One easy way to make anybody paranoid

January 20, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Video

drel

Check him out, he's name is jack vale, theres another hilarious person named edbassmaster their all in Youtube.
pyro

hes on youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/jackvalefilms?blend=7…

Crystal

ahaha that is hilarious! I'd be terrible at doing it myself though – I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face…. best left to the experts
tommybhoy

Its how he describes whats happening without even looking at the person which makes it brilliant!!!
Savannah

Jack Vale is the shit. Those amused should look up his "utter nonsense 2". A hobby he and I share.
Justin

You know what would make this hillarious is if you did it in a ghetto walmart. Do it to some big angry samoan dude. Actually big and angry is all you need, ethnicity doesnt matter. Make sure to have a helmet cam and let the hillarity ensue.

kent

I'm already a paranoid person.

If this happened to me I'd probably freak out.
Rick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FTW
OneClownShoe

This is awesome. All I did was sneak condoms into peoples carts. This is way better.
Nate

Well done!
Bud Ugly

Hehe. Amusing. I'd be afraid of getting beat up though. Yes, even from old ladies.
voodoo2

This site is browsing hell thanks to all the cpu-intensive ads. You suck, Chive!

http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

No you suck mister !!!
Ben

I only have a macbook… I don't think I will be able to go to my school's IT department and say the chive killed my laptop and expect to be taken seriously
kraze_eye

quit using IE get firefox and get the free add on called "adblock plus" BOOM done

Sick of this

It's amaizing that people continue to complain about the ads and then other people continue to bring up firefox. First, if your going to complain then don't come to the site. Second, if the person is getting on at work they do not have the option of downloading whatever browser they want. BOOM STFU

JHL1

If they are browsing at work or on work equipment then they shouldn't be complaining period. Their boss should be the one complaining.

And please get Adblock Plus people!

http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

This is on my bucket list!
mipo2010

Personally I'd be more concerned with the woman getting the Michael Buble CD…His fans are bat shit crazy
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http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

If he doesn't get beaten its not funny
elfbiogreen

=)))) amazingly funny
Freddy Stylez

lmao that's totally bad ass
hockey dude 11

Yea, he was laughing a little bit. He's mumbling something. No, wait, now he's scrolling down the comments, scrolloing down, down, now he's stopped, reading again….
Kim

I would be too scared of them calling the authorities.
Zee

best way to start off the day! Thanks Chive
mr.rv

amazing
neeed more asap
V4Vendetta14

He has that Ryan Reynolds deadpan delivery down pat. I could never keep a straight face doing that.
El_Presidente_

The music makes it that much better! LOL