dog and cat diary, captivity : theCHIVE

January 4, 2011 | In: Animals, Random

Was sent this a few dozen times this morning. If anybody knows the name or blog of the brilliant person who put this together, let me know.

jason in pc

i cant do it, i will not be a firsty!
Paul

my cat just flipped his food over and walked away so, yeah, there truth here.

MARK

that was surprisingly hilarious
http://twitter.com/Rham_Forktail @Rham_Forktail

So cats are basically Stewie from Family Guy. Good to know.
Lylah

This has been around for years. Not sure where it first came from, but we had a copy of it posted in a veterinary hospital I worked for 3-4 years ago.

parlay

I've never seen it before.
misty

I've seen something like this as well, but this one is a different take on it. it's new
nemesis

Agreed. Fairly sure I first saw this at least 5 or 6 years ago.
Jesse

Yeah, this is at least 10 years old, I believe. I first saw it a long, long time ago. Good stuff.
Anonymous

I think Jesus originally wrote this, while bored one day, so it must be at least 2011 years old. At least.
Anonymous

My great-great-great grandfather, an archeologist, actually originally discovered this text, as hieroglyphics on a cave wall, in a Northern province of China. His last dying words were… "I hope this makes it to The Chive someday."
drbeene

Alas, it's at least from 1995: http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats/brow…

enjoy!

GTO

This is completely true. Cats are schemers and prima donna's
boooger

The dog is obviously retarded. that line made me snort coffe on the keyboard.
Rusty

I've seen a rougher version of this somewhere before. this one is much more polished. really enjoyed it
_HypoLuxa_

TheBerry: The difference between cats and dogs (3 Photos) . . .
Mello-

LOL
hot carl

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

cantkillcastro

My favorite game is playing slipper tag with my wifes cat…. sometimes I leave my foot in the slipper.

yoav^^^

this is soo old!
i got it like 3 years ago maybe
onlyChange

strange.. now they are there
Ace

You own a dog, you feed a cat.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

Cats are delicious
http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

omg that was hi.la.ree.ous.
http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

this is absolutely hilarious! and 100% accurate.
abrewer15

I hate cats.

Fortunatza

This made me pee my pants from laughing so hard. Thanks, now I get to sit around in soggies all day.
rUBEN

This is just hilarious! Find the blogger, that is now necessary!
MattFoley

This is so old! I've seen it on a website, like, in 1975.

Conor

Hmm, my dog would be more like "Pooped on the rug. My favorite thing!"

Bastard.

Brah

This always makes me laugh. As an owner of 3 cats and a dog, it's pretty damn true.
Codey

I saw this in Funny Times a year or two back
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

i just love both equally…<3