Time to pop the cork on this weekend with some “Awesome” (30 Photos)

  • Denny


    And that is why Bob Evans will always be second best.

    • ldeegan

      i think that's morty seinfeld

  • http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com Paula

    loved it


    • youradude

      fuck off paul

    • Sally

      You're not welcome here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1764864971 Taylor Blissett

      Your kind is not welcome here

    • NickRob

      Why do you have to end every comment with "kisses/Paula?" No one wants a kiss from you. I've never even met you and judging from your dumb ass comments with your horrible signature at the end, i never want to. Please do us all a favor and stop.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Successful troll is successful.

    • yoo

      I loved it too

      Suck my dick, Paula

      • obvi

        what if this chick is super hot…? will all be forgotten ?

        • yoo

          well, then she should definitely suck my dick

    • Phil Kuntz

      After clicking on the Paula link all is forgiven even though it almost got me fired

    • ranD

      paula fuck the haters!!!! i loved it too. and think you should be a chivette soon to prove the rest wrong. 😉


  • GnD

    #16 Like a Boss

    • ku2tca86

      I was going to say the exact same thing haha. theChive must be using their awesomeness to create a world wide army.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mokusei.Tora Jusnel Gonzalez

      And somewhere in Africa not a fuck was given that day. or, "Come at me with your hyenas, I dare you!"

    • its_forge

      "Pants? We don't need no steenken pants."

  • DanielB

    #24 Challenge accepted

    • Martin

      is that place real? would be sick if it was!

      • Big Wang

        Mt. Hua in China, home of Taoism.

    • quintus

      Let's' race. Loser has to do a #6.

    • KMD

      The tough part is coming back down the stairs.

  • brandon yates

    Its cool, Conan. I'd be doing the same thing.

    • Catence

      It does seem that his height has given quite a good viewpoint.

    • Chuck

      I believe that young lady belongs in the "Find Her" section!

      • its_forge

        That is not a "young" lady…

    • ninja

      conan on tbs sucks almost as much as leno

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Letterman, you sneaky bastard.

  • http://www.analton.com Analton

    #22 Actually gasoline don't explode o ignites with a cigarette…

    • Sal

      Yea why don't u go ahead and try it then… Jackass

      • landomcdando

        ur an idiot, sal. the temperature at which a cigarette burns is lower than the flash point of gasoline AND gasoline fumes. You can throw a lit cigarette into a bucket of gasoline and all that will happen is the cigarette will go out. Its called science….

        • thfd316

          thats only if it's to rich or to lean. there is a thing called flammable range that it will burn in. now once it's out of the flammable range u r right, it won't ignite.

          • its_forge

            "Rich" and "lean" refer to fuel mixture in the manifold. There is no "rich" or "lean" in a container of gasoline.

        • chemicalengineer

          The standing temperature of a cigarette is generally not hot enough. But the drag temperature of the cherry can get hot enough to cause even noble gases to react. Yes it's called science and you failed at it.

          • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

            #2 xD

            • NickRob

              Lol Facebook FTW! And i really think that on the chive's comment sections is the last place i want to see a fucking science arguement You jackwagons

            • The Burger King

              I see what you did there and I like it

    • ShadowCorp

      Actually, gas will ignite with a cig, the only thing is you have to have a concentration of the gases, (not the fluid) to be present since its not the gasoline itself that's flammable. And I don't know about you, but I have yet to meet a gas pump that smelled like roses.

    • krista

      you people have been watching mythbusters

    • thfd316

      since when?

      • dont cha know

        your al stupit. eyve ben lyting mi gas ewt mi butt fer yeerz. ets phlamubul fer shurr (first person to solve wins)

        • hellothere

          "you're all stupid. I've been lighting my gas out my butt for years. it's flammable for sure." I win. and we're both super lame. thank you, and goodnight.

    • Unitard

      Tell that to Cyrus the Virus. (Cy? Onara! KABOOM!)

      • NickRob

        Is that a Trailer Park Boys reference? Cause if it is you are officially my hero.

        • thegreatdiggler

          no it's from Con-Air with John Malkovich, Nick Cage etc….

    • Stevo

      The science is one thing, the fact that this is an incredibly douchey thing to do is another.

      • its_forge

        ^^^^^^^^ That. You probably will not ignite gas with a cigarette but you couldn't get me to stand there like that for a zillion dollars, that's not just stupid but also insane.

    • Gecko

      Oh Please Chive,
      please please please
      make a "Myth-Busters" Style Video on this!!!

    • upsgrrrl88

      Have we learned nothing from Zoolander?

    • http://www.analton.com Analton

      Wow! 19 replys! That was unexpected =P

  • Breizinski

    This is just regular morning randomness. Most of these pics aren't awesome at all… (they are funny, though!)

  • RagingErection

    #8 I always felt that was a very overlooked part in the Zelda series, killing monsters and taking their hearts *shudders*

  • Sanman

    #16 Haters gonna hate

    • Train2k

      and catch a hot one…lol

  • tommybhoy

    #28 Forgiveness cake never fails

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

      unless she is on diet….^_^

      • turd ferguson

        thats why she took a shot in the eye instead of swallowing it. clearly she is at fault

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

          well…i don't know who's fault is…we have to knew who was contyroling the direction of the shoot..bla bla…

          well…lets cal C.S.I.- cum shoot investigation ^_^ lol

  • ku2tca86

    #9 Penisaurus Rex

    • BloodScrubber

      Next week….VulvaRaptor.

      • ku2tca86

        I will see your VulvaRaptor and raise you a Pteroracktyl

        • This Guy

          tyrANUSaurus?….on second thought nevermind

  • http://www.facebook.com/tonydeli7 Antonis Deligiannis

    #27 Drunks Angry Birds… 😛

  • Paz

    #28 It's being given to a guy.

    • fasterthanu

      His name is Paz

  • http://twitter.com/Tarragonist @Tarragonist

    #25 = pure awesomeness!

    • Bro

      come at me Bro!

  • huh

    #2 your argument is invalid

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 is actually the same image I have on my desktop.

    • Trixie

      I love when he fights his own hand and goes to the workshed to chop it off. LOL

  • TherealJoel

    Like a gay boss

    • TherealJoel


      • TherealJoel

        wtf just happened?

  • vicrom252

    #23 come at me bro

  • Grant

    Ah Hell No!!!
    Btw, how do I put a picture in this thing?

    • Gecko

      there's a submit button on the top

  • Nate

    #22 No worries… Try dropping a lit cigarette into a small pool of gasoline. It puts the cigarette out. You're more likely to create a fire/explosion by getting back into your car and getting out again creating a static spark.

    • OneClownShoe

      Not to be overly cautious but I am going to go ahead and keep my lit cigarette away from gasoline.

    • Mario

      By all means. Back in days of yore, all the real men extinguished their smokes by dumping them in flammable liquids.

      Now if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go out, wrestle a grizzly bear, then fuck it.

      • Gern Blanston

        you didnt get me till that last part…

        • ale

          No one saw zoolander? Male models can be killed by that shit.

    • jack

      gasoline fumes do catch fire by siggarettes. nice goin guys

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #23 if she wants to throw hands we'll throw hangs. patew patang!

  • Rupert Ralston

    Where is #24 i want to go there!

  • abipolarguy

    #2 you only disagree with me because you are a nazi camel and you probably have embarrassing sexual preferences. Why do you hate America? (put your country here)/. You are a terrorist too. A nazi terrorist tentacle loving terrorist nazi!

    • Giggity

      Do you work for Fox news?

      • abipolarguy

        I believe my remarks to the Camel Fair are fair and balanced. Just Like Fox News

  • abipolarguy

    # in the US this is almost certainly criminal under computer crime laws. They don't distinguish between "breaking into" a computer system like this and hacking a computer for more nefarious purposes. Of course there are obvious exceptions.

  • BloodScrubber

    Hover hand has now moved into the sports arena….

    • Yo Mamma

      The Greatest picture EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • summit

        Very poor form. The whole controversy is horrible – he was pulled from the game because he couldn't plant to throw, do you have any idea how hard that had to be?!?! The biggest game of your life, and you have to leave the game because you aren't helping your team? Ouch. And then the "interwebs" decides you aren't a tough enough football player… you're better than this, Chive.
        And I'm not even a Bears fan.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=26723504 Dennis Knipfer

          Hilarious photo. Since when was Chive the right forum for discussing feelings?

        • Dude

          Cutler was seen taking the stairs to the NFL Dinner after the game. The pansy was only butthurt and deserves the derision for being a fag. DuhBears suck.

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          he jumped up and down they scored! how hurt could he be?!

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