The Miss Fat and Beautiful Pageant. Finally (12 Photos)

Each year in Israel, the sexiest women in all the land migrate to Beersheba to take part in the Miss Fat and Beautiful Pageant. The contestants must weigh at least 180 lbs. to compete. There's even a talent contest (feel free to wildly speculate).

  • cmdr sheperd

    what does everyone have against big girls? In my experience Big girls are the best in bed.

  • zman

    Hey why are fat chicks and mopeds so much alike?
    Both fun to ride until your friends see you!!!

  • GarlicInYourEye

    Does the winner get dibs on the next season of biggest loser?

  • Ryan Aubin

    I love big girls and all of their big, cuddly, soft and squeezable parts, but the beautiful portion of the post and pageant is painfully absent.

  • gozer

    why do they all look like whores?

  • Morgan_Freeman

    two worst trends in recent CHIVE postings:
    1. Dead Space 2 Littering every corner of the site
    2. Taking filler posts to a new level with 'The Miss Fat and Beautiful Pageant'

    It aint nice to make fun, but when your throwing softballs, people gotta swing.

  • yelito

    The Chive Fail!

  • Anonymous

    Not even with a 10 foot pole…

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  • supersniffy

    Just slap a thigh and ride the wave in!

  • supersniffy

    Either that or roll her in flour and look for the wet spot (and hope it's not her armpit!)

  • Beth Vogel

    #9 Amy Winehouse?

  • Hellno

    Fat =/= Beautiful

  • scooby doo

    #11 she could get a job at a glory hole.

  • top dog

    #11, who said big women can't be beautiful? I'll bet this girl would do some damage in bed. If you can't handle it stay at home. This is for real men.

  • MarcoChan

    More cushion for the pushin.

  • Graphix

    I may have a few nom-nominations

  • anon

    LoL @ the ugly guys saying fat girls make good lovers. Denial is a wonderful thing.

    Obesity is a psychiatric illness, celebrating it in a pageant is just disgusting. These women should be seeing a shrink and losing 50 pounds so they survive to see their 40th birthday.

  • haha

    #11 lol…ask me how fat 1st place is. How fat is she man?? she's so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

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  • bobowo

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please

  • Mark James Solley

    Never trust a big butt and a fake smile!

  • @Gingergreek

    Big is Beautiful but not as beautiful as thin. If was i'd get a lady a lot easier

  • BloodScrubber

    #5 center, I think is dam cute. Not my style, but still.

  • missmolly

    To much make-up on a lot of them. Miss Fat and Tranny Pageant.

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