Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • marty

    It's rare that another girl can trump Shay Maria #47 but…. #48

    • justine

      Shay —–>

      • imdb

        girl in the red —————>

      • whooter

        don't much matter really

    • lonin

      I like when people with no chance over analyze a facial expression.

    • Gecko

      i like it with the glasses on

    • hmmm

      I prefer "too much lip bite". nothing says more "I want you NOW" than almost chewing your lip off.

  • Naz1962

    If it weren't for #44 and me having to go back and take a closer look, I woulda been first! lol

  • Mike B.

    #24, you know that feeling you get when you reach in your pocket and pull out money you didn't know you had? I'll take the money

    • Anonymous

      There are some things in life money can't buy….

      • the rickers

        An extra $7,300 a year after say 5 or 10 years could get you one hell of a night with quite a few decent looking trash hoes…just sayin

      • dude

        yeah prostitutes dude

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      I have the second one. its called a job. and my time here proves I don't really work for it.

      • B.A


    • kikiklas

      For $20 ? a hundred or maybe even a fifty a day but not a twenty……. I mean it's going up against what could possibly be the best most intense memory of your life —- ya know after getting married and having kids and stuff (*winks).

      • ranD

        bunch of women thumbed you down for that one LOL i tried to help…. BUT IM ONLY ONE MAN!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      #24, you know that feeling you get when you have sex with Natalie Portman?

      I don't. I'll take the first choice.

      • John S

        Gimme the $20 I can buy a lot of snapper with $7300 a year.

        • Jay

          Definitely $20/day. In twenty years, the 2-day f***fest will be but a memory. But the $20s will make you happy every day (even when inflation devalues them).

          • Da-yum

            In twenty years the dollar will be a memory. Or maybe next year.

      • Frank

        "you know that feeling you get when you have sex with Natalie Portman?"

        Yes, what about it?

        • Bravo, sir


    • Canucks

      Money. Definitely the money.

      • moe

        Ya, considering there are women who have sex for money, If it really gets that bad theres always that.

    • Kano

      The money all the way. In 10 years you've got $85k. That'd be enough for some seriously high quality ass.

    • DixonOrmus

      pick a famous chick, rec the 48 hr sex romp, sell said sex tape for millions, not think twice about needing a $20 in ur pocket at the start of each day

    • lonin

      I'll take the $20

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625226962 John Strong

      Inflation will devalue the twenty dollars too much. I am going to go with the sex romp.

    • vince

      Money, but only if adjusted for inflation. 20 years from now, 20 bucks might buy a can of soda. A sex romp memory would last a lifetime. Then again, $20/day pays for a Benz or a BMW. Shit. I can't have both?

    • Speedy

      That depends if it is 48 hours "straight" hours of sex with anyone in the world. If it was 48 hours straight, you would be dead in about 26.

      • Htownpunk

        $20 per day……for sure.

      • Cam

        "If it was 48 hours straight, you would be dead in about 26."

        If it was 48 hours gay, I'd choose the money.

    • Canucks

      20 dollars a day would be like a free pension plan if you were smart about it.

  • MattFoley

    FINALLY a Daily AFTERNOON Randomness and not a Daily Evening Randomness… keep it up Chive!!!

    • landy

      ah, and you must be located at the center of the earth. Happy Morning Randomness from Tokyo!

      • MattFoley

        Good morning

      • Giggity

        Happy afternoon randomness from Hawaii!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

      Happy 10-minutes-to-midnight Randomness 😉

    • Lev

      And it happens to be one of the best DAR's ever.
      Holy shit, do they ever unload both barrels some days…

    • Dingus

      You see, the earth revolves around the sun and also spins. So it's not afternoon for everybody at the same time.

  • Charlie

    Smashburger is Bestburger. Agree? #28

    • Optimus Subprime

      Miller Bar burger, Deaborn, MI = Best of all time

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      never heard of it. and all tho 5 guys is good, i have to say in-n-out is the best

      • INO

        Got tired of In-n-out, then I found out you could get chiles on your burger and now Im hooked again

    • Kyle

      sorry but nothing will top the sheer awesomeness of a 4×4 animal style

      (for those of you not from the west coast please refer all inquires to http://thechive.com/2010/11/10/we-ordered-everyth… )

      • Htownpunk

        Nope. Lived in So Cal for 32 years, and In-N-Out sucks! I've never understood the fascination with it; I'd rather eat a Wendy's burger……… Only 3 years in Houston and I've found at least a dozen burger joints that make an In-N-Out burger look like a Big Mac.

        PS – In-N-Out is not just a West Coast thing anymore. They have them in NV, Utah and soon to be TX. Early prediction for In-N-Out of TX…….extreme disappointment.

  • eroon

    #39 A new meme is born. #36 A new dream is born.

    • Anonymous

      #36 My dream is coming true…

  • Mr. Ripley

    #28 Ive been trying to tell everyone this

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      instant diarrhea

      • crh

        Smash burger is the worst burger ever. I would rather have burger king. Yes they are that bad that burger king crap is better than Smash burger.

        • Paul

          You are correct! Smash Burger is an expensive McDonalds or Burger King!

  • jason

    #24 I'll take the money, save it up, purchase prostitute every 2 weeks

    • koyf

      $280 prostitute? make sure u save some for protection.

      • + blitzkrieg

        they all dirty, might as well save a few bucks.

  • acash

    #44 – MOAR. That is all.

    • Urban

      I second that thought.

      • Your Mom


  • makers mark

    #39 like a boss

    • Donny

      i stared at it for a bit, waiting for it to move

  • j-man85

    #1 dancing in cocaine


      damn…give me some of whatev they smokin!
      They must be puffin the new and improved dank this guy is growing.

    • Anonymous

      Also… Crocs.

    • anon

      Roll Tide.

      • Cqcumber

        Sorry to say that, but it will be Auburn, rolling tonight!!

    • SignIsNigh

      Dancing in cocaine, oh oh oh, dancing in cocaine! If had the chance I'd ask the world to dance and we'd be dancing in cocaine, oh oh oh oh!

      • Your Mom


    • Bruce Banner

      Love this picture. I am in Birmingham and people freak out with snow.

    • anon

      to be honest i think shes cute

  • ryan

    Both lip bites are good its just the glasses are to big

  • MattFoley

    Thanks… I didn't know what this was supposed to be

  • jared

    #27 – girl on the right MOAR? (if it's even possible)

    • thursdaymofo

      Hell yeah!

  • chrisdg74

    #3 -"I Wish" by Skee-Lo from 1995.
    "I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala"

    Damn, that song brings back memories.

    #24 – Take the money. Get enough 20's, find an expensive "escort". Repeat as needed.

    • mememe

      rinse and then repeat

    • WoogyMonster

      True dat.

    • Gecko

      you sir, are awesome.
      no hood-rats for you!

    • Dave23

      good call on skee-lo thatsongs awesome

    • Kevin

      Anyone know where i can get that shirt???????

  • Nick

    the money, that's $7300/year without doing anything

    • BloodScrubber

      Like Steve Miller Band sings…
      OOooo take the money and run….

    • Jacob

      7305 good sir. Lets not forget the leap year bonus!

    • callitlikeitis

      You must be a democrat or a n****er

    • Dan

      Or insane, mind-bending sex with Emma Watson for 2 days straight.

      • Chapman

        7300 will buy a lot of breadsticks.

  • MattFoley

    #31 – the picture says what? that your photographer is incompetent?

    • Anonymous

      Come on, this one's easy… Her husband is gay….

    • Raven

      What's with the tidal wave hair?

    • Randy

      I think it shows not to use their caterer…

      • Jen

        or her stylist…

        • Mike

          wait, that's a dude?

  • The Hatter

    after seeing that t-shirt; I've never been tempted to hit a child before…

    • thomas

      wut? that kid is awesome. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Hatter, but Nickleback sucks

    • cfrase

      Are you saying you a hickleback fan?


      If you like nickelback…then the child would kick your panzy ass!
      I don't get how people can listen to the song "photograph" and not impale their own forehead with a machete!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      HA, you like Nickelback.

    • tippy6

      What? Nickelback is a blight on the face of humanity. This kid is today's hero.

    • drea

      haha you like nickelback!!! and this kid will kick your pansy ass

    • its_forge

      Nickelback: the first rock band to make it really blatantly obvious that mainstream music is no longer produced by musicians, but by the marketing departments of record companies.

      • IRIEWAY

        Well said sir. I feel sorry for this generation and the music they are force fed!
        Thats why I stick with the old school hip hop, rock, blues, etc…was def produced by the musicians.
        And of course gotta have the reggae in your life!

        • Vanflank

          agreed…one good thing about shitty Radio- canned music is it forces you to seek alternatives..see shows..unsigned bands etc….

          Id rather masturbate with a cheese grader than listen to Nickleback..

          • IRIEWAY

            No joke…i can't go to regular bars because of the music, and f the radio!
            I hit up live shows at least 3 times a month.
            Ppl would be shocked at how many good bands are out there that just don't have decent representation…or know the market is flooded with doodoo and wana stay underground.
            And of course, thanks to Pandora and similar sites

          • its_forge

            I'd rather attempt reproduction with a wood chipper than listen to five minutes of commercial radio. Thank you Steve Jobs for coming up with the oh so revolutionary idea of being able to carry compressed music on a portable hard drive, or I'd have offed myself by now.

            I flipped to the "classic rock" station I gave up listening to three years ago because it was the same goddamn fifteen songs from the same goddamn eight artists over and over again, and what were they playing? Why, the same goddamn fifteen songs by the same goddamn eight artists! FFFFAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Who LISTENS TO THIS SHIT???!!!! They're still getting listenership numbers from the metrics people. Who ARE THEY??!!

            • turd zeplin h8ter

              led fucking zeppelin——— puke

        • its_forge

          I've only just discovered "good" hip hop and it was only due to my shrieking flight from commercial radio that I did. The radio is STILL playing worthless garbage even in the genre that sells the most prerecorded music of all time! (Of ALL time!! guffaw)

    • Vanflank

      A child abuser who likes Nickleback….WE HAVE A WINNER.

    • Morgan Freeman


    • chrisdg74

      I'd like to give that kid's parents a hi-five for buying that t-shirt. I would rather shoot myself in the foot with a nail gun, repeatedly, than listen to Nickelback.

    • Maus

      That SIR is my nephew. Don't hurt him because of what his mother makes him wear. He's not even 4.

    • Paul

      Yeah, why would you hit the smartest kid on the planet? There's a good chance he's the messiah.

    • George

      I love the irony of this picture, since parents who give their kids fauxhawks are almost always blasting Nickleback while driving around in their Monte Carlo.

      • Vanflank

        ….it's a GTO..and it's usually Rancid, Sex Pistols, Clutch or Bad Religion…..never Nickleback…

      • Vanflank

        agreed…one good thing about shitty Radio- canned music is it forces you to seek alternatives..see shows..unsigned bands etc….

        • Vanflank

          shit – double post ugh….

    • schmeilsson

      ur a dickhole hatter

  • EJK

    #24 – Money.

    Man.. I'm so lame.

    • Digital.Bandit

      dude, that's the right answer.
      with $20 in your pocket every day, you can save up for a week or two and go get a professional to work you over. oh yes… money wins.

  • WTFever

    It's snowing cocaine……….ROLL TIDE!!!

    • quintus

      Roll Tide.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082023363 John Whitsel

      Roll Tide

    • Bruce Banner

      War Damn Eagle!

  • Chris

    #29 – dont ever stop with denise milani
    #44 – sweet ass
    #48 – pretty cute

  • pepper

    #34 is…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic


    • Keim

      incredible, regardless

    • http://twitter.com/txt2verse @txt2verse

      she's CGI


    A man that loves Jack…is forced to love a woman that can handle it!! I love Jack, therefore..I love this girl!

    Off with their duckfaces

    Oh…and uh…SHAAABA!
    #44 #46

  • gigabest

    #33 and #38 are lulz

    • http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator


    • Ken

      # 38; OMG! Did they illegalize Avocado??????

      • Pmd

        Yea, I 'm pretty sure house plants are legal…

  • Eeik5150

    #10 Japan FTW! Hey Canada, Take notes!

    • Ryuu


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