There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (69 Photos)

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The Chivettes are taking over the world. One note, if you don't see your photo here today, don't worry, you might see it next week! 'Sexy Chivers' continues to blow us away as millions of Chivers tune in every Friday for this internet event. 
Remember, this awesome post is NOTHING without our Chivettes! So if you've got what it takes to be a sexy Chiver, start submitting your photos for next week as soon as possible.

: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!

Chive On!
John n' Leo

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  • BigDingo

    Sweet Jesus #13 just made my afternoon

    • T Bags

      MOAR!!!! DEAR GOD MOAR!!!!!!

    • ????

      all i could think was wow, now all i can think is more! she needs her own thread.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i have scaled the face of Mt. Awesome….and at the top all i found was theChive and sexy chivettes!!! life is good…

    • dcaf

      Jesus Titty Fucking Christ…def need a whole lot moar!!

    • Mr_Rob

      Holy mother of Chiveness!!! Own post right now!

    • rawr

      Holy god damn

    • Farley

      Holy crap! (I've never gotten laid, so I think this shit is amazing!!)

    • Terry Burke

      i think the sexy chivers post should update all day long. just keep adding them until 00:01 the next day. yes?

    • Michael3000

      serious business right there

    • Jon

      We need the Air Force to work on bringing her back stateside.

    • Logic76

      Please make my a bacon sammich while wearing that! Damn

    • Ulicqel

      Sorry to burst the bubble, but while she is insanely hot (and plastic), Not a chiver. Renee Nicole Stage aka LoveRenee aka Ashton Von. google image her. She was a camgirl back in the mid to late 00's, had several NN modeling websites, she was even in a episode of 48 hours about camgirls, but she got all tatted up, and had a kid about 3 years ago, closed all her sites down.

      • DaHoneyBadger

        NOOO LIES!

      • mick

        SICK I want moar

  • cvp145


    • Combat



    Is there such a thing as too big? #39

    • mongi

      tu devrais etre fiere de ce don de Dieu

      • mongi

        j ai oublié
        encore d autres pic's please

    • obscure high movies

      yes, imo. but i think she's just below the threshold! :) excellent work finding more of her!

    • Brad

      They are too big if their backs hurt like crazy from lugging those fun bags around, in which case a reduction is totally understandable and needed…

      • Justin Hall

        You shut your dirty, whore mouth.

      • howtobeachivette

        I think Brad is a he /she is against women with curves? wtf is your major malfunction Brad? i think your on the wrong site thechristianacadamy is thata way

    • OwnerOfYou

      No. In fact I know exactly what to do here….

    • bbbutter

      I would like to meet this sexy Vixen to make an educated decision.

    • shamshe


    • Wilber


    • thatwasntthequestion

      Wow. Just….wow!

    • Lev

      Son, if you can't handle them, that's not the girl's problem.

      • howtobeachivette

        atta boy LEV!!

        • Lev

          Yes sir. Nothin' like a great big juicy pair of juicy, sweaty, testicles. Ah well, that's what seperates the girls from the women. More for me.

          • Lev

            Haha, thanks for being an imposter. It reminds me to register a profile.
            the real Lev

    • sheepgobaa

      Dear God,

    • greg

      haters gonna hate

      give us moooooore!!!

    • sdfsd

      Give Minx her own Gallery!

      • howtobeachivette

        yeppers please?

    • Michael3000

      NOPE!!!! Thats the brick house that the Commodores were singing about sucka.

      I wonder if she would wear a CLEVER tee for us???

    • Fellow SunDevil

      # 59 is my favorite! Way to represent ASU! GO DEVILS!!!

    • Logic76

      I so wish I could motorboat those…Brrrrrrrrruuuuaaahhhh

      • mick

        there is a thing as TOO big, as soon as they get out of shape/ too big to be beautiful they are big enough … these are perfect though, big yes, but amazing <3

    • D-Piece

      giant boobs post next week!

    • troy

      I so want to see those puppies with out the bra

  • BigDingo

    Also the Chive now loves professional ski racers #15

    • obitwo

      not for me. i will always associate butt crack with fat dude

    • Dennis

      agree! please find her, Chive!

      • Hmmm

        Pretty sure she's already been found…. hence her being a Chivette.

    • duckingness

      Always been a huge fan of ski-racer girls… now I'm loving them. More please!

    • Kal

      Yes we need MOAR!


    First Suckers!! Viva Mexico!

    • Brad

      …and El Tri suck too!! haha…

    • paulson

      please do return to Mexico

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      late like a true mexican.

    • yoo

      calla te a la verga, morro!!

    • Edo


      • Cletus Cassidy

        filthy beaner, spic, wet-back, fast food employees….

    • Logic76


    • Maynard B.

      More like cinco pendejo. Oh, and nobody gives a fuck anyway.

    • Border Patrol

      tu is retardo burrito

    • Joe pancake

      iChupa me verga! (suck my dick)
      2 thumbs down

  • Sarah Ginger

    I love that the chive represents us gingers like they do #25, #37, #42

    • Matt

      Loving them Gingers, they all Rock.

    • Wow

      #42 Looks soooo naughty. I'm generally not a huge firebird fan, but my god, I definitely would.

    • Boss Hogg

      These Gingers are all HOT HOT HOT! Puttin on my I'd tap that shirt for you ladies.

    • Josh

      yea…gingers are awesome! #36 and #37 with green eyes…..amazing

    • RicoSan80

      Well #25 also got bonus points for clever use of "The Tardis".

    • Red Head Fan

      Dear Chive,
      Please find MOAR of #25 and #36
      I love how Chive reps gingers, but I want MOAR!
      MOAR real ginger galleries.

    • Steve Shaw

      Lovin' all the ginger girls!!!!

  • John

    69 photos? I see what you did there..

  • Brad

    #1, #20, #33, #66
    These are the type of girls that I consider hot, not silicone bolt on boobs with fish lips and fake tans. Muchas Gracias a las Chicas y Chive!!

    • sarahbear121

      Thanks Brad :)

    • howtobeachivette

      atta boy brad or is it brad or is it annonomouse girl thats regular and too shy to show skin..that thinks normal guys dont like skin..these are marginal filler for this regular posting kinda like the flour in your 100 percent beef burger.. we are all here for two things..boobs and ass..

      • its_forge

        I'm a perfectly normal man who by the way is manlier than you will ever dream of being and I like the pretty smiles much, much more than the seminudes. Sure boobies are nice once in a while but, boobs are boobs and a pretty face is priceless. That's what I like about TheChive is it's not all boobs and butts, so, keep it up fellas.

      • KaraD

        Sexy involves a lot more than t&a.


        • EyeR8

          Gorgeous.. yours was the pic I stopped on when I was just mindlessly scrolling through the page. :)

          • its_forge

            Yeah I was like nice, nice, nice, O.O

        • Trent R.

          You're right. It's also involves cum guzzling.

      • sarahbear121

        I've posted T&A pictures and it takes just as much guts to post your face.

        • BloodScrubber

          Just as much? I would say it takes even more ! Thanks for sharing "you" , Sarah .

  • lando

    I can't stop looking at #69

    • thatwasntthequestion

      Yeah….nice bong!

      • dcaf

        oh ya there is a bong in the pic too….thought it was just a nipple

    • Ortill

      toking like a boss <3

  • aosux

    If #13 is really a Chivette, holy shit! WOW

    • RicoSan80

      Makes you wish you'd paid attention in WebSite development class, don't it?

    • Ulicqel

      She is not. That's Renee Nicole Stage, aka ashton von, aka loverenee, Major camgirl of the early '00's, she had a kid like 2 years ago and closed all her websites

      • Terry Burke

        you're just a kill joy aren't you

  • -------

    :) sexy

  • simon


  • LOL

    How in the fuck is SC "sponsored" by Dead Space 2???? Is nothing sacred anymore?

    • marcus

      If you're busy staring at the Dead Space ads, I've got some bad news….

      • LOL

        Damn, you got me there. Well played.

    • Tommy

      How is the Super Bowl sponsored by Doritos?!! Is nothing sacred anymore?

      • LOL

        The NFL, the teams and the players rake in TONS of cash from ad revenue… so, by your own logic, Chivettes should be paid for sending in their pics. All the Chivettes get is our infinite amount of gratitude and smiles. Welcome to Business 101.

    • makers mark

      I was watching 'Modern Family' yesterday. Best show on TV, but know what those bastards did? They interrupted the show 4 times to play commercials? I couldn't believe it. It's not like they have bills to pay.

      • LOL

        Everyone on that show gets paid, particularly the actors (aka the Chivettes, in this case, who don't). See what I did there?

        • Becca

          I don't do this for the money and I don't mind not getting paid. Srsly, LOL, it's time to just shut the fuck up


          • its_forge


            :::further applause for parents who genetically blessed you to have that bottom:::

            :::further applause for taking good care of it:::

          • yoo

            gentlemen, you've been told

          • Justin Hall

            Becca, for the post above, I'm declaring you winner of today's Sexy Chivers. That picture is just obscene.

    • ????

      money is still sacred

    • Whoop Ass

      Does The Chive tell submitters they will be paid? NO
      Does The Chive entertain all of us? YES
      Does The Chive spend THOUSANDS each week on server space? HELL YES
      Do whiners like you make any sense? HELL NO

      If you don't like the ads, get out of The Chive.

      • Elton John

        "If you don't like the ads, get out of The Chive."

        …But then where will The Average Chiver, The Chivery, The Real D. Nozzle, Mr. Awesomeness, Glen Danzig, Raunchy, and many others(including myself) troll?

    • LOL

      At the very least, I commend The Chive for not deleting a controversial comment, and letting the spirit of debate flow freely.

      • mick

        Dead Space 2 is the sickest game I've played in two years … yes I forgive them

    • Emad Din

      Well, you may have heard that millions of people view this page, so why not cash in on that?

  • Random

    #43 Chive loves regular girls too !!!

    • DaHoneyBadger

      nothing regular about her :D

      • MmmmmTasty

        Agreed! Boobs aren't everything!

        Unlike Bacon.

    • its_forge

      Word. And the pantsless look is always a win.

    • Michael3000

      Yes we do..

    • Jason


    • alex


    • BloodScrubber

      Something about those long sports socks on her…..dam sexy.

  • BigDingo

    #27, #33 …. the Brown Eyes have it this week IMO

    • Leadbelly

      Hair is a bit emo, still would mind.

    • Brett Bash

      Actually, this is the same girl :)

  • Georgie

    #64, hope you crack a smile soon. also, I love you

    • bob the builder

      yes, #64 is great looking!!

      that ho needs to smile!!!

      • Mr. Marshy

        Oi, she don't need to smile or do nothin' but get her tits out. You, slut. Tits, now.

    • Azrrael

      I'm in love with #64, if she smiles I could die, and really want MOAR of #68

    • AuSome

      Gorgeous woman :) Has that 'girl next door' look…. hot

      • Phil

        This can't be a recent pic! Where's her jacket and toque and frost covered windows??

        (Damn this northern climate!)

  • obscure high movies

    #13 is my lucky number! and #68, thank you for that tush!

    • psully23

      moooaaaarrrr of #68!

      • Peat Moss is Funny

        #68…..amazing ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • yoo

          yo si le como todo eso!!

          • Cletus Cassidy

            shut the fuck up beaner

  • Rainier

    The perfect song lyrics for this post "ass and titty's ass and titty's titty's titty's titty's titty's ass and titty's!!!"

    • Aytchie

      Let's try to show some class, please.

  • NicK


    My favorite.

    • Brett Bash


      • Bret Smash

        Win's a verb. Try again.

  • Yup

    Sexy women, America's top export. #13

    • America

      You're welcome, the world.

  • MZQ

    #69 about to take a bong hit?


      Looks like me and baby girl have somthin in common! Hit that shit like its your last.
      See ya in space my love

  • Rich

    #39…how bout a face and/or ass shot next week!
    #55…Fantastic GAP!

  • Mike

    #13 made my day, moar please?

  • Dunny_

    #55 #56 Tiny girl with a smokin f'in body!!!

    • Matt

      Seriously, that backside is unbelievable… bout her own post???

    • Michael3000

      yeah, this is 100% real right here. if interested we would like to send you some of our product #55, #56….email your shipping address to

    • AuSome

      Unbelievable body. That curve right above the tush.. sooo sexy

      • its_forge

        That's called "arching your back really hard." All the really hot girls know that one.

  • NotaTrap

    #13…GODDAMN!!!!!! I don't give a shit what you're cooking, or even if you can cook, 'cause you're fuckin' hot!

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