You don’t need to be a model to rock a bikini… (26 photos)

...but please be skinny.

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  • FullBlownStoned

    Average gals are the best.

    • ssf

      Average girls are, by definition, average and therefore not the best. Anyway, enough logic. Back to fapping.

      • FullBlownStoned

        Idea was that most of these girls are actually prettier than a lot of the photo models with the excessive make up and professional photoshop. Maybe I should've said natural looking girls are the best.

        • yup

          Amen to that. Never liked the porn star look anyway.

    • Malachi Constant

      I know, these girls are seriously hot and look like they are in need of a nice cowgirl ride- as Warren G would say "mount up."

    • hot carl

      50% of the population is above average…

      • V4Vendetta14

        Seinfeld once said that 95% of the population is undateable.

        • Emvee

          right- 50% are the wrong gender, 44% are unsuitable due to age, geographical location, or current relationship status, and 1% you're related to. ;P

          • GRadde

            Oh man, must your life suck.

    • WpnX

      a-fuckin-greed

    • MMAN87

      AGREED…all natural, no photshop/ plastic surgery crap etc., real girls rock WHOOO! B)

    • Nateb123

      I prefer women that aren't trampy but still clearly won the genetic lottery.

  • abelincoln

    i am up way too late.

  • hater

    #11's the only one who doesn't look like she belongs on jersey shore.

    • Rolan

      As a New Jersey resident, please be advised that Sea Side Heights, where the Jersey Shore is filmed, is a fucking dump…New York douche bags infest it like locusts in the summer…please don't judge all of us by one lame MTV abortion…

    • yoav^^^

      well, that's because she is Israeli
      a bit far from jersey

    • paul

      She's my second favorite.. But #10 is perfect.

  • ERIC

    #3 what a beauty WOW<3

    • 3rc

      if i was put to test how long would it take to #3 to seduct me..my guess is hardly a second

    • yum

      that is my ex-wife – didn't need that shit at oh dark thirty – FUUUUUUU

    • todd

      I haz FAP…

    • northerner

      Absolutely gorgeous…

    • BloodScrubber

      You sir, have great taste.

    • Flicka

      I was gonna say that she needs a bikini that fits because that one just accentuates the love handles. Pretty girl, badly wrapped.

  • MrMav

    #9 is HOT stuff!! Roll on summer!!

    • JewLover

      duckface

    • osborl12

      Get rid of the duck face and it would be a perfect pic of a normal girl.

    • Cqcumber

      #9
      i forgive your duck face!!HOT!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

    ho the summer,
    Still 6 months to go

  • Hellooo

    Average post.. average Leo…should've known i's leo's post

  • Jonathan

    #3 is the only one who is attractive…

    • Just Sayin'

      apparently the chive thinks otherwise…

    • Grodon

      Apparently you didn't look at the rest of the photos. Not all glamour models but there's several that are wood worthy.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      you sir, are a delusional idiot. I presume your girlfriend looks look a photoshopped supermodel? Oh, that's right, you've never had a date because your standards don't allow you to date most real women.

    • Notelitist

      You'd probably give your left nut to bang any of these girls in person. Don't act like you're above a bunch of sexy chicks in bikinis…

    • Jonathan

      Look people, it's my opinion… I find the rest of the girls to look too superficial. But she looks just fine to me!

      I didn't say that the rest of these girls are not cute, or not pretty, or ugly. I just said they were unattractive in my opinion… The funny part is that if I would've said "#3 is my favorite!!!", nobody would have replied, and most of you would have hit the thumb up button… But because I said she was the only one attractive in my eyes, you people started treating me like a dumbass and a jerk…

      What more can I say!?

  • annonymous chiver

    i miss summer 😦

  • timd

    Real girls-next-store, looking fine as hell… When you're in your late-teens all you think about is supermodels, but when get up in your mid-late 20s, you finally start to appreciate these real girls on a whole new level and they become like sex-angels. Our eyes get clearer as we mature, you know. How many of yall know what I'm talking about?

    • Guz

      I'm way past that stage, a fat twenty year old would do me!

      • Crystal

        Great, want my number?

        • RiKo

          Hell yeah!

    • Fritz

      It's "next-door" you jack wagon!

      • JHL1

        lol – maybe he shops in Russia

    • http://twitter.com/24gino @24gino

      Here here well said most models are way to skinny I want hips and an ass that doesn't look like a back with a crack in it

    • flibertygiblet

      I agree. They don't all have to be stick figures either.

    • Michael

      TOTALLY agree! When I was a teen, I didn't even realize the hotness that surrounded me every day. Looking back through my yearbook, I nearly shat myself seeing how hot most of those girls were back then. Live and learn, I guess!

      Oh yeah, number three BY FAR! Or twenty….

  • MigraineBoy

    #21 has my complete and undivided attention!

  • JKnights

    Not a bad post but the girl in the yellow in #13 is AH-MAZING!

    • Northman

      More of her! Who is it?

    • Danny, San Diego

      chive, you gotta find yellow!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/DavidMiller822 David Miller

    #17 sooo close to topless!

  • eatme

    #24 wow just wow

    • kiwi kid

      This girl rocks. End of story.

    • Ben

      haha, this girl went to my highschool

      • Jen

        haha, your mom went to my high school.

      • izzy

        wait where are u from cuz i swearrrrr from this angle this is my cousin danielle

  • Darksoul

    Revenge of the girl next door

  • Red Knight

    I generally find models too tall and skinny for my taste

  • Dunny_

    #2 The chick on the left is way hot. She could be a model

    • 3rc

      ..and mademoiselle on the right bears too much of a burden:)

  • vince

    #21. Muff comes from the word for 'muffle', which is due to bottoms that are a wee tight…

    • Choad

      Haha, I was hoping someone else would notice this. In her head shes thinking "I'm still an x-small I'm still an x-small". I'd still gladly help her get those bottoms off though.

    • MigraineBoy

      Muff diver and pruod of it, sir!

      • MigraineBoy

        I fail.

        Muffdiver and proud of it, sir!

    • Flicka

      Yea… my thought too. "Honey? Did you buy that bikini ten pounds ago? Because that one's really accentuating your love handles." I mean, hey, real pretty girl, just poorly wrapped.

  • john

    "you don't need to be a model to rock a bikini" *but it helps*

    • Flicka

      ha ha right? Also… LOTS of acne in those pics. I rate these girls "accessible."

  • mdc5150

    #2 left and #13 right are hot. But #7 is a sea donkey as you can see just coming out of the sea!

  • kurtca86

    #13 in the yellow FTW

    • ais

      SHE MUST BE FOUND – Please Chive

  • http://www.facebook.com/scubasteve4 Steve Bradley

    There is 5 inches of snow outside and it's wicked cold. Why must you tease me….?!

  • Grodon

    #4 & #7 Haha, pervy beach photo stalker does not amuse the girls.

  • TheRyan5

    I miss summer. Thanks Chive for this ray of sunshine.

  • Sean

    I wanna rub sun tan lotion on #18 bellys

    • Flicka

      Ew so brown. "Baby, your belly matches your purse PERFECTLY!" I like brown skin… on brown girls.

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