New Zodiac sign Ophiuchus : theCHIVE

Sooooo….the Zodiac calender changed. Who makes these decisions? (13 Signs)

The revolution in Astrological signs brings us a new sign called Ophiuchus. Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that Ophiuchus has always been a constellation it just always got left out.

: January 20- to February 16

: February 16 to March 11. My new sign according to the updated calender

: March 11 to April 18. My old sign, BTW

: April 18 to May 13

: May 13 to June 21.

: June 21 to July 20

: July 20 to August 10

: August 10 to September 16

: September 16 to October 30

: October 30 to November 23

: November 23 to November 29

: November 29 to December 17

: December 17 to January 20

DanielB

#7 Damit! Im still cancer, i cant get over the fact that my sign is named after a disease >=[ not cool whoever named it, not cool
Carla

#1 astrology definitely has some meaning to it, if you think it goes as far as your horoscope in the newspaper than you sir are the fool.

#2 The only people affected by the new signs are those born AFTER 2009. So dry your tears and keep your tattoos.

Word

But if it’s always been a constellation and has just now included wouldn’t that mean it would have always been effective?

j-man85

#2 & #10 is the same dude.

Siccy Boy

And look at that ass, he must work out

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

i'm still a piscis..yeah!!! B)
Bob the Enzyte Guy

Chive dudes, it was fake. Why did you fall for it??? :$
Popsicle Pete

I say Burrrrrrr, it's cold in here, there must be some Taurus in the atmosphere…
mmg

from a kick ass scorpion to a fucking weighing scales this will not stand
Edhor

so, who's the one in charge?

and how do you call the new sign in hakapalachicanian? (not that Im hakapalachicanian, neither that sign, just curious)
TurnaroundJumper

Is Pisces 69ing??? #3

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

f"ck…that´s mine..no longer enough my car's registration have the # 69, my height in meters is 1.69 .. now my sign is a symbol of a 69…cool B)

BloodScrubber

You should try 77. You'll get "8" more.

http://www.facebook.com/yitzysontag Yitzy Sontag

no longer a libra now i am like a virgin
Anonymous

is that so?
name

This only affects anyone born in or after 2009
mith

So it would appear that I'm no long a Sagittarous but some bearded dude with a snake. Next thing you know they'll say Pluto isn't a planet….
Catence

I will forever be Aquarius, not some fricken Capricorn!
chrisdg74

Aw bullshit! I'm not a Sagittarius anymore. Effin' Ophiuchus.
Philo

Woo Who ! I'm still a Leo….I get to keep my zodiac tattoo.
Bendrix

stick to your old sign unless you "believe in" the sidereal zodiac as opposed to Western astrology.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodi…
People of Earth

That's an inaccurate headline. It should read, "Sooooo, the Zodiac calendar changed. Who cares?"
KeyserSoze

Oh shit. Is this going to affect the accuracy of my horoscope?
moeshere Foxdale

Gemini….WORD….Always have a back up hehe…
Existential Banana

Astrology is a pseudoscience. Stars and alignment and shit won't determine how you act.
M.C.

Still a Virgo…Yay?
BloodScrubber

Aries. Anyone tryin to change it will be rammed accordingly. :@
Branden

#4 , #5
I went from being a fuckin' bull, to a Goddamned proud-looking Goat. Suck it Zodiac.
baburs

oh noooo no wonder all the life changing decisions i made in the past didn’t happen! i was looking at the wrong horoscope!

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