If you could only add one mail order bride to cart, who would it be? (36 Photos)

As most of you know, I think mail-order brides are probably the coolest things in the world. A new batch of them has arrived and I spent my night shopping. Here is the site in case browsing turns to buying. So, which one is cart-worthy?

  • thomas

    #6, #7 pack her up and ship her out

    • Glen Danzig

      Agreed; I'd crack her cervix with my dick and kill her unborn baby…..

      • Crazy Tony


    • Kat

      I agree!

    • RicoSan80

      I wonder if they'd deliver in the position she's in so I wouldn't have "Assembly Required". #6

  • toby

    #11 those eyes

    • CB109


      • Salty


        • Spivias


    • Tino

      Totally agreed!

    • Sandwiches1123

      Sign me up too!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cougar78 Shawn Forth

      A lot of them are very hot but yes, the eyes have it so to speak. Wow.

  • makers mark

    #36 those boobs

    • markers mark

      are fake as auto-tune

      • Nugzz

        really? so you would decline if she offered up her sweater meat?

      • ckris King

        who cares??? iEnjoy

  • Toom

    #24 thanks for the curve ball, chive

    • Urban

      Use to be a dude.

      • Scotydee

        Ray Finkle from Ace Ventura

        • Fishy

          That's the biggest hemorrhoid I have ever scene.

          • MasonGWebbington

            your gun is digging into my hip

    • thatwasntthequestion

      She's probably the only one that is real (meaning not shopped). At least I hope she hasn't been shopped (ugh).

      • V4Vendetta14

        And she probably will suck a golf ball through a garden hose to get out of Russia.

        • dienda

          and suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

    • Tino

      *Used* to be a dude?!?!?

      • northerner

        no way

    • Frank

      Chive- i think your website has a virus.. or malware.. can't decide from that face.

    • REB

      great pallet cleanser

    • northerner

      In spite of the snark, she's actually looking more like the stereotypical Russian woman who would have been pictured during the Cold War years. She's used to physical work and is correspondingly firm and fit. Nice boobs, and though not a "beautiful" face, it is attractive. Seriously doubt the man-claims. She's not hugely feminine like the others but, "don't judge a book by its cover". She might turn out more faithful and passionate than all the others put together. Ya never know…

      • john

        i don't care how faithful or passionate they are. i'd rail the shit out of #7

  • Rich

    #25 & $26 They appear to be the same girl…

    • jacob

      they are – the before and after clothes

  • Matt


  • Billy

    #11 #12 – no contest

    • caotainj

      i second that motion!

    • less10percent


  • yoo

    #33 that ass

    • northerner

      Yes, and those gorgeous toned and fit legs….could lick them all the way up to her…

    • Yuri

      Those legs!

  • Urban

    #16 Something sexy about her.

    • yoo

      #16 Everything sexy about her.

      • northerner

        primarily, she's slim, pretty, and doesn't have huge boobs. "More than a mouthful is wasted…" we always said…she has just the right amount. And they won't be bouncing off her navel in a few years, either.

    • Gentleman

      yeah, i'd shoot my jizz in her face.

    • its_forge

      Squooshy tummy mmmmmyeah

    • Abidah

      Nu-ah, "Man-hands"…

  • McLovin' It

    #7 all day. every day

    • McLovin' It

      #11 is a close second

    • BMonster

      You mean all minute, any minute

  • OnlyInAJeep

    #30 Definitely!

    • http://www.facebook.com/vernon.elkins Vernon Elkins


    • BloodScrubber

      Seeing her in those panties alone was enough to run her ass across the price check scanner. :$

    • Vanflank

      YEP I agree

    • northerner

      beautiful Tush!

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    #14, #7

    paper please…

  • Pistol

    #30, innocent version of Delta White

  • NotaTrap

    #21…ALL DAY

  • Brain

    #10 just ordered

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  • GTO

    #7 definitely. she looks naughty. most of the rest are on my Amazon Wish list though. nothing was said about wish lists.

    • RicoSan80

      HAHAHA That is too funny. Wonder what Amazon would recommend from your search history.

  • davis

    something alluring about #2

    • Brad

      you could sell her hair to a wig maker, get some money to pay for her visa, airfare, etc…

  • Mr. Mike

    Is there a 'try before you buy' feature offered? If not, I'm out.

    Remember the old saying, "No matter how stunningly beautiful and sexy she is, somewhere out there is guy who is sick and tired of her crap".

    • earl


    • http://www.facebook.com/Billie.Badd.Ass Billie Page

      how unoriginal

      • Juan

        yeah, i'm a dude who believes "the sick of her shit" thing to be true, but even i wish people would stop fuckin saying it(over and over and over and over and over and over and over….).

    • top dog

      There is a guy, but he's in Russia somewhere.

    • Abidah

      That's true, however, I'd let her take all my money and leave me for dead in a ditch.

    • RicoSan80

      In Soviet Russia, crap gets tired of you.

  • drew

    #30 and #31

  • You Can Me Dragon

    #6, but If I could afford #24 I'm totally in!

  • Sarah


  • Leezy

    #30 & #31 ftw…

    #24 isn't bad. I mean, as far as chicks with penises go.

  • Mr Loveit

    #3, #4, #6, #10, #20 and #21 ok–most of them

    • 3x3org

      You have the same problem I do. Maybe we could set up some sort of Time-Share mail order bride system. I call #3 for July, for starters. lol

  • Martim


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