Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

I’m seriously going to commit an entire gallery to #41, the ‘Born Free Baby’ tomorrow. ‘Shop that kid, then send us your photos using our handy-dandy submit page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Here is the HQ photo.

  • tomorrow today

    #18 Amen, Ultimate Warrior

  • mipo2010

    #9, Call me elf one more time!!!

    • ISU Birds

      He must be a south pole elf.

    • Luke

      He's an angry elf

    • Buddy

      Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

  • marcus

    #41… and a meme is born

    • Mr. Orange

      These people need to go to jail.

      • topher

        By that logic so does every person that throws their child high up in the air.

        • hehe

          correct, if anyone throws a child 15 ft in the air (approx. drop in pic) , they should go to jail.

      • Earl Bassett

        They're just trying to get away from the graboids. Those rocks illuvial

    • Cheeze81

      Then tossed over a crevasse.

    • ultimateauthority

      Morons, it's fake.

    • vladik87


  • Random

    #25 – so hot…. want to touch the heiney

    • BloodScrubber

      And in the background…..morning wood. Go figure.;)

    • The Spicy Italian

      I really hope somewhere in the world that this happens every morning

    • Jaco- PTY

      chive, please find her…. and bring her to me 😀

  • tony b.

    #24, #25 – something tells me the chive put those photos back-to-back for a reason

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #25 – I love nature.

  • Stevens

    #10 People will come, Ray…

    • Patrick

      They'll come to the Chive for reasons they can't even fathom #11

      • Brick

        They'll turn up the daily afternoon randomness not knowing for sure why they're doing it. #49

        • st. thomasness

          They'll arrive at the DAR as innocent as children, longing for the past. #1

          • misery loves

            Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's totally free #28

            • dixieland

              They'll pass over the baby without even thinking about it, for it's an expendable baby they have, and peace they lack #1

              • compadv

                The duckface will be so thick, they'll have to brush it away from their faces. #48

                • ISU Birds

                  The one constant through all the years has been the Chive, the Chive has marked the time. #5

                  • Gern Blanston


  • zdrake13

    I blue myself #45

    • Phil

      There's gotta be a better way to say that.

  • Long Duck Dong

    #25 very sexy

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    I'll take a motorboat please.

    • ISU Birds

      Hold the Pepperoni.

      • sean

        Maybe those Taco Bell Commercials aren't bullshit maybe somewhere there really are hot chicks working fast food? or at least hotter than they are here.

        • its_forge

          I had a pizza girl one night who was so gorgeous all I could do was go "uh" and she said "Twenty-two sixty-five" and I held out my card and she copied it onto the receipt and drifted away like the goddess she must have been. South Florida is the place to be.

          • Anonymous

            Sounds like you have little-to-no-game. The hotter the girl, the easier (in most cases) she is to talk to. Call her up and try again.

            • its_forge

              Oh I'm married and she was half my age at best. But she was BEAUTIFUL. I mean Michelle Pfeiffer beautiful. I'm just saying, there are some amazing delivery girls out there.

              • alister


                how old are you?!!


                • its_forge

                  Guffaw I knew y'all young whippersnappers were gonna say that as soon as I typed it. I meant Pfeiffer about 12 years ago when she was really hot. So, Beckinsale then. Grace Park? Like that.

                  • Dan

                    Um… I don't get the late 80's to early 90's. Pfiefer was NEVER hot. Neither was Madonna.

                    • its_forge

                      Mm, you're probably right. I thought she was gorgeous for about 2 years sometime back in the 90s. I never, ever though Madonna was any more attractive than your average male football player, which is to say, very much not.

  • ClariseStarling

    #13 — no. #14 — yes.

    #48 — need more evidence.

    • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

      agree wholeheartedly!!!

  • k4zyc0tn

    #14 answers #13's question very quickly…

  • Bob

    #14 #15 #16

    Please Sir can I have some MOAR!!!

  • PhonebookKiller

    #42 I love her.

    • Dub

      Who is her?

      • Dub

        Ahhhhhhh, remembered. Mad Men.

        • andrewsomerville

          Alison Brie. Look her up on this web series called Hot Sluts. It's not porn I swear, but it does involve her in a bra for basically 98% of the show.

  • GTO

    #48 NOPE still unattractive

    • yoo

      i say the only valid argument is: T&A > duckface..

      so britt, what is your response?

    • Zylde

      Unattractive??? No way. Sorry but I think GTO should be GTFO.

  • GarlicInYourEye

    #31 Bigger than it looks? It nearly takes up the ENTIRE paper plate! =)

    • OPP

      Looks nasty

      • rdh014

        ahh…nothing like apple juice to wash down a coronary in the making…

      • MOP

        Ya kinda like your face

    • Biggus Diccus

      I always tell the ladies it's bigger than it looks!

    • yup

      Ugh, I just had a heart attack.

  • ROGE

    MOAR EMILIE!!!!!! #14 #15

    • walt

      She could get away with the duck face, but is elegant enough not to.

      • NotPedobear

        She's also 15 years old. That means one year from legal here in Norway, but still…she's just a kid.

  • Error404

    Not even nearly hot enough

    • Herm23

      NMFD!!!!! (No More Fucking Duckface) Lets end this shit forever.

      • McBeastie

        You guys are way too hung up on this duckface shit.

  • BloodScrubber

    Well since we're showing things we're proud of…

  • aosux

    #11 You're next!

  • RiKo

    #14 #15 #16 Emilie is drop dead gorgeous. is that how most of the girls look like in Norway? :]

    • Silje

      Norwegian girls are beautiful. Emilie however is 15 years old. This is her blog http://voe.blogg.no/

      • yoo

        thanks, you just made her even more attractive…

      • walt

        so you're saying she's legal in a year? (norway law)

        • Keegan

          Well that is how most of the girls looks her to (Sweden) we in scandinavia always gonna be awesome 😀 (atleast our womens)

  • Catence

    #47 – holy hover hand!

    • Drew

      He he's married. Looky no touchy.

    • its_forge

      Didn't even notice that. Holy hell dude, she's arching her back to get her boobs closer to your head, at least reciprocate by supporting her.

    • yoo

      she looks like jesse jane… from the pron in my computer

      • mtpuckhead

        Totally what I was thinking…..well not on your computer….you know what I mean.

    • BobSwarthout

      He better hover! Something tells me his wedding ring didn't come from the blonde who wants his beer!

    • Trixee

      Why yes it is the real jesse jane. And his wife approved this!

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Married or not, how many chances does one get to squish Jesse Jane into you. He should have drank that PBR first and maybe he would have had the ability to MAN UP.

  • Silje

    This hover hand is sort of epic in it's own weird way #45

    • KyleGamgee

      Hey, if anyone gets a pass at hoverhand its someone from Blue Makeup Man Group. You don't want to be ruining clothes.

  • WTFever

    Bear Grylls 1st hiking trip

    • Bear Himself


  • ISU Birds

    #10 Makes me tear up every single time.

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