2nd, I would break you…plz eat the box of twinkies in #1

    • Adam

      The first pic is her sister.

    • RichoVonBlack

      Come on, it's Canada, at least she's female,,,,,,,,is she? those damm emo's ,,,,

    • Nolok

      Lights is cute, I'd fuck the shit out of her, but her sister, or whoever that is in the pic, I wouldn't touch unless I was completely wasted.

  • Kay

    As it should

    • chrisdg74

      My collection is in the attic. Wouldn't sell it for a million $. Well, maybe for a million. I DO have bills to pay.

    • Vzla-FTW

      i still have my collection too, my mother is been wanting to give it away, but i'll never let that happen!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Teitn Sebastián Nullo

      You are crazy, I kill somebody for that collection :S

    • MacNCheese

      WHAT?!?!?!? I wouldn't sell mine! It's right next to my Thundercats and Ninja Turtle collection. It was a lot of hard work crying and begging my mom to buy me the Technodrom when I was little!

    • _HypoLuxa_

      Wait, no Grizzlor? . . . weak.

    • BloodScrubber

      Makes me feel not so bad about still having my Guns of Navarone playset…lol.

  • Guest

    That pic of Emma Watson is when she was in the first Harry Potter movie, in 2001. She was 10 years old. That image? Child pornography. Fail, Chive. Freakin' fail.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Then the JC Penny Catalog has got to be your ZENNITH of kiddy porn……with the "underoos" section and what not??!!

    • dustin

      * Warner Bros. is distributing porn? na

    • dismay

      If there was a photo of Emma Watson I don't see it. and if the photo was from the Harry Potter movie, it wasn't kiddie porn I can tell you that.

    • Larry

      a still photo from a film like Harry Potter cannot be Child Porn, for any reason, ever (lawyer)

      • David

        Thank you Larry the Lawyer.

    • its_forge

      Christ almighty you idiots and your "child pornography." A view of some kid's underpants isn't pornography unless it's explicitly sexual. Get it? Now shut the hell up already!


    #40 Yes you are cute and sexy but….I could not be around you without saying things like
    "I stole the baby while the stuupid Dikiney was taking a pee pee!"
    "Kaya, I will not be ignoooored!"
    "Dont call me peck"
    "the bones say….nothing!"

    • its_forge

      What media are you attempting to riff?

    • SignIsNigh

      You must be high as a kite

      • IRIEWAY

        I guess nobody has seen the movie Willow for F's sake?
        Get faded, and start quoting lines from Willow at a bar, very loudly…hilarity ensues

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001069041070 Paul C Hannon

          Out of the way, peck!

  • Brah

    #25 wins for now and all of eternity

    • Catch


  • MikeK

    #29 Not impressed. Went to Calgary. Saw MANY MANY MANY hotter girls around than that!
    #39 and #40 THANK YOU! =)

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