• cmdr sheperd

    what does everyone have against big girls? In my experience Big girls are the best in bed.

  • zman

    Hey why are fat chicks and mopeds so much alike?
    Both fun to ride until your friends see you!!!

  • GarlicInYourEye

    Does the winner get dibs on the next season of biggest loser?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211755636 Ryan Aubin

    I love big girls and all of their big, cuddly, soft and squeezable parts, but the beautiful portion of the post and pageant is painfully absent.

  • gozer

    why do they all look like whores?

  • Morgan_Freeman

    two worst trends in recent CHIVE postings:
    1. Dead Space 2 Littering every corner of the site
    2. Taking filler posts to a new level with 'The Miss Fat and Beautiful Pageant'

    It aint nice to make fun, but when your throwing softballs, people gotta swing.

  • yelito

    The Chive Fail!

  • Anonymous

    Not even with a 10 foot pole…

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  • supersniffy

    Just slap a thigh and ride the wave in!

  • supersniffy

    Either that or roll her in flour and look for the wet spot (and hope it's not her armpit!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Vogel

    #9 Amy Winehouse?

  • Hellno

    Fat =/= Beautiful

  • scooby doo

    #11 she could get a job at a glory hole.

  • top dog

    #11, who said big women can't be beautiful? I'll bet this girl would do some damage in bed. If you can't handle it stay at home. This is for real men.

  • MarcoChan

    More cushion for the pushin.

  • Graphix

    I may have a few nom-nominations

  • anon

    LoL @ the ugly guys saying fat girls make good lovers. Denial is a wonderful thing.

    Obesity is a psychiatric illness, celebrating it in a pageant is just disgusting. These women should be seeing a shrink and losing 50 pounds so they survive to see their 40th birthday.

  • haha

    #11 lol…ask me how fat 1st place is. How fat is she man?? she's so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

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  • bobowo

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please

  • http://www.facebook.com/mjsolley Mark James Solley

    Never trust a big butt and a fake smile!

  • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

    Big is Beautiful but not as beautiful as thin. If was i'd get a lady a lot easier

  • BloodScrubber

    #5 center, I think is dam cute. Not my style, but still.

  • missmolly

    To much make-up on a lot of them. Miss Fat and Tranny Pageant.

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