Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Danny

    #49 You gotta love a girl with a sense of humor. THAT is sexy.

    • jjj

      agree and thought she looked pretty damn good

    • Anonymous

      Placing yourself next to someone more attractive than you will not work toward disproving your own unattractiveness.

      • mark

        the comment made was that a sense of humor is sexy. She wasn't doing a side-by-side for any other reason. And, yes, a sense of humor is sexy as hell imo

        • Anonymous

          Janine Garofalo, Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, Mo'Nique – have sense of humor.
          Which of them does it make sexy?
          I rest my case.

          • KyleGamgee

            Janine Garofalo when she was younger,

            because the distinction should be made -that of a GOOD sense of humor.

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            there are exceptions to every rule

            • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

              We love you margaret!! Keep up the good work on It's Always Sunny!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      but simply not enough sexy to cover her fivehead.

    • theend81

      Who said she was still not hot? I think she is stunning…Chive On Beautiful!

    • Cat masturbation

      She's a win.

    • BloodScrubber

      Beautiful woman, but dayum girl you make one ugly lookin dude. 😉

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516388246 Dylan Termeer

      Well played Margaret. Well played.

    • dwscrub

      she just got even hotter than before :p

    • Sean

      Couldn't agree more!

    • jefferson

      i concur…

    • sheishot


    • username banned

      back off, shes mine!

    • Derek C. F. Pegritz

      She's much more attractive than Marilyn Monroe.

  • parker

    Oh, Daniel, there is so much more to that photo than those eyebrows #13

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

      Isn't that a dude? That's what I got from the original chive post the other day.

      • http://www.runsamrungraphics.com Sam

        yeah its a dude!

      • Domagoj Pernar

        That is a dude. His name is Andrej Pejic and he is male model from Bosnia…

    • Anderson

      Lets play ”spot the transvestite”

    • ale

      Adam´s Apple

      • P90

        Women have Adams apples as well, try hand size and what magazines are in her toilet, if it's somthing like 'The angling times' then you've got a problem.

        • ale

          I am a girl… and I know, because I don´t have adam´s apple.

          • P90

            Women do have them, usually you can't see them.

        • sarah

          no we fucking do not!

    • fishnomz


    • MikeK


    • DonDon

      apparently this guy/girl whatever is from my hometown …he moved to australia when she was young 🙂

      anyways I saw a interview on utube and i'm telling you it is scary to look at it

      • steve

        yep.. it's a dude.. i'm from australia too.. its been in the papers here. apparently he is heaps of offers in europe as this look is now 'in'.

    • mclendonmeister

      I totally agree with Daniel. Also #46 WIN

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    #27 you got $10 off your massage!

    • thegza

      Looks like he paid way to much

      • Blaspheme

        !st off, don't disrespect the Clan. Second, without see the "server" you can not determine that the price was too much.

      • Mr_Rob

        … think I prefer the old "forever alone but not creepy and free" way…

        • Jim Belushi


    • Tom

      It looks like they forgot the $10 off. That would usually be listed on the receipt along with the happy ending.

    • KyleGamgee

      I didn't get a receipt for mine… but it was cheaper and I paid cash.

    • Ryan

      You should never pay more than $60 for the "massage" plus $20 for the "tip".

    • Eirik

      I suppose the happy ending means just what I think?

      • Mr. Big Balls

        you, sir, are a virgin.

    • vryedenker

      Also, Uncle Sam taxed your orgasm.

  • parker m.

    Thanks for being a good sport, McPoyle. You have my thumb #49

    • B.A

      and my Bow

      • Kaelen

        and my axe

        • RiKo

          and my spear

          • Anonymous

            and herpes.

          • DaddyD

            And anything else you want from me …

            • Whiplash

              and my shield

              • bobo

                and my trojan

                • (>^_^)>

                  And my horse, which I own.

                  • Stef

                    And my vuvuzela

                    • Gecko

                      and my money
                      …i need it back

                    • A BiPolar Guy

                      And my ogle

                    • Edhor

                      and mi spiriflauctic friend… like a boss

    • V4Vendetta14

      A chick with an actual sense of humor. That rocks!!!

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    #32 never gets old!

    • JOE Pancake

      #28 ftw

    • Flicka

      Actually, it's already getting old.

  • Random

    #9 & #32 – peekaboo !

    • Nate

      I think you mean peekaboob!

  • mark

    #48 > #36

    Never thought I'd say that after yesterday's Randomness

    • Jack

      I'd have to say the bottom two pics ruin it.

    • DixonOrmus

      ya that dudes dating Kesha

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      yeah, no one thought you took her from google images.



    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000490954417 Selena Sletten

      Dude, she kinda looks like Lilo's sister from Lilo and Stitch

    • alex

      i'm sorry but 36 looks like a man

  • obvi

    And…..? #9

    • Sandwiches1123

      And I don't think anyone cares that she has a face.

      • DaddyD

        I care. Deeply.

      • its_forge

        I dunno man, that's a really nice face

    • tag

      And give us a NAME damnit!!

  • GTO

    #32 win

    • Derek

      I agree. That one never gets old.

  • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278

    I demand MOAR of the girl in #4, #24 blew my mind, and then john dropped #45 on me! I will never find anything beautiful again.

    • drea

      #24 also blew my mind lol

      • B_rad

        The girl in #4 is the same as #26. Her name is Kacey Barnfield.

  • noway jose

    really CHIVE?

    I hope you guys didn't pay very much money for the new website! Web 2.0 gradients?! gimme a friggin break. what a wasted opportunity for The Chive website.

    I would have sent this comment via email contact but it's been disabled.

    • dave

      really, noway jose?

      The galleries are still the same… which is the only reason i come here. And the special kind of magic that is the DAR. which, if you looked today, was their best ever. The old design was 1.0 so 2.0 is a compliment. It looks great imho.

      • Anonymous

        One question: why is there a leaf on the background? As far as I know, chive is little green sticks…

        • V4Vendetta14

          I'm waiting for some boobs in the background. That would be more appropriate.

    • germanchiver

      These are the people still using Windows 98 or Internet Explorer.
      Gratulations Chive for the NEW Design! Like it.

    • j-man85

      email is disabled just for you.,

    • Cat masturbation

      unemployed graphic designers are always the biggest douche bags.

    • noway jose

      haha, fanboys…

      I thought The Chive would go for something new and interesting, not a cliche ripoff.

      Still love the posts, but the website is…YAWN…

      • Jimmy

        where's your "awesome, new age" website at?

      • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

        You used "YAWN" as an insult. We officially don't give a crap about your opinion anymore.

    • Gooberhead

      It's even better…..with the new web rollout their fucking shitty app stopped working again! So it's a double WTF(why the fuck).

    • Donkey Punch

      Nerd alert.

  • Mallory

    The chive just unleashed a beast of a randomness imho #48, #49, #26

  • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278

    Damn it! #26 blew my mind

    • Mike

      Shes plays the sister of a character on a show called The Inbetweeners…very popular show in Britain dunno bout the States…funny as fuck tho!

      • TheMan

        whats her name?

        • newscot

          Kacey Barnfield

  • nathan

    negative #36 …negative

    • Anonymous

      Douche & Douchier.

    • nathan

      I love how he says "I put a picture of me in there to so you dont think I got the pictures of her off the internet" …yeah, what site? http://www.trashymexicantrannies.com?

      • dean

        some trannies can look hot under the right lighting + photoshop, those first couple pics weren't half bad.

        • M-Step

          Agreed! Photoshop works wonders for the first couple pics, but after that…..

    • Chris M

      What else are haters gonna do… Dey gonna hate! She would definitely turn my head.

    • Crystal

      She's foul

    • ging

      she is fugly and the dude need to /wrist

    • Jonny P

      Plus good call on putting up your picture when really it could be a random girl from facebook with her real boyfriend, but I agree with the above

    • ted

      hahahahha… you really think that… well good on you… that's what makes the world go round and finds a partner for every minger

    • chivediver

      Total butter-face and what a tool!!

  • Kaelen

    margaret mcpoyle's a chiver!!! haha awesome!!

  • Kaelen


    thats no girl dumbass…

    • Brad

      somebody needs to slow down and read the DAR more clearly… (daniel)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

      You would not know a girl if she sat on your face. That girl is hot as hell, eyebrows and all.

      • Olivier

        it is a duuuude!
        Famous trans model…

        • hmmm

          He is NOT trans, just androgynous – Andrej Pejic

      • Guest

        ur still in denial…

  • Not First

    #26 Ohhhh yessssss.

    • ted

      whoa…. fine

  • JerryJones

    #45 MOAR!

    • TheMan

      anyone know her name?

      • Jakob

        Katrine Blak

    • TedWilliams


    • Rasmus

      Danish girl from the danish M! magazine. She's hot, but there are lots of hotter girls in the same mag, every month. "Regular" danish girls, that is!

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    Great day for randomness everywhere!

  • kami kazzeeeee

    #40 all the time. They're 28 and still think it's funny to get kicked out of bars

    • kami kazzeeeee

      I however sit at home with my wife, look at thechive and drink while she watches teen mom 2 and studies up on when she is most fertile. FML?

      • Motte

        Yep. FYL. Also…..I'm 31, and getting kicked out of bars IS always funny. Sorry.

        • Julio

          Kami, I read your post and wondered if I wrote that in a drunken stupor, that is my life.

  • jack

    #9 simply amazing.

  • ClariseStarling

    Do #9 or #26 have names?

    • Cavall

      The Future Mrs Cavall. And the Future Cavalls Mistress.

      I will treasure them both. And send more pics of them. The Chive gives, I give back to the Chive.

      • kevN

        26 is imogen thomas

    • Jon

      #26 is Kacey Barnfield. Dunno about #9.

  • Tarheelfan

    #27 where do you find this place. Do they also have a menu you can order off of??

  • The Dude

    #9, #45…OH MY!

  • mothball275

    #49 looks the best without all the airbrushing and photoshopping! Reel girlz are best!

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