January 21, 2011 |
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It is against the law to curse around the dead at funeral homes in Nevada.
Serving whiskey to your dog in Chicago is punishable by death. No j/k, but it is illegal.
If you snore so loud that you wake your neighbors in North Carolina you are breaking the law.
Sleeping in your fridge is illigal in Pittsburgh.
In ‘Merica, an average family consumes 6,000 lbs. of food every year.
Women generally shave about 412 square inches of their body as opposed to men who only shave about 48 inches.
Children are most frequently conceived in the month of December.
Playing hopscotch is forbidden on Sunday’s in Missouri
On any given day your feet are likely to sweat out about a full quarter of a cup. Mmmmm…
Humming on the streets in Cicero, Illinois is against the law on Sundays.
#7 is my Christmas card for 2011 lol
Good to know. Thanks chive!
#6 Would you?
As long as that hair wasn't on the back then Oh yea!
#7 I think a lot of babies are born between November and December is because of the amount of people who make love on Valentine's Day.
#7 was talking about conceptions, not births
It has to do with the fact that it is cold outside and the couple has nothing better to do. It happens in Florida when a hurricane goes through.
Not quite, because the same statistic is true in Australia. People just like to get it on during the holidays.
I have one conceived on St Patrick's Day. December 1st.
St. Patrick's Day? Makes sense. You were clearly bombed out of your skull if you think December 1st is St. Patrick's Day.
I think he means born on Dec. 1st.
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#4 – illigal?
I hope it was spelled that way on purpose. "Illigal" is how they would pronounce it in Pittsburgh.
Good Post Chive, keep these ones up!!
#4 – But apparently it's OK for NFL quarterbacks to rape women in Pittsburgh?
His alleged rapes happened in Nevada and Georgia, not in Pittsburgh. So I guess he's aware that it IS illegal in Pittsburgh…
I know that. My point was that he is 'employed' in Pittsburgh and the residents have no issue with his transgressions.
it's illegal in Pittsburgh, just not morally wrong.
Considering he wasn't found guilty, what are we to do?
Yes, but as long as someone can throw a football, they're allowed to get away with murder. I'm looking at you Ray Lewis; Michael Vick.
Yeah, as much of a fan as I am of Ray, I did think it odd how quickly his involvement in a murder was dismissed when he won a Superbowl.
Wait, who did Michael Vick kill?
Or are we calling dog fighting murder?
Ehhh I dont think Ray Lewis is very good at throwing the ball since he's not even on the offense
can't rape the willing.
I always remember the adage: If there's a law for it, apparently it was a problem at some point…. o.0
#2 – probably violates animal abuse laws in any locality
#3 any noise that loud would qualify as disturbing the peace, so that's true most places
sadly, because I love them, most "odd laws" are just specific instances of common generic laws not really spelled out in the law. The claim is true, but misleading.
e.g it is illegal in cleveland ohio to keep a 6 year old palomino horse in your back yard in the winter.
Because it's simply illegal to keep any farm animal in the city. (with obvious exceptions like mounted police)
Most of the real ones are not enforced, but in theory could be.
#2, if the Boston Terrier wants a drink I say give it too him… He's already wearing a tux 24/7
In Baltimore it's illegal to be mean to a clam. Furry or otherwise.
Also, adultery is subject to a $1 fine, but only for the woman.
It is also illegal to sell a car in the State of Indiana. Privately or professionally on Sunday. I found this out the hard way.
Same in Colorado, All car dealerships are closed for that reason…. I was close to doing that with a private sell once but the guy buying my Jeep reminded me to wait until Monday-
I wonder what the punishment would be?
grosss, #9 anyone seen jackass when the fatass is on the treadmill?
We have these useless laws as our hold music at work. We often get asked to put a caller back on hold. Not a bad thing if you're tech support.
#4 is actually on top of a fridge, outdoors. Not in. Makes it even weirder.
What in the Hell are you talking about Willis? She is clearly inside a fridge.
#10 could you find a pic of him more gay than this? lol
#3 that law should be approved all over the world! ^_^
Thank you Chive, I feel smarter already.
#7 is right on target. Anyone working in the medical field that deals with babies (lab, OB nurses, etc) will tell you that volume increases big time around September. I've seen it many times over the years.
In Natchez, MS, it is illegal to give an elephant alcohol within the city limits.
#9 made me nauseous
I live in CICERO ILLINOIS! man its a small world
#2's sentence bothers me
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