• Bob Saget

    Shit

    • juju

      Nope sorry no Bob Saget, although a lot of other comedians.

      • Bob Saget

        Thank you…at least somebody caught my drift lol….i think everyone thought I was calling the artwork shit…not the case hahaa

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    would like to see a time lasped video of this…

  • GTO

    pretty cool

  • Nerf herder

    #18 must be a Chinese phonebook…..because of all the chins…..see what I did there?

    • Bill cosby

      I did, I saw what you did there. Lol.

    • Danny P

      Wrong. There are no Chinese phone books. Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they were worried somebody might wing the wong number.

      • Stvn

        The Wong number

  • Stafferty

    #8
    We miss you you foul mouthed bastard. Twenty-one "Words You Can't Say on TV" salute.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker, tits

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker, tits

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker, tits

    • Jimbo

      You, sir, win.

      • BeardManly

        Oh it's George Carlin. I thought it was Jeff Bridges. Awesome either way.

    • Ken

      And tits shouldn't even be in there, it's a pretty word.

      • Stafferty

        It's like a nick name.

        "HEY TITS, COME HERE MAN!!!"

        • jake

          new nabisco tits!

          • kitkat63376

            And don't forget Tater-tits!!!! Yeah, I really miss him…

        • Your Mom's Dog

          Ahh…good ol' Tits McGee!

    • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

      "How did we distort cock-sucker? It's not a bad man, it's a good woman!"

      The greatest comedian on all-time.
      http://classicgeorgecarlin.tumblr.com/

  • jam

    awesome post. I didnt realize till #20 what was going on!

  • top dog

    To a real artist, everything is a canvas.

    • Middle Dog

      And that means everything…

      • Bottom dog

        Even my Penis?

        • ace

          my penis IS art

  • aosux

    Thats the best use of the worthless phone books that get stacked next to a front door I have ever seen.

  • http://www.alteredstatesofcinema.com joe

    this is incredible. it is a shame that such a fractionally small portion of chive's traffic found worth in giving some praise to this artist. this is amazing work! but, hey, let's make sure we get all our comments in about how marginally attractive rebecca hazlewood from 'outsourced' is…

    • thatwasntthequestion

      Lighten up Francis. If we want to post comments, we'll post comments wherever the hell we please. If you want to appreciate art, go to an art gallery and talk to the artist.

      • http://www.alteredstatesofcinema.com joe

        well that's the problem, isn't it…

        i like ass and titties too (a lot), don't get me wrong, but there are substantially more people who find it more valuable to ogle over the tna of random chicks on this site than there are people who find value in showing appreciation for great artwork.

        thechive has a ton of tush and tits, but they've got a lot of other great posts too…like this one. and even though this post was added earlier than the post of the 'outsourced' chick, it's behind in responses 5:1 and will probably stay that way. pardon me for shedding light on the discrepancy.

      • http://www.alteredstatesofcinema.com joe

        well that's the problem, isn't it…

        i like ass and titties too (a lot), don't get me wrong, but there are substantially more people who find it more valuable to ogle over the tna of random chicks on this site than there are people who find value in showing appreciation for great artwork.

        thechive has a ton of tush and tits, but they've got a lot of other great posts too…like this one. and even though this post was added earlier than the post of the 'outsourced' chick, it's behind in responses 5:1. pardon me for shedding light on the discrepancy.

  • TCB12

    #8 The Dude abides

    • Jimbo

      George Carlin, not Jeff Bridges.

    • The Dude

      FAIL!

    • Amishbob

      I'm hoping the Thumb Down's will clue you in on the fact that you need to see an eye doctor.

  • RiKo

    #15 TALENT.. He has it

  • Diggler

    #7 Lindsay Lohan?

    • chiver79

      I thought it was Sarah Palin

  • noneedforaname

    Wow, that is amazing!

  • Drew

    #8 i can't decide if its george carlin or the dude. my first thought was the dude. but the eye raise makes me think carlin. thoughts?

    • Andrew

      Based on the "Car" in the upper right hand corner, I'm gonna go with Carlin. Oh, and because it doesn't look like The Dude.

    • Gern Blanston

      come on man…

    • Naz1962

      Who the hell is 'The Dude'? That's definitely Carlin! Funniest fucker to ever live! Miss ya man!

  • hold your colour

    HOOOOW?

  • thedude

    it is amazing, where the hell does he even find the phonebooks?

    • Corey

      in just about every house/office/workplace in the world… one would think.

      • thedude

        haven't seen once since '95 it's called the internet

        • antennaehead

          Really? We get at least two a year here.

  • Danny P

    Do not understand how this is done.

  • Disso

    Wow, that is really amazing. My Googlefu didn't find a personal website where he sells his art. Anyone know?

  • davey

    totally fucked up and brilliant.

  • Brah

    Amazing. I can't imagine the time that goes into that.

    #6 is my fave.

  • bubblerider86

    Awesome….and am i the only one who noticed that the right hand corner gives you a hint of who the portrait is? (that's forward thinking that is) ^_^

    • uberbrie

      WTF!? thumbs up for you good lady, i did not see that

    • BloodScrubber

      Excellent catch BR. Imagine what he could do with the Yellow Pages…or the map inserts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1003200025 AshErin

    hoooow?!

  • Uberbrie

    This was the coolest thing I've seen in a long time…until #25 happened

    • cantkillcastro

      yeah, making a waste of sperm into a waste of time….

    • wickedjack

      yea, that totally ruined it. Just when i thought a phonebook couldn't get any more useless…

  • ssf

    Would he use the yellow pages for Jackie Chan? No, you're the fucking racist!

  • NdP

    where did he find a phone book big enough to fit michael moore's fat ass?

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