Useless Friday Facts (10 Photos)

Sorry for the spelling errors. That’s why I shouldn’t drink and post….yep.

  • Stewball

    not first

    • prototyped

      well played sir

  • -------

    i'll get to the center of wilma flinstone's tootsie pop

    • DURR

      you mean her blue waffle right?

      • geeezzzz

        I had finally gotten the image of the blue waffle out of my head…….. thanks,

    • Terry Burke

      are you implying wilma flinstone has a penis?

  • Mikey WINS

    #6 Dammit

    • tai

      i yawned

  • Aaron Burns

    #9 they did make the bedrock

    • Sizzle

      Boom. Headshot.

  • Dunny_

    #8 Kitten Mittens!!

    • T Bags

      "Does your cat make entirely too much noise, all the time?"

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        always scraaaaatching

        • Dunny_

          Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats…. I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged?

          • Rickity Cricket


  • Yup

    You can't help reading this.

    • uly

      not witty

      • Yup

        You are correct. It is not witty, it is true. Kinda like this post.

  • Hungry NomNom

    #7 Mmmmm

  • Phil

    So what you gonna do about it?

    • Glen Danzig

      Fuck your corpse, and make your family watch.

    • Mike Engler

      exactly, punishable by?

    • Danil

      Nothing, it the Russian parlament.

  • Dono

    Its not a crime to die in the houses of parliament. They don't like it as they have to give you a state burial otherwise

    • Conrad

      It is illegal, because criminals don't get state funerals…it's the get-out clause

  • chiver132

    In Nebraska they spell illegal "illigel"

    • Slappy

      They spell in Nebraska?

  • Matt


  • Dillon Turcotte

    #6, shit i totally did

    • Bernard Mamo

      just imagine how many ppl yawned with you at the same time.. i might have been one!

  • Bernard Mamo

    dammit #6 really worked on me :S

    • Bernard Mamo

      errr… happened to me when I commentede as well. must be tired 😦

  • Loccus

    Glad to see by the end of the thread they learned how to spell illegal 😉

  • Bryan

    #10 And if you do the punishment is……..?

    • Anthony

      Deepthroat in any hole XD

    • Parkatola

      Well, the choice of punishments normally would be cake or death, but as the second isn't really an option, my guess is that it would be cake.

      • RicoSan80

        Nice Eddie Izzard reference.

  • dajesus

    #3 Someone actually did that – and more than once it seems. And we wonder what kind of depraved soul waits around to post "first."

  • alate

    #6 fought it with all my might and had success, wasn't worth it though

  • abipolarguy

    #1 like many "odd laws" i believe this is false but with a basis in some fact. In Florida it is illegal to kill "kill swimming deer" which perhaps became "kill deer while swimming" and so "kill deer while in swimming pool"

    I suppose if a deer is swimming in your pool, it would be illegal to shoot it

    • torllin

      it is illegal to kill and swimming deer, and it is illegal to kill a deer from a boat on the water…. ie, you cannot sit in your fishing boat and shoot deer.

  • Elbow

    They don't want you dieng in parlimant because it's difficult picking the dead out of a crowd of politicians. Essentially both brain dead.

  • Sizzle

    #2 and whhhhy? If the law was created, it had to have been a problem at some point…

    • Joe pancake

      influenza maybe…

  • Mr_Rob

    I think #2 is "iligel" becouse the lolcat in the picture write it…

  • Screwdriver

    #3 – According to Tootsie Roll…..they tested it with 20 volunteers and it took an average of 253 licks.

    • james

      yeah…337 for me

  • Slappy

    Dear Make-A-Wish Foundation, I wish to die in the House of Parliment.

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    #10 makes me horny.

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