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Don’t judge this lighter by its cover (14 Photos)

January 12, 2011 | In: Awesome, Design

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Ya!

i'm first bitches love first

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

…But feel free to judge this douchebag by his first.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001542812025 Darius ThePos

1)First things first, being first means you spend to much time on the internets which leads me to point 2
2) Bitches, or females DO NOT like guys that go first. But you would know that if you didnt spend all day looking for every new post to get "firsties"
3) just for the hell of it, your a douche
Yaaaaaaaa!

DaddyD

Actually, bitches do love firsties … but I'd rather do it with a human being.

trr

yeah, sure, bitches love you being "first" and fast, especially when it comes to bed

meme

troll XD
PWNT

Don't listen to them being first is awesome, they're just crybabies. Honestly, being first is like the first bite into an apple, or the first drink off a cold beer at the end of a long day. First is awesome and whoever is first has every right to announce it. If you don't like it, thumbs it down and keep moving. Whining about it means you either care way too much about nothing or that you've decided to feed the troll. =/
UPSgrrrL88

Bitches love punctuation too.

codyne

meh
izz

your a douche,
and no, bitches dont love a douche

jjj

actually a lot of them do.
V4Vendetta14

Yo mama do…
Locode

*you're* dumbass

owned

actually, 'your' is still grammatically correct.
OHHH your mocking failed?
sucks for you ey?

duh

Uh, no, it's not.

tool

LMFAO!
we know, writtings hard to do, so's trying to be smart.
let it go…

BIGwilly

this is easily the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
pfulmtl

asians ftw
guest

AIDS
pjsupremex

you can impress me more by having flames coming out of the exhaust! until then GTFO!

Some guy

You can make ones that use the flint. It sparks when you roll it around.
Annubis223

I love them little tacos I love them so good – GIR

http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

So can you do this with any lighter? this leaves me w/ so many unanswered questions…

Some guy

In the US, the best lighters tend to be cheapo ones. Bics do not work for this.
JulieRush

and presumably so many broken lighters…

GoForth

The answer ro a question no one should ever have bothered asking.
McBeastie

So what the hell am I going to use to light this bong? A mini-motorcycle?! GTFO.
Ron Burgundy

or you can just burn shit?
damon

btw, this is creative as hell
jamison

one of the more creative ideas I've ever seen. But it's nice to see people knocking it because they think they have to say something snarky. #14

mclovin

well said
PabloD

Snarky?????
pfulmtl

SNAAAARK
Choad

snarky want smoosh smoosh
MrWhite023

Right these things are awesome, a stoners dream lighter

top dog

"Snarky"? What the fuck does that even mean?

gharvx

Kind of a cynical, smart ass, negative, I'm too cool for school thing all mashed together.

flibertygiblet

actually its FUCKING RETARDED!!! No snark. What a waste of a post!

tsukushi_

Really awesome!

Killin Time @ Work

Very creative – but IMO your picture above your comment is the best thing about this post
rawnoyz

so will we be seeing more of you this friday's sexy chivettes??!????!?

tsukushi_

Mwahahaha. The world may never know!

rawnoyz

like how many licks it'll take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

So is your picture 0_o

Dizz

Wow..y'all have WAYYY to much time on ur hands, haha!
Cheech

What the hell are you going to light your bong with now?

ol' dbag

oh wow bro, that was like the dumbest thing ive like ever done. i should have like thought of that like before i built motorcyles out of my lighters.

(say that again and listen to how dumb it sounds, "built motorcyles out of my lighters") all i can say is whaaaaaaaa????
TheNewAgeHippie

With a motorcycle. Trippy man trippy.

ol' dbag

one question, why?

jamie

answer; because they can !

Sorana

you ask the wrong question, ol'dbag. it's why not?
http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

awesome what they did whit the lighter.
imagine what they could build if they had real motorcycle

rawnoyz

turn it into a big lighter. riiiiighhht?

Zoey

I was figuring it would turn into a GUN #3

BloodScrubber

Now a flamethrower…..that would have been impressive.

V4Vendetta14

Pot. It makes you build things…

ivan

Cool

linda

Coolest thing i've seen in a while. I'd like to see all you d bags create something better than this. until then stfu.

Jimbo_slice

ah "d bags"… for when people cant spell douche.

Rummy54

Fuck yes
Patrick

coolest thing I've seen since I saw this posted on BoingBoing
twat

awesome

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