I love mail order brides, sometimes I spend entire nights fantasy shopping. Last night was one of those nights. I found a new one thanks to one of our ruggedly handsome Chivers but there was something a bit off about the whole thing. All the girls looked like models.
I mean, if these girls are really for sale, I'm in. But something tells me I'm looking at a big scam here; I add-to-cart, pay retainer fee, and nothing comes in the mail. If it's too good to be true...