FOUND! ‘Two Pistols and a Sword Girl’ (7 Photos)

The search is over...

Thanks to Jorixine, one of our Argentinian Chivers for sending us these photos just a few minutes ago. I have to say, I think she’s hot. I’m sure we’ll be getting more shots shortly if you guys recognize her. We’ll keep you posted.


  • Fred

    She lives for Paula Abdul?! #6 Yikes

  • mtpuckhead

    I want! Even with the DERP.

  • Jason

    THAT'S NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!! that thong got way smaller! hahahahaha Good work Chive

  • Eeik5150


    Well played Chive, well played. That's what happens when you'd live and die for a terrorist, you get trolled. #6

  • Apollos

    not a big deal…just turn her over to her best side!

  • Spellwvr

    Damn I'd like to see the tat on her right inner thigh…..from really close….#7

  • Don113

    I guess the word's out: If you're a hot chick, THE CHIVE WILL FIND YOU.

  • sirforsyth

    #7 Is she having a cerebrovascular accident in that last pic?

  • J Pizzle

    Thank you Chive!!! This is why I visit 5 times a day. Now, I need 3 minutes of alone time.

  • HollaHolla

    Who's Abdul?

  • Not First

    Funny as all hell.

    I'm guessing our clever host here has a good front picture of his lady where she isn't derping. My guess is they will unveil it next week.

  • Flyman

    I don't understand why it's cool, or "hot" to be a thug!

  • iHam

    YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! #4 and #5 just made my day………..not sure how i feel about #7 just yet though.

    • dcaf

      looks older then I expected….Two Pistols and a Sword Cougar

    • carr

      I see some fake-ass titties

    • Craven

      The guy in #4 …is he drowning?!

  • W

    Kind of a fugly face and fake tits, not hot.

  • ire7ny

    I put my herp up on her derp, when i herp ,she derps,we derp. (no doubt she's decent sans the derp face…wonder if she got that tat while waiting for Abdul to get out of Gitmo)

  • ALM

    I'd hit.

  • Billie Page


  • TellyWIse

    Who is she???
    Any info?

  • NumB


  • Anonymous

    she is a porn star, but i dont know her name

  • julian

    she is or use to be a porn star , but i didnt remember her name

  • Rick

    She's been banged so hard her face froze in that position guess the parents were right u make that face long enough it stays that way

  • Rick

    FYI id still derp her id derp her hard

  • zym

    I have a feeling a hit will be out on John and Leo before this all ends.

  • @briggsb2

    Hey chivers Put some pants on, get out of your moms basement and go find her yourself.
    By the way, in that picture, that's a beach and an ocean. Google it if you have no idea
    what I'm talking about. World of Warcraft will be there when you get back

    • XOS

      you mad?

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