One helluva’ BLT (32 Photos)

Once again, theCHIVE invited our favorite food host, Melissa, from Feast On This over to our offices to cook up a 10 lb BLT. She did not disappoint and even used the bacon grease to create a bacon candle. A bacon fucking candle! Check out Melissa's youtube channel and subscribe to her channel HERE


1:02 ‘nough said.
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Check out Melissa’s youtube channel and subscribe to her channel HERE

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  • weaksauce

    Tits or Bacon for life?…..I choose both!

    • devil may care

      this bitch makes some nasty shit, but she looks like she could take it well from behind-

      • 6655321

        She don't need butter for those buns, her face has plenty of it. Woof.

    • Bruce Bonsai

      Look up Epic Meal Time on Youtube, I believe they are the FIRST ones to utilize bacon in this fashion and in HD to BOOT!
      Plus look at their video for the "Massive Meat Log" or "The Black Legend" videos, the girls they have are hotter IMO,
      I'm just not a big fan of blondes, maybe girls with dirty blonde hair.

      epicmealtime.com

  • delhi

    There's something so right about #25

    • turd ferguson

      thats still too healthy for 'Merica. someone is deep frying that right now

  • Pat

    mmmmm, Boobs!

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      #14 thanks for listening to my more boob request xD

    • FuckOff

      Only thing she has going. Epic Meal Time is way better and also features a super hot chick.

  • mark

    that shot #15

    • Dude

      Yeah I like her shirt and that shot mmm…

  • paul

    #31 is awesome

  • http://www.alteredstatesofcinema.com obscure high movies

    the perfect blt…bacon, lettuce, and titties…

    • thatwasntthequestion

      I see what you did there…and I like it.

    • JDB

      You are a clever one. I like it too.

  • txaz

    #4 Awesomness

    • Logic76

      I want. to touch. those titties.

  • Chris

    Everything goes better with bacon!!!!

    • erick

      everything goes better with big boobs

      • Gecko

        Harmony between Boobs and Bacon
        brings Joy to the Universe

  • marklark

    what? no mayo?

  • fzero

    I don't see anything about a BLT here

  • RiKo

    #4 Very nice indeed

  • Ben

    I love the one piece of lettuce and the one slice of tomato. more like a B(lt)
    Also…Melissa is yummy #5

  • DCMOFO

    In this case, is the B for bacon or boobies? #15

    • http://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Vogel

      Big bread, duh.

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    this girls +2's look like footballs….

    a little hard melissa?

  • true story

    #27 too small for my 8=====)

  • Skedaddle

    Nice rack.

  • Your mom

    #15. My brain can't decide whether to look at the boobs or bacon. If only she had a bacon bra…mmmm

  • sexoffender

    #18 my 2 favorite things boobs and bacon…. xD

  • FLHomesteader

    Wait, Chuck and Eeik5150…. You're saying that if this woman come to your house to make a massive BLT for you, you'd pass?

    I suppose it is easier to be picky from a borrowed computer in some dank apartment somewhere….

    • Chuck

      Let's not get crazy…I don't think she's hot….that doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang her. 😉

      • Face hurts

        Fagx2.

    • Eeik5150

      I'm saying I'd let her cook for me then GTFO. She's too creepy. But I guess you'd know about borrowed computers…

      • Face hurts

        Wtf did the chive turn into a queer site?

  • Anonymous

    Boobs make everything good.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    Wait I didn't see a sandwich?!

    • Ben

      Lol, took my comment.

  • TherealJoel

    I have my suspensions that this is from The Chive Kitchen.

  • Dirty Dingus

    That skinny rat should eat some of the food she makes.

  • mondooh

    BLT
    BREAST LEGS AND TITS

  • Gecko

    as soon as she said, "if you ask me to make you a sandwich"
    i dropped down on one knee and proposed to my laptop

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