More animals that don’t suck. Yes, we doubled down this week (25 Photos)

  • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    #4 is proof that golden retrievers are too friendly to be evil even when they want to be. This guy looks more frustrated and angsty than in an actual "FUCK YOU" kind of rage.

    • NotaTrap

      Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you spoke retriever.

      • Jay

        there's always a smart-ass on TheChive. One of the reasons I keep returning.

      • I H8 Patrick

        Anybody with even a rudimentary understanding of Retriever Linguistics would know he's actually telling Nathanial Patrick faggypants that there's ctually still a ball out there he has yet to lick. Lick balls Patrick, lick balls.

        • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants


  • Bobba Fett

    Must have got a sneak peek at the chivettes this week.


    • aosux

      "Where's my money. Give my money. I'm really tired of you duckin me, man." #12

  • Santos El Halper

    If I was at a Barbecue, and there was no meat, I'd be like "Hey Goober, where's the meat?

    • Jeff Sayatovic

      I made enough gazpacho for all.

      And yes, Simpsons for the win.

    • santos is a doosh


    • DaddyD

      You are not invited to this barbecue, so no one cares what you would say.

  • Guz

    Suprise butt-sex

    • JOE Pancake

      hey man, thanks for coming.. help me outa here dude, wait, what are you doing?no no no. MOOO! MOOOOO!

  • PokePoke

    #19 my kitten allways does that. Cleans herself and forgets to put her tongue back in

  • tommybhoy

    #11 "OH……its not what it looks like"

    • Gecko

      oh man, i remember this commercial from WAY BACK

    • RDP

      The love that was forbidden!

  • PJ Fry

    I've been alone with you inside my mind.
    And in my mind I've kissed your lips, a thousand times…


    • Lionel Richie

      Hello…….is it me you're looking for?

      Apparently no one recognizes the jheri curl greatness that is 1980s Lionel Richie.

  • Just Sayin'

    #22 Down to the rancor pit you go.

  • Hrimfaxi

    #25 is forever engraved in my mind

    • Sarah

      Hehehehe – indeed – Mr Fluffy is NOT happy with you!

    • kitkat63376

      Heehee…looks like a REALLY BAD hair day!!

  • griold


    • pekito

      That's such an old jo… ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!

    • tron


  • Richard

    #24 i lol'd

  • Josh

    #2 is pedobear's uncle…….the true reason pedobear is the way he is lol

  • Zoey

    too bad #2 is so ugly… nice tongue!

  • GTO

    #13 like a boss

  • eroon

    #2 I'll have whatever he's having, please

  • Bill Newman

    #15 Bert Bert my head is stuck……. BERT BERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Ricardo

    #20 oh hai bear

    • denzino

      he's waiting for a Chive-hi-five

  • Gecko

    I freaked out at #2 and scrolled down as fast as i could
    …..only to run into #3

  • inv8erZIM

    #13.. " Now look at him…. now look at me.. I'm riding in a car "

    • rcf

      the dog your ladies wish you smelt like.

  • Diana Santos

    #19 so cute tongue ❤

  • paulhitchcock

    #15 – Both are heifers. Little lesbian cow action going on there.

  • Bully

    #12 swirrrlly

  • NotaTrap

    #10 – I can haz the ability to walk on fuckin' walls

    #11 – Forbidden love at it's finest….

    #12 – "Eat it you Pussy!"

    #25 – Diabeetus

    • V4Vendetta14

      Awww…. No more sweets for Wilfurd Brimley's cat.

  • Justin Hall



  • tsukushi_

    #10 lol

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