Sooooo….the Zodiac calender changed. Who makes these decisions? (13 Signs)

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The revolution in Astrological signs brings us a new sign called Ophiuchus. Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that Ophiuchus has always been a constellation it just always got left out.

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  • DanielB

    #7 Damit! Im still cancer, i cant get over the fact that my sign is named after a disease >=[ not cool whoever named it, not cool

  • Carla

    #1 astrology definitely has some meaning to it, if you think it goes as far as your horoscope in the newspaper than you sir are the fool.

    #2 The only people affected by the new signs are those born AFTER 2009. So dry your tears and keep your tattoos.

    • Word

      But if it’s always been a constellation and has just now included wouldn’t that mean it would have always been effective?

  • j-man85

    #2 & #10 is the same dude.

    • Siccy Boy

      And look at that ass, he must work out

  • Diana Santos

    i'm still a piscis..yeah!!! B)

  • Bob the Enzyte Guy

    Chive dudes, it was fake. Why did you fall for it??? :$

  • Popsicle Pete

    I say Burrrrrrr, it's cold in here, there must be some Taurus in the atmosphere…

  • mmg

    from a kick ass scorpion to a fucking weighing scales this will not stand

  • Edhor

    so, who's the one in charge?

    and how do you call the new sign in hakapalachicanian? (not that Im hakapalachicanian, neither that sign, just curious)

  • TurnaroundJumper

    Is Pisces 69ing??? #3

    • Diana Santos

      f"ck…that´s longer enough my car's registration have the # 69, my height in meters is 1.69 .. now my sign is a symbol of a 69…cool B)

      • BloodScrubber

        You should try 77. You'll get "8" more. ;)

  • Yitzy Sontag

    no longer a libra now i am like a virgin

  • Anonymous

    is that so?

  • name

    This only affects anyone born in or after 2009

  • mith

    So it would appear that I'm no long a Sagittarous but some bearded dude with a snake. Next thing you know they'll say Pluto isn't a planet….

  • Catence

    I will forever be Aquarius, not some fricken Capricorn!

  • chrisdg74

    Aw bullshit! I'm not a Sagittarius anymore. Effin' Ophiuchus.

  • Philo

    Woo Who ! I'm still a Leo….I get to keep my zodiac tattoo.

  • Bendrix

    stick to your old sign unless you "believe in" the sidereal zodiac as opposed to Western astrology.

  • People of Earth

    That's an inaccurate headline. It should read, "Sooooo, the Zodiac calendar changed. Who cares?"

  • KeyserSoze

    Oh shit. Is this going to affect the accuracy of my horoscope?

  • moeshere Foxdale

    Gemini….WORD….Always have a back up hehe…

  • Existential Banana

    Astrology is a pseudoscience. Stars and alignment and shit won't determine how you act.

  • M.C.

    Still a Virgo…Yay?

  • BloodScrubber

    Aries. Anyone tryin to change it will be rammed accordingly. :@

  • Branden

    #4 , #5
    I went from being a fuckin' bull, to a Goddamned proud-looking Goat. Suck it Zodiac.

  • baburs

    oh noooo no wonder all the life changing decisions i made in the past didn’t happen! i was looking at the wrong horoscope!

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