Don’t judge this lighter by its cover (14 Photos)

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  • Ya!

    i'm first bitches love first

    • Justin Hall

      …But feel free to judge this douchebag by his first.

    • Darius ThePos

      1)First things first, being first means you spend to much time on the internets which leads me to point 2
      2) Bitches, or females DO NOT like guys that go first. But you would know that if you didnt spend all day looking for every new post to get "firsties"
      3) just for the hell of it, your a douche

      • DaddyD

        Actually, bitches do love firsties … but I'd rather do it with a human being.

        • trr

          yeah, sure, bitches love you being "first" and fast, especially when it comes to bed 😀

    • meme

      troll XD

    • PWNT

      Don't listen to them being first is awesome, they're just crybabies. Honestly, being first is like the first bite into an apple, or the first drink off a cold beer at the end of a long day. First is awesome and whoever is first has every right to announce it. If you don't like it, thumbs it down and keep moving. Whining about it means you either care way too much about nothing or that you've decided to feed the troll. =/

    • UPSgrrrL88

      Bitches love punctuation too.

  • codyne


  • izz

    your a douche,
    and no, bitches dont love a douche

    • jjj

      actually a lot of them do.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Yo mama do…

    • Locode

      *you're* dumbass

      • owned

        actually, 'your' is still grammatically correct.
        OHHH your mocking failed?
        sucks for you ey?

        • duh

          Uh, no, it's not.

          • tool

            we know, writtings hard to do, so's trying to be smart.
            let it go…

  • BIGwilly

    this is easily the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

  • pfulmtl

    asians ftw

  • guest


  • pjsupremex

    you can impress me more by having flames coming out of the exhaust! until then GTFO!

    • Some guy

      You can make ones that use the flint. It sparks when you roll it around.

    • Annubis223

      I love them little tacos I love them so good – GIR

  • Pete Ribaudo

    So can you do this with any lighter? this leaves me w/ so many unanswered questions…

    • Some guy

      In the US, the best lighters tend to be cheapo ones. Bics do not work for this.

    • JulieRush

      and presumably so many broken lighters…


  • GoForth

    The answer ro a question no one should ever have bothered asking.

  • McBeastie

    So what the hell am I going to use to light this bong? A mini-motorcycle?! GTFO.

  • Ron Burgundy

    or you can just burn shit?

  • damon

    btw, this is creative as hell

  • jamison

    one of the more creative ideas I've ever seen. But it's nice to see people knocking it because they think they have to say something snarky. #14

    • mclovin

      well said

    • PabloD


    • pfulmtl


    • Choad

      snarky want smoosh smoosh

    • MrWhite023

      Right these things are awesome, a stoners dream lighter

      • top dog

        "Snarky"? What the fuck does that even mean?

        • gharvx

          Kind of a cynical, smart ass, negative, I'm too cool for school thing all mashed together.

    • flibertygiblet

      actually its FUCKING RETARDED!!! No snark. What a waste of a post!

  • tsukushi_

    Really awesome!

    • Killin Time @ Work

      Very creative – but IMO your picture above your comment is the best thing about this post

    • rawnoyz

      so will we be seeing more of you this friday's sexy chivettes??!????!?

      • tsukushi_

        Mwahahaha. The world may never know!

        • rawnoyz

          like how many licks it'll take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

    • @valorikx221

      So is your picture 0_o

  • Dizz

    Wow..y'all have WAYYY to much time on ur hands, haha!

  • Cheech

    What the hell are you going to light your bong with now?

    • ol' dbag

      oh wow bro, that was like the dumbest thing ive like ever done. i should have like thought of that like before i built motorcyles out of my lighters.

      (say that again and listen to how dumb it sounds, "built motorcyles out of my lighters") all i can say is whaaaaaaaa????

    • TheNewAgeHippie

      With a motorcycle. Trippy man trippy.

  • ol' dbag

    one question, why?

    • jamie

      answer; because they can !

  • Sorana

    you ask the wrong question, ol'dbag. it's why not?

  • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

    awesome what they did whit the lighter.
    imagine what they could build if they had real motorcycle

    • rawnoyz

      turn it into a big lighter. riiiiighhht?

  • Zoey

    I was figuring it would turn into a GUN #3

    • BloodScrubber

      Now a flamethrower…..that would have been impressive.

  • V4Vendetta14

    Pot. It makes you build things…

    • ivan


  • linda

    Coolest thing i've seen in a while. I'd like to see all you d bags create something better than this. until then stfu.

    • Jimbo_slice

      ah "d bags"… for when people cant spell douche.

  • Rummy54

    Fuck yes

  • Patrick

    coolest thing I've seen since I saw this posted on BoingBoing

  • twat


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