3 minutes video : theCHIVE

January 12, 2011 | In: Art, Video

tommybhoy

Tomb Raider chick FTW in 2m45s
Goose921

That video was awesome!
yup

I hate these f**king commercials.
T-Boz

2 min 50 sec of Awsome , then the crappy Lara Croft! Why i ask , why??
http://www.patinencomun.com/ skate

Yeah!, Great ultra freak video!
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The Hatter

these guys make the prequel star wars films look like crap
not that that's particularly difficult
[clevernamehere]

Hmmm…..work on getting this up online? Or Hump Day?……

Good choice, guys. <shaking head>
Joe

heyy that asian guy also plays mike chang on glee!

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

Wow, Glee! Cool! I wouldn't know because I'm straight!

Lance

Yeah, we all noticed it, cuz it was in the video we all watched. It's funny how, in a three minute video, the black guy always seems to die 2 and half minutes in. Buncha racists, I tell ya.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082023363 John Whitsel

But didn't the black guy get the saber from a dead white person? Asians Rule!
Redguard

That was "Twitch" from "So You Think You Can Dance".

jason

that was awesome. And there was a dead white guy on the ground. So…..
Evan F

Ryan vs Dorkman is better
Yuzaki

Great video !
But… They have fucking lightsabers, why don't they cut the old guy in parts ?

Cat masturbation

he's a sith lord from sun valley…they're the toughest.
Frankie

yeah, and why didn´t obi-wan cut the emperor in parts?? think about it…

guest

If it's a 3 minute cycle where the current "predator" gets replaced then the black guy should've been the one killing the first dead white guy and not be surprised about the lightsaber and the asian guy shouldn't have known about the first guy- "I see you found the last guy"

Cat masturbation

I saw that too. only way i could justify it was maybe it was the first cycle of the day.
KMD

unless the Asian guy killed the first guy in under 3 minutes and then had to do it again.

Jimmy the Tulip

Ryan vs Dorkman 2 was better
KMD

is it a law that if you're in a light saber duel you have to spin around like a fricking ballerina? Just once, I would like to see someone spin around like that and get stabbed in the back.
Execudork

Great action, terrible writing. As pointed out above:
1. "You have 3 minutes". *BLAM BLAM BLAM* "Hey, Steve? Yeah, you can come back now, I just shot the old guy in the face. He's dead. Wanna go get a beer?"
2. "I see you found the last guy" "Uh, yeah, I killed him. You understand how this thing works, right?"
3. *spin* *spin* *spin* *STAB*. Why would you ever turn your back to someone in a fight?
4. "Three minutes, 18 seconds" *runs around corner, turns on light saber, ambushes stupid Lara Croft chick*

Cat masturbation

Lol…Stupid logic. WHat are you doing in my movie? You're not even Logical.

Matt

interesting, but why lightsabers? just doesn't fit
htown

I want my 3 minutes back.
JacktheTripper

The high road my ass. I'd slam that chick 'til she came back to conciousness.
bkfrijoles

why is it always the black guy who dies first?
Escelante

It's okay, but Ryan vs. Dorkman I and II are way better.

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