New Zodiac sign Ophiuchus : theCHIVE

Sooooo….the Zodiac calender changed. Who makes these decisions? (13 Signs)

The revolution in Astrological signs brings us a new sign called Ophiuchus. Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that Ophiuchus has always been a constellation it just always got left out.

: January 20- to February 16

: February 16 to March 11. My new sign according to the updated calender

: March 11 to April 18. My old sign, BTW

: April 18 to May 13

: May 13 to June 21.

: June 21 to July 20

: July 20 to August 10

: August 10 to September 16

: September 16 to October 30

: October 30 to November 23

: November 23 to November 29

: November 29 to December 17

: December 17 to January 20

HoratioBoobles

WTF does it mean to bee a Virgo? I used to be a Libra and haven't been a Virgo for 15 years.
Careverga

*calendAr
http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

Astrology? Really? It's all a load of rubbish made up gibberish so meh
hmmmm

is #4 Princess Leia's dog ??????????????
XOS

so that outkast album..Aquemini…what do we call it now?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1666982036 Holly Sands

How pissed would you be if you have your star sign tattoo'd on you (like my friend!) Lol Fail.
Fixguy

Ophiuchus is pronounced: Oh-fee-you-cuss. It's what I am now I guess…
JstevensF

I'm also now an aquarius, when I used to be a pisces. Thank God I didn't get a tattoo of it.
Saint

note to editor:
a sharper image has been found of #12, please update ASAP!
http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/206/original…
HAHAAAA

*points finger and laughs at* all people who got a tatoo of their zodiac sign. XD
Anna

Well, my sign hasn't changed:

"The "changes with the planetary alignment and stars" that changed the zodiac signs only changed in 2009/2010 so it affects people born from then on."
http://www.facebook.com/marinescu.alexandru Alex Marinescu

they knew what they knew when they changed my sign to the dude with the great snake in the pants #12
Anonymous

Is it just me or does the new sign look like hes butt flossing with a snake??
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001481818393 Marife Arangote

I don't abide…
The Topical says I'm still Taurus!
The Bull is a lot better than a freaking ram!
RicoSan80

Damn my birthday was 2 days ago! And I'm no longer a Carpicorn.
Josh

I am lost …..
AtomManhattan

Astrology is as fictitious as Christianity.
It's all depends on how you look at it, but it's merely imposed meaning by mankind. For instance- time didn't technically exist until we created it, made clocks, divided the world into twenty-four time zones, et cetera…use your brain, people.

"Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces."
Bobo

So Scropio only has 6 days? As soon as the stars realined or whatever happened I could feel the change all through my body. What a bunch of crap!

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