Everything on the internet is true (19 photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682389863 Jacob Cotter

    #8 I hate my generation

    • Royce

      wouldn't say hate, I would say ahamed…

    • Jesus

      I hate your generation too.

      • Spivias

        how does Jesus hate anybody?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001153846561 Trevor Sams

      im just glad i wear the same outfit as the MEN on the left and not the "MEN" right!

      • Stevo

        Yes, like all on this thread, we do not count ourselves as the losers on the right, so is it fair to hold them up as an example of today's men?

    • gator

      thats why old people are so pissed off

      • Martin

        I prefer this generation to a generation where 60 million died in a five year period. I enjoy relative peace, now how do we stop people dressing like blind mice.

        • dave23

          how in the fuck are people gonna thumb this guy down? Jesus some of you people on here are absolutely ridiculous. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm he didn't call the guys on the right fags and made a jab at eras past, call the priest.

          Thumb me down too . And this is coming from a 22 year old non whatever the guys on the right are called.

        • Vince

          Many of those died so your lame, sorry ass would have the freedom to post some asinine comment like you did, rather than ask permission of the SS or Red Army if you can even take a piss.

          • robby

            agreed

    • Seven

      I hate hipsters

      • Gozer

        There were men like that back then too, just no digital cameras or tolerance of that sort of thing. It was kept private.

        • Quatchi

          And the word hipster was coined in 1940. Might have been used in a different way but these kind of people have been around for a long time. Every generation has them.

    • Stevo

      The hipster thing may be new, nut there have always been 'flamboyant' men. It's just that when they're funny and talented like Noel Coward or Oscar Wilde, they are less infuriating.

  • TylerV

    #5 Dude, I hate to break it to you, but his post was a joke.

    • Herren Kerrer

      I don't think he can read your comment.

    • D.C

      Dude, I hate to break it to you but that doesn't make it any less hilarious, also you are a douchebag

    • dutchie

      Really? I thought Penis Inspection Day was the same week as the butt sniffing inspection?

  • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

    #8 and #16 are far too true.

    • what the hell

      but mine does look nice on the wall….

  • What?

    I don't get irony. My head hurts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

    im so confused #2

    • Nickrob

      OK good I'm glad i'm not the only one

      • Sizzle

        It's supposed to be a representation of Adam and Eve. The fact that they have bellybuttons suggests they both came from a woman, rather than being created out of thin air by "god".

        • Mello-

          ooohh u a .. wise guy ahhh!! hahaha .. thought no one notice it!!

      • illogix

        It means why would Adam & Eve have a belly button if they were supposed to have been created by God. They shouldnt have an umbilical cord if they werent born.

        Its painting done centuries later by regular humans, using regular human models to pose. But obviously this person is retarded b/c they thought this was a photograph of Adam & Eve, lol.

        • Vince

          EXACTLY the point. Thank God (pun intended?) not everyone is an idiot. Simply an oversight by the artist, though one could argue that an omnipotent being would have the foresight anyway to 'install' a belly button on the original….
          Atheists are so damn literal.
          Agnostics will RULE the world eventually!

      • devil may care

        you 2 idiots are a shining example of #8-

    • D.C

      Sweet, I'm not the only retard of the bunch!

      • D.C'sfavcousin

        hi D.C, long time no talk!

    • Ellipsis

      Adam and Eve (pictured) were made by God himself ie they were not born from a male and female hence they were not conceived in a womb hence they did not have the umbilical cord connecting them to the mother through a hole in their stomach, that hole being the bellybutton when the cord is cut. So, Adam and Eve should not have had bellybuttons.
      The painting shows that they do. Hence, contradicting the religious belief that they were made by the hand of God.
      OK?

      • Joeyk

        Say hence one more time

        • zman

          Hence, I shall shove my fist into his face

          • http://www.facebook.com/katiegrill kagr

            awesome…lol

            • abipolarguy

              hence is banned in the US because it looks so much like hemp which looks so much like marijuana which as everyone knows leads to heroin which scares republicans which makes them hate, which makes them angry, which causes suffering!

              Which means… He's a witch!

              • DaddyD

                Not unless he weighs more than a duck.

                • SJay

                  isn't that floats like a duck?

                  • abipolarguy

                    if he floats, he's made of wood

                    which means…
                    he's a witch!!

                    BTW he turned me into a newt!

      • aleXTC

        Dude, all you had to say is adam and eve are not supposed to have a navel because they were created by god not a woman. Were all the hence and ie needed

    • Ellipsis

      Or was the question rhetoric?

    • gigabest

      think about birth, nasty shit and scissors

    • Red

      The idea is supposed to be that if Adam and Eve were created directly, then they shouldn't have navels because they were never in a womb. It's actually very stupid, but, if it's anti-Christian, then apparently, it's Chiveworthy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

        Everything that requires the use of logic and thought without blind faith is "anti-christian"… get over it.

        • A.H.

          Yes, another fucking scientist on the Chive. We're already full, thank you. What's the highest grade you got in your public school science classes?

    • waistin time

      ok, it's because…ah fuck it. read someone elses explanation

    • orlando

      This is a man's depiction of what Adam and Eve would have looked like it also would have been painted centuries or millennia after they existed.

      This picture proves nothing.

      • Jeremy

        I just wanted to add a line to this useless discussion and thank the religious types that felt the need to defend this for a jolly good laugh. Cheerio.

        • gunnersaurus

          i defend this statement

          • Flanders

            your statement offends me

            • packerssuck

              your offense to the defense is offensive and now I'll be defensive for the remainder of play.

    • http://www.facebook.com/wkfoster William Karl Foster

      It's an artist's painting of Adam and Eve. The guy who posted it was saying that because they have belly buttons Christianity must be wrong because Adam and Eve never had umbilical cords to sever, therefore they shouldn't be belly buttons. However, just because it was painted by someone doesn't mean it was that way. I mean I draw myself with a twelve inch cock every night before bed and wake up disappointed.

      Yours truely,
      A Christian who longs for a bigger penis

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Pretty sure that those boobs are shopped.

    • grk71

      Even if Adam & Eve had navels it doesn't mean they weren't created. Don't you think that God would create them the way their children would look! Anyone ever think about that?

    • http://twitter.com/l0wl3jf @l0wl3jf

      The mistake by the painter was funny, but this discussion is hilarious… like poker, it's fun and all, but add some chips and it's a world sensation.

  • Sizzle

    Best post I've seen in awhile.

  • hmmm

    More of the hot chick in #8

    • devil may care

      hahaha, thx hmmm needed a laugh!

      • Slappy

        Go Team Jacob!

  • Brah

    #11 had me laughing my ass off.

  • TheCube

    #2 Help

  • http://www.facebook.com/Spaded21 Mark Konior

    #13 For the most part that's true. I was watching Kevin Hart on TV the other day. He was hilarious and didn't once talk about the difference between white and black people. But it's the same with most asian/gay/fat/women comics too.

    • 50cent

      u racist nigga yes

    • McBeastie

      If it's funny, which Tracy Morgan is, than who cares?

  • CIA

    #2 Why is Eves head so damn small for her body? Why is she not in a kitchen? No no no! this is all wrong!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

      baceuse she was in paradise..and in a paradise,women don't cook…or it becomes a hell…lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

        because*

      • RudeDude

        I think you're missing the point. Make me a sammich

        • VampJenn

          this actually made me laugh out loud

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

          wanna a beer too? [ironic mode on]😀

          • Erik von Markovik

            Just no apples

            • Quatchi

              If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs in their body?

              • mimimamamumu

                that is to keep idiots like you puzzled

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

                milk,when we get pregnant…eggs…i guess is more your department…^_^

                But that means that your completly incapable of feed yourself if a woman is not around? mama´s boy ^_^ lol

  • Joeyk

    Adam and Eve were created by God and were never in a womb so they wouldnt have a belly button..but by the time I finish typing this im sure its already been answered

    • Neuvirth

      You. Are. Correct. Better luck next time wiz-kid

  • VampJenn

    #8 is so sad. I mean really sad. give me a manly man over those a-holes on the right. seriously if you are a woman and attracted to that, go throw yourself off a cliff.

    • bubblerider86

      No wonder there are so many single women this generation…. behold the (sad sad) choices! =/

      • VampJenn

        so true! Slim pickings.

    • NOUU

      VampJenn is awsome.

      • VampJenn

        thank you🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #18

    Forgot two important rules

    4) Grab a cherry (or three)
    5) Turn the tables on the bastards that tried to screw you over

    • Mr_Rob

      Amen to that!

    • Rabbit

      6) Life plays on terrible music. {try playing pacman and just listen on the music}
      7) a question, if you got eaten by the ghosts, why is it then that you don't turn into one of 'em?
      8) in pacman, you can play the game over and over again until you get tired of playing it. in life you don't get many chances to play your entire life over and over again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

    Mmmm… spare ribs.

  • Bubbly

    Correct. That makes that pic invalid. They are not even "men". Tools and Dbags is certainly the appropriate title.

    • Side note

      Anyone else notice this guys comments are always "deleted by the user?" How the hell does he do that?

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        I think you can delete comments when posting from a WordPress account.

      • McBeastie

        it actually should say "deleted for the good of all mankind"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    #2 that's only a mistake of the painter….lol

    • Kotlet

      Yeah, rather then give in to superstition, he should have painted couple of African humanoids from sometime between 8 and 4 million years ago.

    • Jak

      Um, you know what. Because of that picture I'm gunna rethink my entire beliefs. If GOD is a man with a beard riding a cloud, how can he breath is space? Huh

      • Moby

        I'm glad that there are still enough intelligent people in the World to realize how ridiculous it is to take everything literally ALL THE TIME! Makes me laugh. I also feel like on a far too regular basis people use whatever the hell they want to prove their point, I.E. trusting some paintings authenticity vs. a Bible's? Seems hypocritical to me. Ending on a funny note, Adam has no pubes.

        • Poot

          I can't trust the bible because it doesn't cite any of it's sources.

    • top dog

      Mabe, mabe not, but who know for sure. In order for everyone that came after them two to have a belly button, they had to have one from the start, if not, nobody now would have a button on their belly. That picture is neither right nor wrong, it's just a picture.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Spaded21 Mark Konior

        *facepalm*

      • McBeastie

        This is the best post I've read in a long time. So much stupidity to take in. It's overwhelming.

  • zman

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #3__You know you're going to try this

    • Moby

      Yes

    • Rabbit

      easter prank yippee!

  • Efesen

    Level of this post : 100 on 100.
    Good stuffs

  • Dizzle

    #13 get your material elsewhere….30 Rock already made that joke buddy

  • Ben from Aus

    #2 Adam and Eve were supposedly real people. And IF the story is at all true, and there is no evidence that suggests it to be true, being born from thin air would make it impossible to have belly-buttons..ini or outi🙂

    • anon

      it wasn't thin air, dumb ass – you might want read up on that just a tad. Either way – belly button or not… who cares? Artistic interpretation people…

      • Ben from Aus

        I know the story fucktard… Your the dub shit that thinks the story is real…lolololol

    • Adam

      Then who did thier children procreate with? Lots of implied incest in the bible. Same with the arc of Noah. Apparently, someone wasn't thinking ahead in regards to plotholes. Pretty sick stuff if you ask me, no idea who would be dumb enough to swallow that loa- oh, wait. Shit…most of the people in this dumbass country I live in.
      Believe in a man who walked on water, and did all types of outlandish crap- but evolution- now THAT'S crazy. Idiots. You make me feel so !@#$%&* intelligent…

  • http://twitter.com/withquotation @withquotation

    #2 is stupid cause its comparing a 15th to 16th century adaptation on what happened 8,000 years ago (believably so). plus there is nothing to say they didn't have belly buttons. God created everything with age. so He has no reason not to give the two first people belly buttons.
    #8 is retarded cause it's comparing the best of the past with the seemingly worst of the now. you want to properly compare show the men of the past with those who are in the brigade posts on here. because to lump them in with the oddities in that picture is to disrespect their service. because they are the best of America.
    and #18 got me thinking. pacman is one bloated son of a B. when does hit the shitter? between levels maybe.

    • Poot

      HAHA!!! You think the human race is only 8,000 years old? I didn't bother reading past that

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    • Ben from Aus

      Explain the dinosaurs..

  • Erik von Markovik

    Wait Shoestring could you explain it so we all understand the above post?

  • Nunya bidnes

    #10
    I lol'd… a lot.
    In fact, I'm still laughing.

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