If the ‘Best Picture’ movie posters told the truth

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  • Ben

    #3 ftw

    • The Dude

      Anyone seen this movie? Is that scene worth watching a ballet movie?

      • D.C

        It's actually a pretty dark movie, so if you like donnie darko or anything along those lines this movie is actually not to bad

        • guest

          This movie sucked and in no way should ever be compared with Donnie Darko

          • torllin

            Donnie Darko sucked pretty hard also though..

      • Lau

        I saw the movie and I am a girl. I have to say the scene even made me a little hott, so yea you should watch it. I streamed it off a website and after watching that scene I felt the need to show it to my bf so he could appreciate what I just saw as well.

        • Tristan

          your the best girlfriend EVER

          • A BiPolar Guy

            Lau, could you have a talk with my wife? Or marry me. whichever.

      • Ben

        It is the best film to come out this year, in my opinion. But I usually go for more darker themed things, i.e. dexter.

        • DaddyD

          If Dexter had lesbian sex, it would be perfect.

    • PittSig

      Its almost more about how masturbation turns you into a terrible crazy person. Christine O'Donnell may approve.

    • yup

      Lol, when I read your comment, you had 69 thumbs up! ftw! (now it's 70 btw)

  • devil may care

    how stoned is Portman in that photo?

    • dontstop

      hahahahahaahaa fa sho

  • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

    you 4got the justin bieber story: tale of the human douchebag.

    • Poppin Fresh

      We are pretending that movie doesn't exist. There is something wrong with you for even mentioning it after seeing a poster mentioning Mila Kunis and lesbian sex. We might have to revoke your man card.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        If you saw the scene you would know the lesbian sex scene was imaginary.just like the kind you have.

        • Poppin Fresh

          Once again, if you are concentrating on the fact that it is "imaginary" then you are completely missing the point and might be very very gay.

          Also, they had to act in the scene which makes that imaginary scene have to have really happened and I thank them very much for that.

          And yeah, all the lesbian sex i have is imaginary by definition if i'm there it becomes straight sex but thanks for playing.

  • aosux

    #3 I'll pay $10 to see that!

  • Malcom X

    #3 this bitch just loves having white shit all over her face huh?

  • Tom

    #5 Fuck Facebook, I was here first!

    • EyeGuy

      and thank you for being my friend Tom……

      • Erik von Markovik

        Erik likes this

  • me, myseld and i

    #4 So true

    • Kelly

      Not true. The wrestler is fucking depressing.

      • BeccaB86

        Not to mention Marky Mark is sooo much easier on the eyes than Mickey Rourke.

        • URDumb

          I threw up in my mouth when I read that.

  • Shoestring

    They should do a "The Kings Speech" that says "The best movie anyone with a I.Q. of 100+ will see all year.

    • jimbo

      My receptionist this morning "I saw King's Speech last night, I just don't understand why anyone would care if that guy could talk" True story. She's a complete moron. Also a true story.

      • nepster

        Who gives a shit?! There's lesbian sex in Black Swan! PLUS, an awesome Portman masturbation scene!

    • Ben

      100 is average. So your saying C students and above will love that movie?

      • Jason Dean

        It's YOU'RE.

        • Sauru

          gotta love the internet nazi

        • Ben

          Jason, see how I'm typing? This is how someone types when they don't give a damn.

          • ninja

            ben i reported you for lying

  • ISU Birds

    #3 And Boom goes the dynamite.

  • Sizzle

    #5 Most ugly people are. I would know, I'm one of them.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    #5 Too true. That movie is overrated anyways.

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  • D.C

    this post was short and sweet, well done chive

  • http://twitter.com/withquotation @withquotation

    #6 son of a bitch… i did cry.

  • Chris

    #6 anyone notice tha tWoody looks like he has to pee in the Poster picture????

    It made me cry too, and I took my 3 nephews to see it. Talk about embarassing

  • MacnCheese

    #5 Was actually mostly factually wrong. The creator of facebook was nowhere near that ballsy/douchey. Among other misconceptions in that movie.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      oh, seeing as mac and cheese says so, it must be fucking true.

    • ronnie

      It made the movie more entertaining though.. I like watching ballsy douchebags

    • Fuck Mark Zuckerberg

      • URDumb

        Looks like that kid who used to buy my lunch in high school.

  • Mike

    #6 Ok so I admit I am a guy that doesn't cry about much, but usually I can at least see where I am supposed to cry. I saw this movie but I don't see what was supposed to be so sad or happy or whatever.

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      u have no soul

    • ChrissyD

      I'm a chick and I don't see why this movie is so cry worthy either!

  • TylerV

    Hilarious. Wish there were more posters like these.

  • tommybhoy

    #6 i was hoping for more laughs like 1&2…..but yeah a few tears came out

  • http://www.facebook.com/loridawn.cartagena Lori Dawn Cartagena

    Enter text right here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/loridawn.cartagena Lori Dawn Cartagena

    An insult to blonds. Sooo dumb!

  • Slick

    Funny post, please continue with the theme.

  • Hank Ferguson

    My Film History professor talked about this post today in class and we had a 10 minute discussion on #3

  • jami

    #1 #2 #5 worst movie ever

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk God

    I am the only person that didn't f*cking cry at #6?

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