Top 10 Sexiest Mechanics

In honor of the new hit-man movie, The Mechanic, we decided to put together a compilation of hot assassins -aka mechanics. Enjoy.

  • Jimmy

    First… like a boss

    • Your weird uncle

      Fucktard

    • jay22

      you sir, are a winner

    • osborl12

      More like a bitch.

    • Brad

      all these "first" posts are epically lame…

  • Sarah

    I second that motion! Uma has nothing on Mila!

    • McBeastie

      Yeah, Uma has nothing on Mila…except of course for talent and the fact that Uma is a bankable star in a profitable film that is admired by fans and critics alike.
      But other than that…..

      • bitchface

        yeah resident evil isn't profitable.. they made fifty of them for the artistic value

        • qwertz

          And one of Uma's latest movies made 150 bucks on its opening weekend. :p

  • Nerf herder

    I like to think that Natalie Portman actually became a "Professional" cleaner. This whole acting thing is just a cover……

    • Brad

      Natalie Portman was 13 or something when she made that movie!

      • yup

        Really, I could have sworn she doesn't get older at all!

        • Franklin

          Yeah, her acting doesn't get any better either. So I guess it works out.

  • larsson

    I would gladly let them all kill me, but only if I could do them first

  • http://www.patinencomun.com/ skate

    good mechanical!

  • MigraineBoy

    And it rules.

  • Why Not?

    #7 bad reviews but I liked this movie!

    • Gecko

      i friggin' loved it

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Trinity? Surely only the vaguest of semantics would stop her being on this list!
    http://mimg.ugo.com/200812/15656/trinity.jpg

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #2.

    Say what you like about her but……..GodDAMN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

    Am i missing something here, these girls do not work on cars…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001652244461 Tomasz Zee Buratynski

      I lol'd at your comment!

  • darthbrowncoat

    River Tam?

  • Kenny

    Hm.. What about Summer Glau in "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."?

    • Long Duck Dong

      Second that nomination.

    • Lyrex

      I would not mind being her Mechanic.

  • Jason

    Uma has nothing on Mila. Uma's eyes are to far apart. She looks like Admiral Ackbar.
    http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg

  • charles

    not one pic of either of the "Le Femme Nikita" ladies (tv series or movie)??? you sir need to get out more! Uma thurman? seriously? she is hideous!

  • Gutterville

    ‘Smokin’ Aces is one of my favorite films of 2006, I just dont know why it got such bad reviews
    #7

  • Dingus

    What about Amanda Peet as 'Jill' in The Whole Nine Yards?
    http://amandapeet-nude.blogspot.com/

    • Andrew

      She is definitely missing from this post.

    • Tito

      I was about to say the exact same thing, she is so hot.

    • thatslife

      great point!

  • llano

    What about Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. Still a mechanic and hot.

    • livelake

      Marisa Tomei was/is/always will be hot.

      • busted

        You're dead on balls accurate.

  • vince

    Geena Davis- Long Kiss Goodnight?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001652244461 Tomasz Zee Buratynski

    A "mechanic" is another word for hit-man, or assassin.

  • Locode

    The original Mechanic with Charles Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent was so good. Why on earth did it need to be modernized?
    It's CHARLES BRONSON people!

  • Andrew

    Am I an idiot for not understanding why people find #9 sexy? Guess I don't have that fetish.

  • dave

    you don't get why a chick that can make herself look like any chick is hot?

  • fudmunki

    You dorks! What about Kaylee on Firefly?!?, sweetest mechanic in the known 'verse! jeebus!

  • MMAN87

    #1 FTW… the name "deadly little miho" always made me chuckle, but theres no mistaking her mean streak.

    • Dwight McCarthy.

      Her name's just 'Miho'. That was merely a descriptive phrase I used in the novels.
      You should read them sometime. Frank's the man.

  • aosux

    From reading the title I was thinking of all the chick "mechanics" that actually work on machines. Jolie in "Gone in 60 Seconds", Jewel Staite in "Serenity/Firefly" and the aforementioned Marisa Tomei in "My Cousin Vinny." Anyone else got some good ones?

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