It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

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  • polo

    FIRST!!! viva mexico amigos!! los quiero

    • george

      I've seen you around pulling this shit lately. the good news is, you're mexican so you'll get tired of this soon enough.

    • Shitfaced

      Como se dice 'douche' en espanol?

    • WTFever


      • WTFever


    • La Migra

      can i see your papers, please?

      • Jeovanna Drapac

        too far!!

    • Machete

      Just stop!! your making us other Mexicans look bad you stupid fuck.

    • Cletus Cassidy

      shit. goddamn wetback infestation….

    • Terry Burke

      that's funny. this doesn't look like a home depot

      • Eve

        y'all are some racist.. holy shit

        • Cletus Cassidy

          no i ain't, everyone knows wetbacks are a sub-race.

    • pekito

      You are not mexican, maybe a redneck asshole, but the rest of you? a shame…

    • Jay

      Did this dipshit post two "First" comments? FAIL!

  • polo

    First!! viva mexico, me la pelan amigos

    • Shitfaced

      Even in Spanish you are a douche.

    • thagingar


    • + blitzkrieg

      you're just making us look bad. Please leave here.

  • Justin Hall


    Zey do nothing!*

    • Joe pancake

      Rainier Wolfcastle as radioactive man

    • Bord

      Up and at them

    • Talon920

      Was having a bad day and started searching the chive at work, this photo and caption made me laugh so hard nothing else seemed to matter, I appreciate a good simpsons qoute and the rest of the day i thought of this whenever i felt down.

      Thank you Chive, (and the internet at large)

    • gtr


  • jason


  • Shitfaced

    #10 Fuck the rapist. I hope he gets whupped up on this weekend. Go Pack!

    • gok attack


  • jjj

    #14 Back to the future

    • Stafferty

      Where we're going we don't need scores

    • Justin Hall

      Great Scot. That's an epic win in an epic win.

      • BloodScrubber

        Double Internet points! Screenshot…or it didn't happen.

    • Phil

      No shit, 88mph and flames on the road. Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious.

  • ????

    #14 is awesome. and i know that #8 has been around for a while but does anyone know who that is?

    • ????

      never mind, found it Ewa Sonnet

    • Poot

      Ewa Sonnet

      • Phil

        That made an excellent Google image search. Thanks!

  • GTO


    that pig looks both really angry and really hungry

    • CalculatedRisk

      is the last time you ever see that finger.

  • Cpt. Obvious

    #8 she is wearing a seatbelt.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      yeah she is. it is hiding just below her mountains of boobage.

    • dude

      buzzkill dude

  • Nick702

    #22 That is a suspicous looking package. She needs to be strip searched

    • top dog

      All you'll find is photoshop.

  • HoratioBoobles

    #18 foxy ginger, I say find her

  • Mr. Nick

    F#$% those audio ads. They interfere with my musics.

    • lolkimi

      f#$% all ads.

  • LondonStage

    #1 More reasons to Hate Twilight!

    • wintercoat

      Has anyone else noticed that the ones who talk about Twilight, outside of Twilight fan sites, the most are the ones who supposedly hate Twilight? Maybe if the people who "hated" it so much would shut up about it, I wouldn't have to see it EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO!!!!! Seriously, let the shitty novel die already, instead of fapping to how much you hate it.

      • Trent

        THANK YOU!

  • metalcool36

    #21 and #22 FTW!!!

    • Generino

      Snapper them Ups before someone else gets them! 🙂

  • Mr_Rob

    Is time to find a .gif for #8 and put it in "TTBT"!

  • Big E

    #1 a bullet costs less than $4

  • napamamascribe

    #12 made me giggle… I ❤ friend zone, free drinks & no bad sex

    • Hez26

      proud of having someone in your friend zone and taking advantage of them?…thumbs down for you ma'am….i hope he finds a friend with some least one that'll buy him a drink once in a while.

      • napamamascribe

        I just mean that I have chivalrous guy friends, that I feel no obligation to sleep with. They pay for the bar tab out of courtesy and I don't get hit on by slimy bar flies. In my defense I do usually help get laid before the nights over.

        • Hez26

          well if that's true i commend you. do what you will with the douche-bags, but anyone with a genuine interest in your happiness and well-being deserves a little respect…and a wingman from time to time.

          • Zeh62


      • Anon

        If you find yourself in the friend zone- do yourself a favor and trash on that bitch ASAP. Worst place in the world. Why would any self-respecting man want to be friends with a woman? They cause needless drama, no matter if they intened to or not, not to mention it's about as absurd and pointless as trying to survive on plastic fruit. I ditched all my female friends and i've never once regreted it. Use them for what god intened for fuck sake.

  • Paula



    I do not understand.. O like strong powerfull man, not guys that look like they are with an eternal belly ache


    • Joe pancake

      Bitch, nobody wants to kiss you

    • ISU Birds

      PAULA NO!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Still annoying.

      Hot Carl's,
      The Real D. Nozzle

  • Dan

    #1 Let's see. Really cute. Has bad taste in men. She's PERFECT!

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  • The Real D. Nozzle

    done. look above…

  • Cyrus

    #8 is a well known polish adult softcore model, Ewa Sonnet

    • NickRob

      Dear Cyrus,

      Thank you. That is all

  • Bret Smash

    come on chive, it's disturbing how much you feature images of Twilight memorabilia……

  • ????

    i win

  • bigll72

    Did someone mention MILF Mondays? Awesome idea!!!

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