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  1. kitkat63376 says:

    #7 is my Christmas card for 2011 lol

  2. Frankie says:

    Good to know. Thanks chive!

  3. Spence says:

    #6 Would you?

  4. blake honda says:

    #7 I think a lot of babies are born between November and December is because of the amount of people who make love on Valentine's Day.

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  6. Matt says:

    #4 – illigal?

  7. Mitch says:

    Good Post Chive, keep these ones up!!

  8. chrisdg74 says:

    #4 – But apparently it's OK for NFL quarterbacks to rape women in Pittsburgh?
    Rapistberger.

  9. Jason says:

    I always remember the adage: If there's a law for it, apparently it was a problem at some point…. o.0

  10. A BiPolar Guy says:

    #2 – probably violates animal abuse laws in any locality

  11. A BiPolar Guy says:

    #3 any noise that loud would qualify as disturbing the peace, so that's true most places
    sadly, because I love them, most "odd laws" are just specific instances of common generic laws not really spelled out in the law. The claim is true, but misleading.
    e.g it is illegal in cleveland ohio to keep a 6 year old palomino horse in your back yard in the winter.
    Because it's simply illegal to keep any farm animal in the city. (with obvious exceptions like mounted police)

    Most of the real ones are not enforced, but in theory could be.

  12. mipo2010 says:

    #2, if the Boston Terrier wants a drink I say give it too him… He's already wearing a tux 24/7

  13. RicoSan80 says:

    In Baltimore it's illegal to be mean to a clam. Furry or otherwise.

    Also, adultery is subject to a $1 fine, but only for the woman.

  14. captain12pk says:

    It is also illegal to sell a car in the State of Indiana. Privately or professionally on Sunday. I found this out the hard way.

    • Jules says:

      Same in Colorado, All car dealerships are closed for that reason…. I was close to doing that with a private sell once but the guy buying my Jeep reminded me to wait until Monday-
      I wonder what the punishment would be?

  15. cousin eddie says:

    grosss, #9 anyone seen jackass when the fatass is on the treadmill?

  16. Dom says:

    We have these useless laws as our hold music at work. We often get asked to put a caller back on hold. Not a bad thing if you're tech support.

  17. Bisketz says:

    #4 is actually on top of a fridge, outdoors. Not in. Makes it even weirder.

  18. Diana Santos says:

    #10 could you find a pic of him more gay than this? lol

  19. Diana Santos says:

    #3 that law should be approved all over the world! ^_^

  20. Catence says:

    Thank you Chive, I feel smarter already.

  21. Bob says:

    #7 is right on target. Anyone working in the medical field that deals with babies (lab, OB nurses, etc) will tell you that volume increases big time around September. I've seen it many times over the years.

  22. OnlyInAJeep says:

    In Natchez, MS, it is illegal to give an elephant alcohol within the city limits.

  23. Robert says:

    #9 made me nauseous

  24. mikee says:

    I live in CICERO ILLINOIS! man its a small world

  25. obitwo says:

    #2's sentence bothers me

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