Shay, my Magic 8 Ball just told me you’d pose for Playboy in 2011 (9 photos)

In case this is your first time on the internet, this lovely lady is Shay Maria.
theCHIVE has featured Shay before, but these sexy photos by deserve an encore.

Click HERE to view Shay’s original CHIVE gallery
UPDATE! We posted a vote on whether or not Shay should pose for Playboy on theCHIVE’s Facebook page -click HERE to vote and don’t forget to LIKE theCHIVE!

  • TheRyan5

    She's wearing a hat in these pictures?

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, they were all out of paper bags.

    • honesty is the truth

      how observant

    • PWNT

      She is gorgeous and so is her face. You're just angry because you're tired of trying to decipher the long groans your beached whale of a girlfriend bellows out in between her struggling for gasps of air after burning 3,000 calories trying to lift the cupcake from her plate to her facial landfill of a mouth.

  • nerf herder

    #7 Ok…….but only if you insist….

    • Diana Santos

      i guess that was for the people who don't like her…lol

    • burrito eater

      Shay, why you flip me off? Fuck you too, you're not that hot.

  • Simon James Law

    Hello Kitty!


      hello titties..

  • Luke

    fwap fwap f-motherfucking-wap

    • Beau

      Your dick has a lisp?

      • @The_Scofield_

        Reply WIN!

  • AshErin

    I want her

    • Gecko

      don't we all

  • Young Youth


  • Phil

    Her legs are oddly short.

    But damn, who cares? Boobies!

    • Shitfaced

      Seriously? Her legs are short? Jesus f'n Christ man…

  • FixedinDC

    if she was crawling to me like #5 i'd cum in my pants.

  • Chizniz

    Definitely not Playboy material!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      yeah, her breasts are far too natural and her hair isn't an obnoxious shade of yellow. She is far too pretty for playboy.

      • Nateb123

        Her boobs look like they were playboy material until gravity gave them a firm tug. Seriously, that shit is misshapen.

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    Fuck playboy, become a suicide girl. Playboy is second rate comparatively.

  • Stafferty

    They say that based on the laws of pphysics, the bumble bee should not be capable of flight. Something about that bra made me thing of that again. (among other things)

    • Floop Hanger

      Please visit the below link to see how dipshit you sound saying bumble bees should not be capable of flight.

      (Yeah, I know that was not the point of his comment)

      • Beau

        Yeah, I don't see this particular thread of comments going anywhere up from here.

        • moe

          Nuh uh!

          Fuck you guys, bumblebees fly with a comparatively unbalanced wing to body ratio its true, but the mechanics of lift are far superior!

  • The Dude


    Thanks for posting the source too Chive so i can have more.

  • Chester

    Love this girl, but needs to go back to short hair!

  • charles

    #7 Bad kitty!

  • Mirror Mam


  • j-man85

    good morning to me. 🙂

  • bear6

    honestly this girl is soo hot, i dont even know what to do with myself… perfect tits, ass and beautiful face…. sweeet jesus Shay,,,, please pose for playboy, I need to see those titties

    • Fapramento

      Oh my God I know. I can't resist the Shay. She is the hottest woman I can frankly think of at any particular moment. I would murder homeless people to have her.

      • Beau

        Even that one with the golden voice?

        • Always Last

          Well, she posed for Playboy but didn't even do topless so they gave her a little windowpane blurb.

  • Beau

    I somehow don't think her personality would be as entertaining as she looks. For a pretty girl, she looks like she would be a lot of fun and possibly even smart and witty. Then again, I'm on theCHIVE. These things don't matter here.

  • Bob

    Playboy MEH. I'd rather she pose in my bedroom.

  • Matthew Galvan

    I had a deep hate for Hello Kitty, until now.

    • whatup

      : )

  • guest

    are there any nude pics of her out there?

  • Your Mom's Dog

    Jesus, and I thought my obsession with Hello Kitty was unnatural before…

  • Matt

    Love those titties in #3

  • ale

    not bad. not bad…

  • Boscoe

    Two first names… my magic 8-ball says she's got pr0n in her future… 😛

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