I see your schwartz is as big as mine (Video)

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I always dreamed of having my own lightsaber as a kid. I will have to live vicariously through these two for the time being. Let the dork flow through you…..

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  • gaz

    I wish i had that much time on my hands :(

    • Diana Santos

      me too :(

  • Anakrusix

    I like watching fan made videos. But what I don't like about them is how they're always filmed at the most random locations. Good work though. It was entertaining.

  • Snicker

    I think the potential for light-weapons are unharnessed. What's better than a lightsaber? How about…light-nunchucks? Yeah, bad ass is right.

    • Doodle

      0_o You have fun with those nunchucks.

    • IamwhoIam

      Naw i have to say a light-spear/halbred or light-scythe

      • nerd

        dude, it's a halberd.

        • Serinanth

          Screw that, Naginata.

    • KMD

      light-nunchucks… cool, but how do you hold them?

      • RobbyD

        Yeah which part would be the "light"??
        How about a light-mace??

  • tommybhoy

    Nah, I want the Bong-Sabers in 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'

    • Hungry NomNom

      haha yes, those were awesome

  • DanielB

    Who are these two geniuses? and why should i care about them?

  • antrid

    That was amazing! Defiantly worth sitting through the annoying advert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001071570874 Nicholas Allred

    I've got two things to say.

    First: George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!

    Second: I love how Date Mike shot this. It's nice to meet me.

  • Escelante

    Show Ryan vs. Dorkman parts I and II for crying out loud. Just as good and twice as long (both have the same Ryan from this video).

  • Gus

    Homemade fan films have come a loooong way since STAR WARS KID.

  • Dan

    I hope Dead Space 2 is a huge flop, and the company goes bankrupt.

    • yoo

      i hope my mom doesn't hate it

  • gofistyourself

    hey chive, i know they're sponsoring you, but thats about enough of this dead space shit…

  • limerick3411

    I would probably give my left nut for lightsabers to be real…

    • http://twitter.com/Rham_Forktail @Rham_Forktail

      If they were the number of people with missing limbs would quadruple at least, and most of them would probably be self-inflicted.

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  • Pufffdragon

    At least the Dead space ad went for only 16 seconds. This thing was like the Titanic of fight scenes. It never seemed to end. After one minute I thought this was gay.

  • spencer

    such and OLD video

  • Recce

    I didn't get the advert.. *Schwanz*

  • dlq

    very very very ooooooooooooold video…

  • Mos

    Wow. Like a pile of gold-plated crap. Well done, but still shitty. Who cares?

  • BloodScrubber

    Looks like breaktime at the GE lightbulb factory nearby. All for "quality control" reasons I'm sure. :)

  • Evan F

    Where's Dorkman??

  • Jason

    I don't care shit was tight!

  • floscar

    Not bad, maybe take some fencing classes, some of the moves looked faked or slow.

    • Bob

      Were they as good as the light saber fight video you made??

  • Bob

    Clearly Ryan should have won that.

  • jugg

    Flawless. Loved it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Billie.Badd.Ass Billie Page

    i <3 this… I <3 this so hard

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