Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • Lindy

    #5 this man is my hero. it takes brass balls to stand in a room of heavyweights like that and tee off like he did.

    • Lindy's Hero

      i though i was your hero 😦

      • Lindy's former Hero

        I hate you

        • lindy's new hero

          GTFO! your old news bitch

    • B.A

      Haha he was brilliant. Some Americans just don't get British humor.

      • hitman219

        No, Hollywood actors just think they are above the rest of us when they are in fact (as shown by the reaction to the intro) a bunch of pussies with no sense of humor.

        • Htownpunk


    • Dan

      I had no idea what to expect, but I laughed my ass off. Best presenter for an awards show ever!

      • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

        That's why it had its highest rating to date too.

    • Bazinga

      Some people need to get over themselves. They put out crap and then get mad when they get called on it.

  • dennon

    #21 > #19

    • aosux

      #27 Better than both

      • Nah.

        Legs like a male baseball player. Gross.

        • Stevo

          you've seen some fucked up baseball matches kid

          • Boris

            I think those are games.

      • OwnerOfYou

        I think Chive should assist her with a full gallery…

      • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

        #47 > #27 > #21 > #19 imo 🙂

    • its_forge

      A mud fence > # 19

    • db3300

      All of you are just jealous of US's First Lady. You probably know her as the title character in the move "Predator".

    • Cait

      uhh she's also 17?

  • Kelly

    I'm a girl and I think this is so hot. – kelly

    • Jake

      It's because it is Kelly. And good for you. The world needs more women like you. I give you thumbs up.

      • Kelly

        sorry Jake, that's not me.

        • Chad

          If that's Kelly from Bremerton, then yes it is you. Nice to see that ass again.

      • Nick

        Her name is Ashlee Stoddard, she used to model for surf illustrated magazine. In case you were wondering…

    • MMAN87

      Haha Jake buddy I think your compliment was lost in translation there. Kelly, Im pretty sure he means that pic is hot, not you are in the pic. However that does not mean that you couldnt achieve such an awesome picture if you were in a similar situation as this beauty B)

      • Anon

        I think you and jake should go back to your house and have gay sex

    • HANK

      Whoever she is she's a real beauty I can only hope that she doesn't ruin that stellar body with tattoos of pistols and sword like the other girl with virtually the same pic

  • Po it

    Purple elephants fart the essence of dandelions

  • Random

    #27 so worth it

    • Slappy McGee


      In case you were curious. (obviously NSFW)

    • anon
    • rawhide

      consider my awareness raised

    • Charlie Cheen

      I find the tops of her legs very pleasing.

    • PJ Fry

      What am I gonna do? Continue to not buy playboy? I get my porn for free just like everyone else here.

    • natasha

      am i the only one that thinks most girls look like this in a thong? she's kinda busted

    • Apocalypse_Now

      Much MOAR!!!!!

  • Daniel

    #27, you have my support and my boner

    • Gimly

      and my axe

      • RiKo

        and my tongue

        • edo

          and my sense of humor, where is it? (charlie seen)

    • robsterling

      If she is dismissed, I will never contribute another dime to Starkville.

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #47 More please, preferably with a frontal view.

  • gaz

    #30 WTF????

    • kami kazzzzeeee

      it's a rare disease called flat ass. you can see right below her back fupa there is an ass down there…very small, hard to see. well, she probably spends most of her time on her ass (i know crazy to think, right?) and the upper fat hanging down is a result of gravity.

      • Lindy's former Hero

        the flat part of her ass is a result from the force of the bench / chair / ground she sits on pushing back, fighting for it's life

      • Ryan

        You can't have fupa (fat in the upper pussy area) on your backside.

    • Locode

      that's the chive boys' favorite shag.

    • lol

      Is this HHNF?

      • Guest

        She's hiding the triforce!!!

    • Logic76

      I got dibs on the lower ass

    • ron

      I love a woman with curves

    • kdtc

      What is that, private Pyle?

      What the FUCK is that?!

    • RicoSan80

      I think I just threw up a little,

    • Mr_Rob

      Thats a woman with a LOT of curves… they go wherever they want, but that's another story…

    • Derek

      OMG!!! Kill it!! Quick! Kill it with fire!!!

  • Brad

    where can I get a rubber bracelet to help this cause? #27 – hell, I'll even walk a 5k

    • Username Taken

      I'd walk a 5k as long as it was behind her!!

    • Hugh

      Where can I get a rubber to help this cause?

    • putnam120

      The rubber thing you seek…it's called a condom.

    • edo

      I'll stand outside the faculty building, moonwalking in circles for 5k

  • Jay

    #30 …ugh… wut?

    • Benji

      Still better than #19

  • Anonymous

    After some time being back in civilization, enjoying the paycheck he received for his autobiographical role in "Cast Away," Wilson is finally ready to kick back and play. #1 No autographs, please.

    • PutinItIn

      In Soviet Russia volleyball plays you.

    • Jeffzero


  • MrEff

    #39 well duh…

    • TheNine

      i dont see how by removing the legs he's proven its fake…. someone care to elaborate?

      • devin

        its not removing it its a gap in the video proving the editing was poorly done. in the video, at 38 seconds in the video there are no legs present. either david blaine can snowboard or its fake.

  • wut

    you just had to sneak another emma watson gif/picture again in didn't you chive

    • ProStalker

      This obsession with Watson is getting kind of creepy, and annoying, even to me.

      • IRIEWAY

        is hell freezing over? I thought I was alone in thinking the same thing.
        watch all the pedo's thumb us down

        • Phil

          She's 21. That's not only legal, but I'd hazard a guess it's at least the age of a LOT of chivers.

          Plus… stripper shoes. DAMN!

  • Anonymous

    No, luckily we forgot about her. #7 Thanks for reminding us?

    • ssf

      I think Newt Gingrich is more attractive.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        Well, shes at least a fuckin' Hide and Seek Champion 😉

    • Mr_Rob

      I think she actually ate the aliens…

  • kmd

    Cut #15 some slack, he hasn't been the same since Macho Grande.

    • its_forge


    • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

      I remember my first beer…

    • bama420

      noooo, i dont think ill ever get over macho grande….

    • RicoSan80


  • nathan

    #36 the fuck is going on here?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=739253786 Andy Austin

      It's somewhere in Asia, compared to what normally happens over their..this could be compared to a walk in the park

  • MOAR

    #42 sweet shirt, bro.

    • Lev

      I don't care if that guy gets to bang every one of those girls since they apparently live in some isolated colony that has nothing to do with proper society. I do not envy, nor respect him.

  • Airwalktdk

    Awww man… I was so sure #7 would grow up to be hot.

    • Not First

      No shit. I'm sad now.

  • dajesus

    #47 And hump day tommorow…yussir.

  • Sweden

    The new Canada #14

    • The World

      You still have a chance to redeem yourself, by immediately submitting images of actually attractive women, preferably also scantily clad.

    • Norway

      She is attractive, but you should have chosen one of the pictures that shows it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    guys…please: don't wear golden boxers…:S

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

      #17 i was talking about that…

      • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

        maybe you'd like golden boxers?!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1764864971 Taylor Blissett

        We all knew what you were talking about.

        Also, sham on you! This man is full of win. If he wants to wear golden boxers than so be it.

    • its_forge

      Dude's gonna be fifty years old this year and he's one of the brightest creative minds on Earth and he looks like that? Fuck yeah if I looked like that I'd wear whatever I damn well want and wouldn't care what people think.

      • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

        Actually those boxers were from Ellen for him to wear at the golden globes, the fact that he wore them and took this picture is incredibly awesome.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

      i never had seen so many guys defending a man in underwear…:o jk lol

      I was just talking in general, but for this occasion is acceptable..

      • BigPackage

        I am a man and I will wear whatever I damn well please. Being picky about clothes is for chicks to worry about.

    • Nateb123

      I wear them once a year to dress up as Rocky on Halloween. Sorry but there's no way I'm giving up being barely clothed in a cinema filled with horny women all wearing lingerie. Golden underwear is the shit.

      • HANK

        You ain't got to lie nate!! Besides, if you can't be honest on the chive where can you?

  • Biggus Diccus

    If only black guys knew that the sagging trend started in prison. It was a sign to other inmates you wanted to get buttfucked. Maybe they do know…….

    • cousin eddie

      you serious clark?

      • KJJ

        shitter's full

      • Biggotus Maximus

        Duh where u thank they learned it

    • Jake

      Ha! Biggus Dickus. Love that movie.

    • Gern Blanston

      A hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

    • A BiPolar Guy

      that's a myth

  • DRC

    There's no way 38's a fake.. Refuse 2 believe it

  • Maurice

    #43 Funny!

  • Catence

    #40 – hate when that happens.

    • RiKo

      but i bet the ice melts instantly when you come near it, cause you're so damn hot!!

    • HANK

      Ya I bet you do but we love it

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