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Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

January 10, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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marty

It's rare that another girl can trump Shay Maria #47 but…. #48

justine

Shay —–>

imdb

girl in the red —————>
whooter

don't much matter really

lonin

I like when people with no chance over analyze a facial expression.
Gecko

i like it with the glasses on
hmmm

I prefer "too much lip bite". nothing says more "I want you NOW" than almost chewing your lip off.

Naz1962

If it weren't for #44 and me having to go back and take a closer look, I woulda been first! lol
Mike B.

#24, you know that feeling you get when you reach in your pocket and pull out money you didn't know you had? I'll take the money

Anonymous

There are some things in life money can't buy….

the rickers

An extra $7,300 a year after say 5 or 10 years could get you one hell of a night with quite a few decent looking trash hoes…just sayin
dude

yeah prostitutes dude

The Real D. Nozzle

I have the second one. its called a job. and my time here proves I don't really work for it.

B.A

Ditto

kikiklas

For $20 ? a hundred or maybe even a fifty a day but not a twenty……. I mean it's going up against what could possibly be the best most intense memory of your life —- ya know after getting married and having kids and stuff (*winks).

ranD

bunch of women thumbed you down for that one LOL i tried to help…. BUT IM ONLY ONE MAN!!

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

#24, you know that feeling you get when you have sex with Natalie Portman?

I don't. I'll take the first choice.

John S

Gimme the $20 I can buy a lot of snapper with $7300 a year.

Jay

Definitely $20/day. In twenty years, the 2-day f***fest will be but a memory. But the $20s will make you happy every day (even when inflation devalues them).

Da-yum

In twenty years the dollar will be a memory. Or maybe next year.

Frank

"you know that feeling you get when you have sex with Natalie Portman?"

Yes, what about it?

Bravo, sir

*applauds*

Canucks

Money. Definitely the money.

moe

Ya, considering there are women who have sex for money, If it really gets that bad theres always that.

Kano

The money all the way. In 10 years you've got $85k. That'd be enough for some seriously high quality ass.
DixonOrmus

pick a famous chick, rec the 48 hr sex romp, sell said sex tape for millions, not think twice about needing a $20 in ur pocket at the start of each day
lonin

I'll take the $20
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625226962 John Strong

Inflation will devalue the twenty dollars too much. I am going to go with the sex romp.
vince

Money, but only if adjusted for inflation. 20 years from now, 20 bucks might buy a can of soda. A sex romp memory would last a lifetime. Then again, $20/day pays for a Benz or a BMW. Shit. I can't have both?
Speedy

That depends if it is 48 hours "straight" hours of sex with anyone in the world. If it was 48 hours straight, you would be dead in about 26.

Htownpunk

$20 per day……for sure.
Cam

"If it was 48 hours straight, you would be dead in about 26."

If it was 48 hours gay, I'd choose the money.

Canucks

20 dollars a day would be like a free pension plan if you were smart about it.

MattFoley

FINALLY a Daily AFTERNOON Randomness and not a Daily Evening Randomness… keep it up Chive!!!

landy

ah, and you must be located at the center of the earth. Happy Morning Randomness from Tokyo!

MattFoley

Good morning
Giggity

Happy afternoon randomness from Hawaii!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

Happy 10-minutes-to-midnight Randomness
Lev

And it happens to be one of the best DAR's ever.
Holy shit, do they ever unload both barrels some days…
Dingus

You see, the earth revolves around the sun and also spins. So it's not afternoon for everybody at the same time.

Charlie

Smashburger is Bestburger. Agree? #28

Optimus Subprime

Miller Bar burger, Deaborn, MI = Best of all time
http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

never heard of it. and all tho 5 guys is good, i have to say in-n-out is the best

INO

Got tired of In-n-out, then I found out you could get chiles on your burger and now Im hooked again

Kyle

sorry but nothing will top the sheer awesomeness of a 4×4 animal style

(for those of you not from the west coast please refer all inquires to http://thechive.com/2010/11/10/we-ordered-everyth… )

Htownpunk

Nope. Lived in So Cal for 32 years, and In-N-Out sucks! I've never understood the fascination with it; I'd rather eat a Wendy's burger……… Only 3 years in Houston and I've found at least a dozen burger joints that make an In-N-Out burger look like a Big Mac.

PS – In-N-Out is not just a West Coast thing anymore. They have them in NV, Utah and soon to be TX. Early prediction for In-N-Out of TX…….extreme disappointment.

eroon

#39 A new meme is born. #36 A new dream is born.

Anonymous

#36 My dream is coming true…

Mr. Ripley

#28 Ive been trying to tell everyone this

The Real D. Nozzle

instant diarrhea

crh

Smash burger is the worst burger ever. I would rather have burger king. Yes they are that bad that burger king crap is better than Smash burger.

Paul

You are correct! Smash Burger is an expensive McDonalds or Burger King!

jason

#24 I'll take the money, save it up, purchase prostitute every 2 weeks

koyf

$280 prostitute? make sure u save some for protection.

+ blitzkrieg

they all dirty, might as well save a few bucks.

acash

#44 – MOAR. That is all.

Urban

I second that thought.

Your Mom

Third

makers mark

#39 like a boss

Donny

i stared at it for a bit, waiting for it to move

j-man85

#1 dancing in cocaine

IRIEWAY

damn…give me some of whatev they smokin!
They must be puffin the new and improved dank this guy is growing.
#38
Anonymous

Also… Crocs.
anon

Roll Tide.

Cqcumber

Sorry to say that, but it will be Auburn, rolling tonight!!

SignIsNigh

Dancing in cocaine, oh oh oh, dancing in cocaine! If had the chance I'd ask the world to dance and we'd be dancing in cocaine, oh oh oh oh!

Your Mom

Nice!

Bruce Banner

Love this picture. I am in Birmingham and people freak out with snow.
anon

to be honest i think shes cute

ryan

Both lip bites are good its just the glasses are to big
MattFoley

Thanks… I didn't know what this was supposed to be
jared

#27 – girl on the right MOAR? (if it's even possible)

thursdaymofo

Hell yeah!

chrisdg74

#3 -"I Wish" by Skee-Lo from 1995.
"I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala"

Damn, that song brings back memories.

#24 – Take the money. Get enough 20's, find an expensive "escort". Repeat as needed.

mememe

rinse and then repeat
WoogyMonster

True dat.
Gecko

you sir, are awesome.
no hood-rats for you!
Dave23

good call on skee-lo thatsongs awesome
Kevin

Anyone know where i can get that shirt???????

Nick

the money, that's $7300/year without doing anything

BloodScrubber

Like Steve Miller Band sings…
OOooo take the money and run….
Jacob

7305 good sir. Lets not forget the leap year bonus!
callitlikeitis

You must be a democrat or a n****er
Dan

Or insane, mind-bending sex with Emma Watson for 2 days straight.

Chapman

7300 will buy a lot of breadsticks.

MattFoley

#31 – the picture says what? that your photographer is incompetent?

Anonymous

Come on, this one's easy… Her husband is gay….
Raven

What's with the tidal wave hair?
Randy

I think it shows not to use their caterer…

Jen

or her stylist…

Mike

wait, that's a dude?

The Hatter

#5
after seeing that t-shirt; I've never been tempted to hit a child before…

thomas

wut? that kid is awesome. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Hatter, but Nickleback sucks
cfrase

Are you saying you a hickleback fan?
IRIEWAY

If you like nickelback…then the child would kick your panzy ass!
I don't get how people can listen to the song "photograph" and not impale their own forehead with a machete!
The Real D. Nozzle

HA, you like Nickelback.
tippy6

What? Nickelback is a blight on the face of humanity. This kid is today's hero.
drea

haha you like nickelback!!! and this kid will kick your pansy ass
its_forge

Nickelback: the first rock band to make it really blatantly obvious that mainstream music is no longer produced by musicians, but by the marketing departments of record companies.

IRIEWAY

Well said sir. I feel sorry for this generation and the music they are force fed!
Thats why I stick with the old school hip hop, rock, blues, etc…was def produced by the musicians.
And of course gotta have the reggae in your life!

Vanflank

agreed…one good thing about shitty Radio- canned music is it forces you to seek alternatives..see shows..unsigned bands etc….

Id rather masturbate with a cheese grader than listen to Nickleback..

IRIEWAY

No joke…i can't go to regular bars because of the music, and f the radio!
I hit up live shows at least 3 times a month.
Ppl would be shocked at how many good bands are out there that just don't have decent representation…or know the market is flooded with doodoo and wana stay underground.
And of course, thanks to Pandora and similar sites
its_forge

I'd rather attempt reproduction with a wood chipper than listen to five minutes of commercial radio. Thank you Steve Jobs for coming up with the oh so revolutionary idea of being able to carry compressed music on a portable hard drive, or I'd have offed myself by now.

I flipped to the "classic rock" station I gave up listening to three years ago because it was the same goddamn fifteen songs from the same goddamn eight artists over and over again, and what were they playing? Why, the same goddamn fifteen songs by the same goddamn eight artists! FFFFAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Who LISTENS TO THIS SHIT???!!!! They're still getting listenership numbers from the metrics people. Who ARE THEY??!!

turd zeplin h8ter

led fucking zeppelin——— puke

its_forge

I've only just discovered "good" hip hop and it was only due to my shrieking flight from commercial radio that I did. The radio is STILL playing worthless garbage even in the genre that sells the most prerecorded music of all time! (Of ALL time!! guffaw)

Vanflank

A child abuser who likes Nickleback….WE HAVE A WINNER.
Morgan Freeman

NICKLEBACK SUCKS ASS!!!
chrisdg74

I'd like to give that kid's parents a hi-five for buying that t-shirt. I would rather shoot myself in the foot with a nail gun, repeatedly, than listen to Nickelback.

Maus

http://cynictease.com/products/nickelback-sucks

They made the T-shirt

Maus

That SIR is my nephew. Don't hurt him because of what his mother makes him wear. He's not even 4.
Paul

Yeah, why would you hit the smartest kid on the planet? There's a good chance he's the messiah.
George

I love the irony of this picture, since parents who give their kids fauxhawks are almost always blasting Nickleback while driving around in their Monte Carlo.

Vanflank

….it's a GTO..and it's usually Rancid, Sex Pistols, Clutch or Bad Religion…..never Nickleback…
Vanflank

agreed…one good thing about shitty Radio- canned music is it forces you to seek alternatives..see shows..unsigned bands etc….

Vanflank

shit – double post ugh….

schmeilsson

ur a dickhole hatter

EJK

#24 – Money.

Man.. I'm so lame.

Digital.Bandit

dude, that's the right answer.
with $20 in your pocket every day, you can save up for a week or two and go get a professional to work you over. oh yes… money wins.

WTFever

#1
It's snowing cocaine……….ROLL TIDE!!!

quintus

Roll Tide.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082023363 John Whitsel

Roll Tide
Bruce Banner

War Damn Eagle!

Chris

#29 – dont ever stop with denise milani
#44 – sweet ass
#48 – pretty cute

Canucker

I agree, don't every stop with Denise. And btw, she may not be full on showing them, but please enjoy.
http://www.denise-milani.net/pics/denise-milani-n…

pepper

#34 is…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic

Anorexic.
Keim

incredible, regardless
http://twitter.com/txt2verse @txt2verse

she's CGI

IRIEWAY

A man that loves Jack…is forced to love a woman that can handle it!! I love Jack, therefore..I love this girl!
#39

Off with their duckfaces
#16

Oh…and uh…SHAAABA!
#44 #46
gigabest

#33 and #38 are lulz

http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator

Yes
Ken

# 38; OMG! Did they illegalize Avocado??????

Pmd

Yea, I 'm pretty sure house plants are legal…

Eeik5150

#10 Japan FTW! Hey Canada, Take notes!

Ryuu

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