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January 4, 2011 |
In: Animals, Random
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Was sent this a few dozen times this morning. If anybody knows the name or blog of the brilliant person who put this together, let me know.
i cant do it, i will not be a firsty!
my cat just flipped his food over and walked away so, yeah, there truth here.
no doubt, spot on Chive!
that was surprisingly hilarious
So cats are basically Stewie from Family Guy. Good to know.
This has been around for years. Not sure where it first came from, but we had a copy of it posted in a veterinary hospital I worked for 3-4 years ago.
I've never seen it before.
I've seen something like this as well, but this one is a different take on it. it's new
Agreed. Fairly sure I first saw this at least 5 or 6 years ago.
Yeah, this is at least 10 years old, I believe. I first saw it a long, long time ago. Good stuff.
I think Jesus originally wrote this, while bored one day, so it must be at least 2011 years old. At least.
My great-great-great grandfather, an archeologist, actually originally discovered this text, as hieroglyphics on a cave wall, in a Northern province of China. His last dying words were… "I hope this makes it to The Chive someday."
Alas, it's at least from 1995: http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats/brow…
This is completely true. Cats are schemers and prima donna's
The dog is obviously retarded. that line made me snort coffe on the keyboard.
I've seen a rougher version of this somewhere before. this one is much more polished. really enjoyed it
TheBerry: The difference between cats and dogs (3 Photos) . . .
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
by Neil Gaiman.
My favorite game is playing slipper tag with my wifes cat…. sometimes I leave my foot in the slipper.
this is soo old!
i got it like 3 years ago maybe
strange.. now they are there
You own a dog, you feed a cat.
Cats are delicious
omg that was hi.la.ree.ous.
this is absolutely hilarious! and 100% accurate.
I hate cats.
Cats hate you.
Cats hate everyone?
This made me pee my pants from laughing so hard. Thanks, now I get to sit around in soggies all day.
This is just hilarious! Find the blogger, that is now necessary!
This is so old! I've seen it on a website, like, in 1975.
So what. Still hilarious.
Dog: "Pooped outside. My favorite thing!"
Hmm, my dog would be more like "Pooped on the rug. My favorite thing!"
This always makes me laugh. As an owner of 3 cats and a dog, it's pretty damn true.
I saw this in Funny Times a year or two back
i just love both equally…<3
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