Friends like these (35 Photos)

  • derpson

    #15 the pube unibrow, classic!

    • theneedleslinger

      ill bet its pubic hair!

  • first

    first ftw

    • Im the Juggernaut...

      Judges??????? Ohhhh im sorry!? what do we have for him Johnny? Its a Lifetime supply of Fail, enjoy it on the go, at home, work or school, back to you Tom!

    • gaylord

      dumb ass people who try for first and fail

    • + blitzkrieg

      double fail

      • Drmzindec


  • DaddyD

    The ones with Saran Wrap actually look a bit dangerous …

    • Artimus


    • Jimmy

      thanks Dad…ya vagina

    • corey

      ya at least the one where she'd wrapped up.

  • McBeastie

    all dudes. I guess these frat boy douches just date rape the women.

    • Kuba Wrobel

      Right. Because that's exactly what happens at every single frat party -_-

      • McBeastie

        Yeah, that's exactly what I said….phi kappa douchebag.


      Its just cuz the ladies pass out first buddy. I always up late night with the fellas figuring out who to goon next.

  • alysinwunderland

    how drunk do you have to be to duct taped to a wall?!? I call BS. #27

    • This Guy

      passed out drunk is probably the right level of drunk….

  • Jay

    #35 Must have taken a lot of work. All worth it if they saw his reaction after waking up.

  • Mike Engler

    #27 haha Classic!

  • BigDingo

    Some of these are pretty damn creative… If I woke up like #9 I might just try to own it, it looks pretty sweet.

    • gofistyourself

      right on, he's good to go …

    • walt

      Til you realize you were poisoned from covering your body in toxic ink

  • Justin Hall



    That is a rare Magic: The Gathering Card!

    • Wow

      You must get all the chicks

    • heso

      raging goblin

      • heso

        and no it's not the least bit rare

        • Justin Hall

          Correction: these dudes get all the chicks.

          • heso

            Because recognizing an image I saw 12 years ago prevents me from getting all the chicks?

  • matt

    #33 i love me some yuengling

    • Jimmy

      damn right.

    • PAbeer

      wish I could give this more thumbs up

  • BeccaB86

    It took me a while to even see the person in #10.

    • Jimmy

      lol me too i stared at it for a good 2minutes

  • Ryan

    Some of the pictures make me think that they should have went to a hospital if they let someone do that much….or fake pictures. Awesome Pic's though

  • Poot

    #26 Waste of nachos

  • tommybhoy

    #27 Thats why I just stay up and continue drinking…First to fall gets it!!!!

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  • MigraineBoy

    #22 Epic Porcupine

  • Bob

    I have done some crazy shit to my friends when they were passed out, but #5 is by far the most fucked up I have seen. Is that a rat crawling on dude's face??

  • AZbtchs

    if these were my friends, I'd kick all their asses

  • Sizzle

    I guess that's what happens when you get drunk around a bunch of total douchebags.

  • Sizzle

    Also, no shoes on #12 that's bullshit!

    • BentWrenches

      i agree,rules say you only grt fucked with if you passout with shoes ON

    • Jimmy

      yeah cause you never drink at friend's house that you planned on sleeping at that night.

    • CalculatedRisk

      #12 Do you think they deliver as well?

  • Nick

    Oh…I remember my first beer!

  • GoForth


    Can't tell what is grafitti and what is a bad tat on this guy!

    • sasaea

      Hint: The ones that look like shit are permanent.

  • GoForth


    Textbook Antiquing!

  • Jeff

    Did I see Ben Roethlisberger in one of those pictures?

    • matt

      was someone getting raped with bodyguards looking on?

  • @withquotation

    this could also fall under shitiest friends ever post.

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