These girls claim to be mail order brides. I’m not buyin’ it (27 Photos)

I love mail order brides, sometimes I spend entire nights fantasy shopping. Last night was one of those nights. I found a new one thanks to one of our ruggedly handsome Chivers but there was something a bit off about the whole thing. All the girls looked like models.
I mean, if these girls are really for sale, I'm in. But something tells me I'm looking at a big scam here; I add-to-cart, pay retainer fee, and nothing comes in the mail. If it's too good to be true...

  • forrest

    #27, come to forrest

    • Malachi Constant

      Can't sit here!

    • a girl

      are u from washington forrest?? i think i know u

  • Pat

    I'll take one of each please…

    • Logic76

      …and expedite the shipping!

  • MigraineBoy

    I'm going to need some free samples before I buy.

  • @importantcrap

    Love the Russian part, just not the bride part.

  • lando

    #28 these girls – they're expensive

  • Jusnel Gonzalez

    Ill take, #5, #6, #22, with a side of #28

  • Gorbachev

    I don't think any of these women are really Russian, but truth is those who do find a match from Russia have a much better % of staying married…

  • Sauru

    i wonder if they will take my wife in trade?

    • pjsupremex

      given the current conditions of the market trade in values are quite low right now. you better off donating her to charity

      • joeoby78

        Yeah, I'm gonna need some sort of "cash for clunkers" type of deal for mine…..

        • awesome


        • Motte

          Clash for Clunkers! Great spin. I hope my wife doesn't mind really cold winters, vodka and bears….

    • Urban

      Nah. The U.S. dollar ain't worth shit these days. Keep her and have a threesome.

  • Big E

    Lets all pool our money and buy the Chive a mascot

    • bear6

      I AGREE, CHIVE START A BUY CHIVE A RUSSIAN BRIDE DONATION. I SWEAR BY END OF FEB we will have enough to buy her…. And, then we have a weekly post called "What Should Irina wear today". Thus, followed by endless discussion of the dirty things she will wear each week.

      • v4vendetta

        You guys will forget to feed her after a week.

        • Kris

          It's ok, they dont eat much anyway.

  • Sooper Truper

    they need to take a lead from the Chivettes….show some love.

  • Swiss dude

    They are nich but we want the TWO PISTOL AND A SWORD GIRL!!!

  • Anonymous

    lol, Joanna Krupa is a mail order bride now?!?! #6 & #7
    Sign me up!!!

  • RiKo

    #5 Damn! that booty and those tonified legs..

    • leadbelly

      I'd buy that for a dollar

  • Brad

    they could be real brides. Doesn't Ukraine have like 120 women for every 100 men?

    • Roscoe

      I heard it was more like 12 women for every 10 men….

      • hehe

        I thought it was 6 for every 5?

        • Brad

          haha, jokes with ratios, very funny. Demographic studies are done with the ratio I used, the natural rate of female to male is like 105/100 or something…

          • Alex

            You are a murderer of fun.

          • v4vendetta

            So 5% then? Lets hope that 5% was gross.

  • chrisdg74

    Mail-order or not, I still want to add to cart.

  • Brad

    but they could be models, there is a south american site, amolatina, that uses a ton of models…

  • Dunny_

    #14 to go please.
    There was a show on National Geographic Channel last night about Russian Mail Order Brides and the only chicks worth the trip were working the front desk at the hotel.

    • rawhide

      I saw that too. The dudes were the creepy – serial killer – pedo types. And the chics looked nothing like this.

  • mothball275

    how many stamps to send over #15?

  • Edo

    I hope they deliver worldwide

  • ninjam

    just get one already john, see what happens…report the card stolen immediately after incase she never shows or turns out to be a bear…

  • weaponex

    #11 #13 all day!

  • weaponex

    Yeah, what he said, pistol girl. Stop trying to distract us from the issue with your mail order brides!

  • Alexander

    How do mail order brides work? You pay and you are married and that is it? Is there a monthly fee? Are you just permanently renting a hooker?

  • MikeK

    Woo-HA! Keep you all in check!

  • todd

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