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  1. sQQQ says:

    What's wrong with you people? Are breadsticks are rare, immensely expensive delicacy where you live or is there a grave shortage of them? I would choose 4.8 mins of sex over breadsticks.

  2. jeremy says:

    I'll take the 48 hour sex….cus Scarlette Johansen needs a real man in bed and I can get hot breadsticks anytime at any local OLIVE GARDEN!!!!
    :)

    dont be stupid. vote sex.

  3. George says:

    Seeing as how I get sex all I want at home, I think I would have to go with the buttery goodness of breadsticks…yes, that will do

  4. Mello- says:

    makin´ sweet sweet love is my choice … without a doubt in my mind

  5. FixedinDC says:

    BREADSTICKS FTW.

  6. yup says:

    Problem is when you offer a warm, soft breadstick to the woman you just spend the night with, she might stay forever.

  7. Claude M. says:

    Since I already can make "sweet sweet love" to the person I want whenever we, want, the first option would mean no more sex after the 48 hours are up.

    Breadsticks please, they'd be a great after sex snack.

  8. josh says:

    fish sandwich or bread ? hmmm really !!! the post with the 20 dollar bill acutally had me thinking

  9. Kayla Smith says:

    Sex over food, any day of the week. And I'm a chick.

  10. Exa Rian says:

    The bread sticks is an amazing offer. You could be out in the desert, and where others would starve, you would have infinite carbs for survival. you could cut your food budget into pocket change, heck you could build a makeshift shelter out of them and line your sleeping bag with them so you could be warm and cozy if ever stranded in the winter. I would be able to mash them up and ferment the remains into grain alcohol to distill into in an infinite supply of fuel to run my house and vehicles on.

    48 hours of sex with a puppet who is only there because of a magical gift? I mean, what's the point? And what if I wanted to be the submissive one? What would happen with the person after the 48 hours? What if it was with someone who would normally never think of me in that way? Wouldn't that feel similar to waking up after being drugged and taken advantage of? Would that be statutory rape if it were caused by a magical disabling of free will? would I have to face external consequences because of my actions?

    primal needs fulfilled by A: temporary sexual fulfillment

    primal needs fulfilled by B: food, shelter, and stability.

  11. lost youth says:

    I would hate to disrupt Salma's life then send her home in disrepair, but I would get over it. Breadsticks…really? maybe cupcakes.

  12. Daria says:

    Breadsticks FTWW

  13. Sugreev2001 says:

    Sex it is,I'll buy the breadsticks later.

  14. winston002 says:

    can it be anyone? past, present, future? if so two days with the virgin mary

  15. fantarama says:

    I dont know, how long I gonna live??

  16. Jim says:

    GIMME THE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm wheat intolerant……………….

  17. >18Only says:

    Let Scarlett Johanssen know that I will be expecting her this weekend.

  18. Jack says:

    I would bang Milla Jovovich while smacking her ass with the warm breadsticks I bought myself at Kroger.

  19. wanker says:

    if it was sex vs. some proper meal, i'd give it a taught
    but bread?!?!
    no competition – it's the ol' in&out

  20. chena says:

    …..48 solid hours with a totally compliant and cooperative, say, lingerie model/porn star/actress…..????

    No contest…..

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