Sexiest Mechanics EVER : theCHIVE

In honor of the new hit-man movie, The Mechanic, we decided to put together a compilation of hot assassins -aka mechanics. Enjoy.

Popsicle Pete

I'd rather bang Jason Statham than the chick from Transporter 2??? She was gross…then again, Statham is pretty damn good looking.
mememe

… and the events happened in real time!!
http://twitter.com/Teitn @Teitn

I think you have to make a top 20 or something because you also forgive Jennifer Garner in Elektra
http://www.facebook.com/Coops10 Adam Cooper

Why is Megan Fox in this post?!?! Chive fails

http://www.facebook.com/Coops10 Adam Cooper

*Not in this post…
Brad

read the writing at the top of the post, mechanic = assassin in this instance, not someone who works on cars!!!

Kenneth

What about Geena Davis in the Long Kiss Goodnight, she was hot as hell in that movie and tough as shit.
The Real D. Nozzle

Devon Aoki really isn't cute at all. I grew up with her. She is actually quite ugly. Her current stature is based entirely on having a really rich father in the industry that forced others to accept her as an actor/model. Any of our chivettes takes her in the hot game hands down.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592462808 John Claffy

The Mechanic movie – Arthur Bishop (Jason Statham) is a 'mechanic' – an elite assassin with a strict code and unique talent for cleanly eliminating targets. Does this help?
JHL1

Waiting for part 2 of this post!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592462808 John Claffy

I'm really sad and disappointed that no one has mentioned Kate Beckinsale in Underworld. http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/…
http://www.facebook.com/JoeKruel01 Joey Johnson

There is nothing or has ever been anything sexy about Uma Thurman, she's part of that Sara Jessica Parker I look like a foot club…
Bob

#1 is the sexiest, mess her around and she'll cut you up
Nolok

They are called a mechanic because they "fix" problems(people.)

http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

Thank you all for clarifying, it makes much more sense now.
Billy the Accountant

any mechanic I've been to fix one problem and give you 4 others.

moeshere Foxdale

#8 #11 are just to bad ass for yall…
http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

#1 and #8 definitely.
Satanas

i want a girl with her abilities
#9
mike

Summer Glau – Terminator TSCC,
Bridget Fonda – Le Femme Nikita (remake)
Kate Beckinsale – Underworld
Anonymous

Okay, so they were actually vampires who were hunter/killer types, but what about Milla Jovovich in Ultraviolet, and Kate Beckinsale in Underworld 1, 2, and 3?
AtomManhattan

#8 – @#$& yes.
#5 – those movies sucked so bad, were it not for Wu Ping's awesome-as-ever choreography I'd have hung myself. Story was re!#$^tarded…
GI Joe

Uh uh…not Bridget Fonda as Nikita….Peta Wilson….HOT!!!
http://www.nndb.com/people/542/000108218/peta-wil…
MrCjv

#9 Blue chicks………..Blue chicks rule. I gotta get me a Blue chick!
kc_

Ummmm, mechanic in this context means hitman. Not car mechanic.
its_forge

Boy Mini Anden #3 doesn't even OWN any shirts, does she?
flibertygiblet

#6 wins
Ken

No Rose McGowan from "Planet Terror" or Kathleen Turner from "Pritzi's Honor?"
grenzewolf

where is Kate Beckensale ???? Underworld??? Latex???

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