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Meet Ambam: 485-pound gorilla walks like a boss (6 photos + video)

January 31, 2011 | In: Animals, WTF

Seldi84

This is how it starts. Next they will be blowing up the statue of liberty and getting their damn dirty ape hands all over you.

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Danger-Cruz/100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

well… all thats left is the statue of liberty i guess….

top dog

#3, Like a boss? He walk like something that will kick your ass if you piss it off!

http://www.thechive.com Elbow

Exactly, he eat's "Boss' " for breakfast I suspect.

Solo

He's like a mini wookie and could easily rip your arms off if you beat him in chess.
AnyoneForCoffee

This:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/goril…
Anonymous

humm.. all things equal it does shed a “newer” point of view on the long debated “patterson” BigFoot tape and the arguments about how a primate of size “would “walk and the related arm swing and leg gate…
Ryan

That gorilla would fuck you up.

fact

That gorilla would rips parts of you off with ease and then fuck up the parts left.

alex

walking upright like a boss
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BloodScrubber

The jealousy level at Venice beach in California just rose 20 points.
http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com Paula

I met a few

Kisses
Paula
http://twitter.com/Gamle_Eirik @Gamle_Eirik

Evolution in progress.

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

how about a smart gorilla that shows his dominance by walking like a person. the evolution theory has changed so much in the past years it can't be taken seriously anymore

http://twitter.com/Nwabuezeo @Nwabuezeo

only the popular definition of evolution changed and is not taken seriously. The Scientific definition still stands. But yeah, that does look like a serious display of dominance. He's all

Look at me, i'm a boss.
NicK

That video shows no indication that the gorilla is walking upright in an attempt to show dominance. It looks to be a pretty peaceful gathering of gorillas. Where have you heard that gorillas become submissive towards other gorillas that 'walk like humans'? That was a very weak attempt at dismissing the comment you replied to.

Also, "has been refined" would be more appropriate than "has changed."

hMMMM

Agree – I was thinking that he was doing that, emulating the humans he sees everyday. Probably likes the awed reaction of those who see him do it.

Ya Ding Dongs

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Danger-Cruz/100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

Like a BAWS

abipolarguy

school for the blind
Chicago native

You obviously are not from Chicago and seen first hand what the Obamas have done and are doing.

Brad

Idiot. Please inform us of what Fox has told you've they've done…
http://twitter.com/Nwabuezeo @Nwabuezeo

Wait, so… Because you do not like the president, his wife suddenly becomes a gorilla? That's real logic if I have ever seen it [/sarcasm]

Dude

She isn't that pretty or stylish. Please stop insulting this kick ass gorilla.

abipolarguy

make that THREE 8th graders on chive instead of school.

when you become a man you will understand.

Negrodamas

I knew there'd be at least one of these fucking comments.
http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

don't insult the gorilla like that

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Danger-Cruz/100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

there are already gorillas in the nfl.

Syn

I think I married that first time around. Yeeech.
Sam

What a pussy, I'll fight him.
Peter Griffin

Ok, How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? THREE! One dirty stinking ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinking apes to through feces at each other!
Drew

He should be named Cornelius.
Douglas

His posture is a lot better than mine
Matticus

The real title of this should be "Evolution: Suck it religion."
Richard

I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's just Michael Clarke Duncan at the park.