FOUND! ‘Two Pistols and a Sword Girl’ (7 Photos)

The search is over...

Thanks to Jorixine, one of our Argentinian Chivers for sending us these photos just a few minutes ago. I have to say, I think she’s hot. I’m sure we’ll be getting more shots shortly if you guys recognize her. We’ll keep you posted.


  • Noooooooooooo

    Someone please tell me it's shopp'd

  • Anonymous

    She looks like a FROG in the face!! Uggghhh!! Sure is disapointing after seeing her body!

  • Dillon Turcotte

    the suspense while i was scrolling down was seriously killing me. and for the big finish i couldn't help but laugh. way to go at any rate chive

  • John


  • Wing Zero

    Good Job, Chivers.
    Promise to only use your powers for Good.

  • Virgin_Surgeon

    #4 I'm in love! That Abdul guy is one lucky dude. Man, oh man….Please send more.

  • Sarge Hulka

    um yeh…I'm going to pretend I never saw this gallery and just live with
    the belief that the first round photo is the only one in existence.

    Some things you're better off not knowing, this is one of them.

  • Steve

    hahaha there has to be a more flattering picture of her face out there….

  • Anon

    Me needs to see more! no Derp face! whoooaa!!!

  • Chris H.

    I would…..i would so hard. Derp face and all.

  • Jorixine

    Believe me I'd like to give you a better picture guys! But I just found her reading google reader 😦

    Sadly I dont know her.
    Its way too possible that somebody else know her and have better pictures, without the derp 😀
    She can also be categorized as 'future lower back problems' , doesn't she ?

  • Red

    #7 Plastic

  • randomhero1218

    It was still kind of a let down. As I scrolled down I was like "where's her face" Then bam #7 She's still smokin I would have like to see a normal face though

  • adam

    preferably some pictures where she isnt making that face…

  • Matt

    #4 I must say I would love to help her with that!!!!

  • RiKo


  • Mr_Rob

    who cares! Nothing a paper bag cant fix…

  • Derek

    don't care about a derp face..I wouldnt look her in the eyes until I was done anyway

  • Lucky

    i think she's prolly gorgeous without the derpirty derp

  • DaveAmi

    You guys really are the greatest (creepers). Now see if YOU can find Bin Laden. Challenge extended!!

  • Spaceno

    Sorry, I never saw what the big deal was to begin with. Guess there are alot of tat lovers out there (Not me). I've seen alot more beautiful girls on here. Game Jessica and guitar girl for examples.

  • jhayo

    that tatty on her left leg is genuine. it just makes he wanna eat her even more lol cuz im nasty like that

  • Seldi84

    Butter face……………. shame.

  • Alberto Martin

    LMMFAO. That's the most I've laughed all week. That last pic is a classic. Chive is the best.

  • Jedi

    THANK YOU THANK YOU!! Chive win once again. I'm sure when she is not making the derp face she looks fine

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