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Time to pop the cork on this weekend with some “Awesome” (30 Photos)

January 28, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny

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Denny

#6

And that is why Bob Evans will always be second best.

ldeegan

i think that's morty seinfeld

http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com Paula

loved it

Kisses
Paula

youradude

fuck off paul
Sally

You're not welcome here.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1764864971 Taylor Blissett

Your kind is not welcome here
NickRob

Why do you have to end every comment with "kisses/Paula?" No one wants a kiss from you. I've never even met you and judging from your dumb ass comments with your horrible signature at the end, i never want to. Please do us all a favor and stop.

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

Successful troll is successful.

yoo

I loved it too

Suck my dick, Paula
Yoo

obvi

what if this chick is super hot…? will all be forgotten ?

yoo

well, then she should definitely suck my dick

Phil Kuntz

After clicking on the Paula link all is forgiven even though it almost got me fired
http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com/?zx=76fdc079…
ranD

paula fuck the haters!!!! i loved it too. and think you should be a chivette soon to prove the rest wrong.

ranD

GnD

#16 Like a Boss

ku2tca86

I was going to say the exact same thing haha. theChive must be using their awesomeness to create a world wide army.
http://www.facebook.com/Mokusei.Tora Jusnel Gonzalez

And somewhere in Africa not a fuck was given that day. or, "Come at me with your hyenas, I dare you!"
its_forge

"Pants? We don't need no steenken pants."

DanielB

#24 Challenge accepted

Martin

is that place real? would be sick if it was!

Big Wang

Mt. Hua in China, home of Taoism.

Big Wang

http://www.ssqq.com/archive/vinlin27d.htm
its_forge

The Tao has a "home?" That's… interesting… I always thought the Tao wasn't a thing that had a place.

quintus

Let's' race. Loser has to do a #6.
KMD

The tough part is coming back down the stairs.

brandon yates

#7.
Its cool, Conan. I'd be doing the same thing.

Catence

It does seem that his height has given quite a good viewpoint.
Chuck

I believe that young lady belongs in the "Find Her" section!

its_forge

That is not a "young" lady…

ninja

conan on tbs sucks almost as much as leno

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

Letterman, you sneaky bastard.

http://www.analton.com Analton

#22 Actually gasoline don't explode o ignites with a cigarette…

Sal

Yea why don't u go ahead and try it then… Jackass

landomcdando

ur an idiot, sal. the temperature at which a cigarette burns is lower than the flash point of gasoline AND gasoline fumes. You can throw a lit cigarette into a bucket of gasoline and all that will happen is the cigarette will go out. Its called science….

thfd316

thats only if it's to rich or to lean. there is a thing called flammable range that it will burn in. now once it's out of the flammable range u r right, it won't ignite.

its_forge

"Rich" and "lean" refer to fuel mixture in the manifold. There is no "rich" or "lean" in a container of gasoline.

chemicalengineer

The standing temperature of a cigarette is generally not hot enough. But the drag temperature of the cherry can get hot enough to cause even noble gases to react. Yes it's called science and you failed at it.

http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

#2 xD

NickRob

Lol Facebook FTW! And i really think that on the chive's comment sections is the last place i want to see a fucking science arguement You jackwagons
The Burger King

I see what you did there and I like it

ShadowCorp

Actually, gas will ignite with a cig, the only thing is you have to have a concentration of the gases, (not the fluid) to be present since its not the gasoline itself that's flammable. And I don't know about you, but I have yet to meet a gas pump that smelled like roses.
krista

you people have been watching mythbusters
thfd316

since when?

dont cha know

your al stupit. eyve ben lyting mi gas ewt mi butt fer yeerz. ets phlamubul fer shurr (first person to solve wins)

hellothere

"you're all stupid. I've been lighting my gas out my butt for years. it's flammable for sure." I win. and we're both super lame. thank you, and goodnight.

Unitard

Tell that to Cyrus the Virus. (Cy? Onara! KABOOM!)

NickRob

Is that a Trailer Park Boys reference? Cause if it is you are officially my hero.

thegreatdiggler

no it's from Con-Air with John Malkovich, Nick Cage etc….

Stevo

The science is one thing, the fact that this is an incredibly douchey thing to do is another.

its_forge

^^^^^^^^ That. You probably will not ignite gas with a cigarette but you couldn't get me to stand there like that for a zillion dollars, that's not just stupid but also insane.

Gecko

Oh Please Chive,
please please please
make a "Myth-Busters" Style Video on this!!!
upsgrrrl88

Have we learned nothing from Zoolander?
http://www.analton.com Analton

Wow! 19 replys! That was unexpected =P

Breizinski

This is just regular morning randomness. Most of these pics aren't awesome at all… (they are funny, though!)
RagingErection

#8 I always felt that was a very overlooked part in the Zelda series, killing monsters and taking their hearts *shudders*
Sanman

#16 Haters gonna hate

Train2k

and catch a hot one…lol

tommybhoy

#28 Forgiveness cake never fails

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

unless she is on diet….^_^

turd ferguson

thats why she took a shot in the eye instead of swallowing it. clearly she is at fault

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

well…i don't know who's fault is…we have to knew who was contyroling the direction of the shoot..bla bla…

well…lets cal C.S.I.- cum shoot investigation ^_^ lol

ku2tca86

#9 Penisaurus Rex

BloodScrubber

Next week….VulvaRaptor.

ku2tca86

I will see your VulvaRaptor and raise you a Pteroracktyl

This Guy

tyrANUSaurus?….on second thought nevermind

http://www.facebook.com/tonydeli7 Antonis Deligiannis

#27 Drunks Angry Birds…
Paz

#28 It's being given to a guy.

fasterthanu

His name is Paz

http://twitter.com/Tarragonist @Tarragonist

#25 = pure awesomeness!

Bro

come at me Bro!

huh

#2 your argument is invalid
MigraineBoy

#1 is actually the same image I have on my desktop.

Trixie

I love when he fights his own hand and goes to the workshed to chop it off. LOL

TherealJoel

Like a gay boss

TherealJoel

#6

TherealJoel

wtf just happened?

vicrom252

#23 come at me bro

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=715462294 Niclas Olovsson

Is that Michel Cains grand child??? http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/celeb…

Grant

#24
Ah Hell No!!!
Btw, how do I put a picture in this thing?

Gecko

there's a submit button on the top

Nate

#22 No worries… Try dropping a lit cigarette into a small pool of gasoline. It puts the cigarette out. You're more likely to create a fire/explosion by getting back into your car and getting out again creating a static spark.

OneClownShoe

Not to be overly cautious but I am going to go ahead and keep my lit cigarette away from gasoline.
Mario

By all means. Back in days of yore, all the real men extinguished their smokes by dumping them in flammable liquids.

Now if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go out, wrestle a grizzly bear, then fuck it.

Gern Blanston

you didnt get me till that last part…

ale

No one saw zoolander? Male models can be killed by that shit.

jack

gasoline fumes do catch fire by siggarettes. nice goin guys

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

#23 if she wants to throw hands we'll throw hangs. patew patang!
Rupert Ralston

Where is #24 i want to go there!
abipolarguy

#2 you only disagree with me because you are a nazi camel and you probably have embarrassing sexual preferences. Why do you hate America? (put your country here)/. You are a terrorist too. A nazi terrorist tentacle loving terrorist nazi!

Giggity

Do you work for Fox news?

abipolarguy

I believe my remarks to the Camel Fair are fair and balanced. Just Like Fox News

abipolarguy

# in the US this is almost certainly criminal under computer crime laws. They don't distinguish between "breaking into" a computer system like this and hacking a computer for more nefarious purposes. Of course there are obvious exceptions.
BloodScrubber

Hover hand has now moved into the sports arena….
#10

Yo Mamma

The Greatest picture EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

summit

Very poor form. The whole controversy is horrible – he was pulled from the game because he couldn't plant to throw, do you have any idea how hard that had to be?!?! The biggest game of your life, and you have to leave the game because you aren't helping your team? Ouch. And then the "interwebs" decides you aren't a tough enough football player… you're better than this, Chive.
And I'm not even a Bears fan.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=26723504 Dennis Knipfer

Hilarious photo. Since when was Chive the right forum for discussing feelings?
Dude

Cutler was seen taking the stairs to the NFL Dinner after the game. The pansy was only butthurt and deserves the derision for being a fag. DuhBears suck.
http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

he jumped up and down they scored! how hurt could he be?!

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