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January 28, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny
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And that is why Bob Evans will always be second best.
i think that's morty seinfeld
fuck off paul
You're not welcome here.
Your kind is not welcome here
Why do you have to end every comment with "kisses/Paula?" No one wants a kiss from you. I've never even met you and judging from your dumb ass comments with your horrible signature at the end, i never want to. Please do us all a favor and stop.
Successful troll is successful.
I loved it too
Suck my dick, Paula
what if this chick is super hot…? will all be forgotten ?
well, then she should definitely suck my dick
After clicking on the Paula link all is forgiven even though it almost got me fired
paula fuck the haters!!!! i loved it too. and think you should be a chivette soon to prove the rest wrong.
#16 Like a Boss
I was going to say the exact same thing haha. theChive must be using their awesomeness to create a world wide army.
And somewhere in Africa not a fuck was given that day. or, "Come at me with your hyenas, I dare you!"
"Pants? We don't need no steenken pants."
#24 Challenge accepted
is that place real? would be sick if it was!
Mt. Hua in China, home of Taoism.
The Tao has a "home?" That's… interesting… I always thought the Tao wasn't a thing that had a place.
Let's' race. Loser has to do a #6.
The tough part is coming back down the stairs.
Its cool, Conan. I'd be doing the same thing.
It does seem that his height has given quite a good viewpoint.
I believe that young lady belongs in the "Find Her" section!
That is not a "young" lady…
conan on tbs sucks almost as much as leno
Letterman, you sneaky bastard.
#22 Actually gasoline don't explode o ignites with a cigarette…
Yea why don't u go ahead and try it then… Jackass
ur an idiot, sal. the temperature at which a cigarette burns is lower than the flash point of gasoline AND gasoline fumes. You can throw a lit cigarette into a bucket of gasoline and all that will happen is the cigarette will go out. Its called science….
thats only if it's to rich or to lean. there is a thing called flammable range that it will burn in. now once it's out of the flammable range u r right, it won't ignite.
"Rich" and "lean" refer to fuel mixture in the manifold. There is no "rich" or "lean" in a container of gasoline.
The standing temperature of a cigarette is generally not hot enough. But the drag temperature of the cherry can get hot enough to cause even noble gases to react. Yes it's called science and you failed at it.
Lol Facebook FTW! And i really think that on the chive's comment sections is the last place i want to see a fucking science arguement You jackwagons
I see what you did there and I like it
Actually, gas will ignite with a cig, the only thing is you have to have a concentration of the gases, (not the fluid) to be present since its not the gasoline itself that's flammable. And I don't know about you, but I have yet to meet a gas pump that smelled like roses.
you people have been watching mythbusters
your al stupit. eyve ben lyting mi gas ewt mi butt fer yeerz. ets phlamubul fer shurr (first person to solve wins)
"you're all stupid. I've been lighting my gas out my butt for years. it's flammable for sure." I win. and we're both super lame. thank you, and goodnight.
Tell that to Cyrus the Virus. (Cy? Onara! KABOOM!)
Is that a Trailer Park Boys reference? Cause if it is you are officially my hero.
no it's from Con-Air with John Malkovich, Nick Cage etc….
The science is one thing, the fact that this is an incredibly douchey thing to do is another.
^^^^^^^^ That. You probably will not ignite gas with a cigarette but you couldn't get me to stand there like that for a zillion dollars, that's not just stupid but also insane.
Oh Please Chive,
please please please
make a "Myth-Busters" Style Video on this!!!
Have we learned nothing from Zoolander?
Wow! 19 replys! That was unexpected =P
This is just regular morning randomness. Most of these pics aren't awesome at all… (they are funny, though!)
#8 I always felt that was a very overlooked part in the Zelda series, killing monsters and taking their hearts *shudders*
#16 Haters gonna hate
and catch a hot one…lol
#28 Forgiveness cake never fails
unless she is on diet….^_^
thats why she took a shot in the eye instead of swallowing it. clearly she is at fault
well…i don't know who's fault is…we have to knew who was contyroling the direction of the shoot..bla bla…
well…lets cal C.S.I.- cum shoot investigation ^_^ lol
#9 Penisaurus Rex
I will see your VulvaRaptor and raise you a Pteroracktyl
tyrANUSaurus?….on second thought nevermind
#27 Drunks Angry Birds…
#28 It's being given to a guy.
His name is Paz
#25 = pure awesomeness!
come at me Bro!
#2 your argument is invalid
#1 is actually the same image I have on my desktop.
I love when he fights his own hand and goes to the workshed to chop it off. LOL
Like a gay boss
wtf just happened?
#23 come at me bro
Is that Michel Cains grand child??? http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/celeb…
Ah Hell No!!!
Btw, how do I put a picture in this thing?
there's a submit button on the top
#22 No worries… Try dropping a lit cigarette into a small pool of gasoline. It puts the cigarette out. You're more likely to create a fire/explosion by getting back into your car and getting out again creating a static spark.
Not to be overly cautious but I am going to go ahead and keep my lit cigarette away from gasoline.
By all means. Back in days of yore, all the real men extinguished their smokes by dumping them in flammable liquids.
Now if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go out, wrestle a grizzly bear, then fuck it.
you didnt get me till that last part…
No one saw zoolander? Male models can be killed by that shit.
gasoline fumes do catch fire by siggarettes. nice goin guys
#23 if she wants to throw hands we'll throw hangs. patew patang!
Where is #24 i want to go there!
#2 you only disagree with me because you are a nazi camel and you probably have embarrassing sexual preferences. Why do you hate America? (put your country here)/. You are a terrorist too. A nazi terrorist tentacle loving terrorist nazi!
Do you work for Fox news?
I believe my remarks to the Camel Fair are fair and balanced. Just Like Fox News
# in the US this is almost certainly criminal under computer crime laws. They don't distinguish between "breaking into" a computer system like this and hacking a computer for more nefarious purposes. Of course there are obvious exceptions.
Hover hand has now moved into the sports arena….
The Greatest picture EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very poor form. The whole controversy is horrible – he was pulled from the game because he couldn't plant to throw, do you have any idea how hard that had to be?!?! The biggest game of your life, and you have to leave the game because you aren't helping your team? Ouch. And then the "interwebs" decides you aren't a tough enough football player… you're better than this, Chive.
And I'm not even a Bears fan.
Hilarious photo. Since when was Chive the right forum for discussing feelings?
Cutler was seen taking the stairs to the NFL Dinner after the game. The pansy was only butthurt and deserves the derision for being a fag. DuhBears suck.
he jumped up and down they scored! how hurt could he be?!
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