January 12, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Design
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i'm first bitches love first
…But feel free to judge this douchebag by his first.
1)First things first, being first means you spend to much time on the internets which leads me to point 2
2) Bitches, or females DO NOT like guys that go first. But you would know that if you didnt spend all day looking for every new post to get "firsties"
3) just for the hell of it, your a douche
Actually, bitches do love firsties … but I'd rather do it with a human being.
yeah, sure, bitches love you being "first" and fast, especially when it comes to bed
Don't listen to them being first is awesome, they're just crybabies. Honestly, being first is like the first bite into an apple, or the first drink off a cold beer at the end of a long day. First is awesome and whoever is first has every right to announce it. If you don't like it, thumbs it down and keep moving. Whining about it means you either care way too much about nothing or that you've decided to feed the troll. =/
Bitches love punctuation too.
your a douche,
and no, bitches dont love a douche
actually a lot of them do.
Yo mama do…
actually, 'your' is still grammatically correct.
OHHH your mocking failed?
sucks for you ey?
Uh, no, it's not.
we know, writtings hard to do, so's trying to be smart.
let it go…
this is easily the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
you can impress me more by having flames coming out of the exhaust! until then GTFO!
You can make ones that use the flint. It sparks when you roll it around.
I love them little tacos I love them so good – GIR
So can you do this with any lighter? this leaves me w/ so many unanswered questions…
In the US, the best lighters tend to be cheapo ones. Bics do not work for this.
and presumably so many broken lighters…
The answer ro a question no one should ever have bothered asking.
So what the hell am I going to use to light this bong? A mini-motorcycle?! GTFO.
or you can just burn shit?
btw, this is creative as hell
one of the more creative ideas I've ever seen. But it's nice to see people knocking it because they think they have to say something snarky. #14
snarky want smoosh smoosh
Right these things are awesome, a stoners dream lighter
"Snarky"? What the fuck does that even mean?
Kind of a cynical, smart ass, negative, I'm too cool for school thing all mashed together.
actually its FUCKING RETARDED!!! No snark. What a waste of a post!
Very creative – but IMO your picture above your comment is the best thing about this post
so will we be seeing more of you this friday's sexy chivettes??!????!?
Mwahahaha. The world may never know!
like how many licks it'll take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
So is your picture 0_o
Wow..y'all have WAYYY to much time on ur hands, haha!
What the hell are you going to light your bong with now?
oh wow bro, that was like the dumbest thing ive like ever done. i should have like thought of that like before i built motorcyles out of my lighters.
(say that again and listen to how dumb it sounds, "built motorcyles out of my lighters") all i can say is whaaaaaaaa????
With a motorcycle. Trippy man trippy.
one question, why?
answer; because they can !
you ask the wrong question, ol'dbag. it's why not?
awesome what they did whit the lighter.
imagine what they could build if they had real motorcycle
turn it into a big lighter. riiiiighhht?
I was figuring it would turn into a GUN #3
Now a flamethrower…..that would have been impressive.
Pot. It makes you build things…
Coolest thing i've seen in a while. I'd like to see all you d bags create something better than this. until then stfu.
ah "d bags"… for when people cant spell douche.
coolest thing I've seen since I saw this posted on BoingBoing
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