Hottie makes a double decker pizza burger (30 Photos + Video)

We invited our good friend and host of Feast On This, Melissa Pfeister, over to theCHIVE offices and told her to make something insane. She did not disappoint.

Check out the video of Melissa creating this monster in our extra cold kitchen:

  • Spencer

    I'd let her play with my 23 pound meat.

  • nothingtoseehere

    Ack! She's like an even more deranged version of Sandra Lee!

    • nothingtoseehere

      And just in case you don't know what I'm talking about, feast your eyes on this:

  • Barnes
  • McBeastie

    She's in between husbands right now. She's a black widow. She marries, takes out a huge life insurance policy, feeds the men nothing but this shit and collects the money when they drop dead of heart attacks.

    • Jason

      Sounds like a fine way to go……

  • Dunny_

    Today is Wednesday right???
    Where is my "Hump Day" post?!?!?!
    I need to look at ass. None of these posts today has any ass!!!

  • Tino

    and we wonder why people hate Americans! Ugh…

    The chick has a nice body though…

  • John

    This is why America is eating its way to an early, greasy grave. Chow down you fat bastards, chow down.

  • Anonymous

    #18 you must keep it cold in your kitchen, and #3, are those truck nuts on the sink?

  • Matt

    #7 if you see the meat in this picture your first time looking, you are gay and probably have aids.

  • Lulatsch

    America the fatest nation ever…how comes?

    • SinisteRtheWickeD

      Not Splittin Hairs here but I thought Australia surpassed the USA in FAT recently….not that it matters, we are a bunch o'fat bastards. Its not so much eating problems as it is inactivity with kids and their video game lifestyles.

  • dontstop

    dumb and dumber win ya jerk!

  • SinisteRtheWickeD

    You Know What they Say: Fastest way to (killing) a man's heart and getting all he owns is by injecting 10lbs of cholesterol into his stomach…

    Regardless, I'd happily NOM on anything she'd provide me.

    And Random thought: How did she keep that white top so clean making that mess?

  • bob the bobsleder

    i like chive but Epic Meal Time gets the bacon for killing yourself with one bite foods

  • Lynne Sandipants

    All you need is a 31oz drink from Starbucks and you're good to go!

  • Bob

    Fatboys heaven, I'll just take the girl not the 10,000 calories

  • Nick


    Never thought I would say it, but I'm in love.

    Ask her if she likes dog-loving doctors for me Chive

  • Ricardo Feldhaus Krisanoski

    Forget about the insane burger, show us some tush!!!

  • FuckMIPO2010

    I thought you said "Hottie"………..

  • Anon!

    I like how she's the host of a food show, yet managed to burn a digiorno pizza…

  • its_forge

    At the first picture I was going to say gee, she's kind of odd-looking, then I got a better look at her figure and y'know, never mind.

  • Matt

    She's hot but that food looks gross. anyone eating that is asking for a heart attack

  • gofast480

    she can put her hands on my meat

  • moeshere Foxdale

    I bet that shit was good too…lol

  • Pani Booyah

    Melissa can't cook for shit so many things wrong with this post in a good way though

  • boo

    Srsly? Frozen pizza and cheez whiz is what makes for good food blogging. Oh, blonde with tits overrides the fact she made a big pile of shit. There are hotter food bloggers who make more appealing food porn.

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