January 31, 2011 |
In: Animals, WTF
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he has very boss-like attributes
"they see me strolling…..they hating"
This is how it starts. Next they will be blowing up the statue of liberty and getting their damn dirty ape hands all over you.
well… all thats left is the statue of liberty i guess….
#3, Like a boss? He walk like something that will kick your ass if you piss it off!
Exactly, he eat's "Boss' " for breakfast I suspect.
YOU MANIACS!!! DAMN YOU YOUZ ALL TO HELL!
How do we know it isn't a midget in a gorilla suit?
Because a full grown gorilla is taller than the average human?
Yeah, but it could be just like a reeeaaally tall midget…..
How do you know midgets aren't gorillas in midget suits?
mind f**k….. I have to sit down….
He's like a mini wookie and could easily rip your arms off if you beat him in chess.
humm.. all things equal it does shed a “newer” point of view on the long debated “patterson” BigFoot tape and the arguments about how a primate of size “would “walk and the related arm swing and leg gate…
That gorilla would fuck you up.
That gorilla would rips parts of you off with ease and then fuck up the parts left.
walking upright like a boss
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The jealousy level at Venice beach in California just rose 20 points.
I met a few
Evolution in progress.
how about a smart gorilla that shows his dominance by walking like a person. the evolution theory has changed so much in the past years it can't be taken seriously anymore
only the popular definition of evolution changed and is not taken seriously. The Scientific definition still stands. But yeah, that does look like a serious display of dominance. He's all
Look at me, i'm a boss.
That video shows no indication that the gorilla is walking upright in an attempt to show dominance. It looks to be a pretty peaceful gathering of gorillas. Where have you heard that gorillas become submissive towards other gorillas that 'walk like humans'? That was a very weak attempt at dismissing the comment you replied to.
Also, "has been refined" would be more appropriate than "has changed."
Agree – I was thinking that he was doing that, emulating the humans he sees everyday. Probably likes the awed reaction of those who see him do it.
Ya Ding Dongs
Pretty sure he's lighting a cig in #3
Like a BAWS
Kinda looks like Michelle Obama
Shouldn't you be in school?
school for the blind
You obviously are not from Chicago and seen first hand what the Obamas have done and are doing.
Idiot. Please inform us of what Fox has told you've they've done…
Wait, so… Because you do not like the president, his wife suddenly becomes a gorilla? That's real logic if I have ever seen it [/sarcasm]
She isn't that pretty or stylish. Please stop insulting this kick ass gorilla.
two 8th graders on chive instead of school?
Well played, sir, well played
make that THREE 8th graders on chive instead of school.
when you become a man you will understand.
I knew there'd be at least one of these fucking comments.
don't insult the gorilla like that
He walks like a man. A man that just took a giant dump.
I'd like to see him in the NFL, now that I'd tune in for.
there are already gorillas in the nfl.
I think I married that first time around. Yeeech.
What a pussy, I'll fight him.
Ok, How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? THREE! One dirty stinking ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinking apes to through feces at each other!
He should be named Cornelius.
His posture is a lot better than mine
The real title of this should be "Evolution: Suck it religion."
I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's just Michael Clarke Duncan at the park.
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