Meet Ambam: 485-pound gorilla walks like a boss (6 photos + video)

  • XOS

    he has very boss-like attributes

    • SweetAwesomeness

      "they see me strolling…..they hating"

  • Seldi84

    This is how it starts. Next they will be blowing up the statue of liberty and getting their damn dirty ape hands all over you.

    • George Danger Cruz

      well… all thats left is the statue of liberty i guess….

  • top dog

    #3, Like a boss? He walk like something that will kick your ass if you piss it off!

    • Elbow

      Exactly, he eat's "Boss' " for breakfast I suspect.

  • The Voice


  • Spade

    How do we know it isn't a midget in a gorilla suit?

    • MigraineBoy

      Because a full grown gorilla is taller than the average human?

      • Beevatron

        Yeah, but it could be just like a reeeaaally tall midget…..

    • walkingdeadonline

      How do you know midgets aren't gorillas in midget suits?

      • Tomatso

        mind f**k….. I have to sit down….

  • Solo

    He's like a mini wookie and could easily rip your arms off if you beat him in chess.

  • AnyoneForCoffee
  • Anonymous

    humm.. all things equal it does shed a “newer” point of view on the long debated “patterson” BigFoot tape and the arguments about how a primate of size “would “walk and the related arm swing and leg gate…

  • Ryan

    That gorilla would fuck you up.

    • fact

      That gorilla would rips parts of you off with ease and then fuck up the parts left.

  • alex

    walking upright like a boss

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  • BloodScrubber

    The jealousy level at Venice beach in California just rose 20 points.

  • Paula

    I met a few


  • @Gamle_Eirik

    Evolution in progress.

    • Terry Burke

      how about a smart gorilla that shows his dominance by walking like a person. the evolution theory has changed so much in the past years it can't be taken seriously anymore

      • @Nwabuezeo

        only the popular definition of evolution changed and is not taken seriously. The Scientific definition still stands. But yeah, that does look like a serious display of dominance. He's all

        Look at me, i'm a boss.

      • NicK

        That video shows no indication that the gorilla is walking upright in an attempt to show dominance. It looks to be a pretty peaceful gathering of gorillas. Where have you heard that gorillas become submissive towards other gorillas that 'walk like humans'? That was a very weak attempt at dismissing the comment you replied to.

        Also, "has been refined" would be more appropriate than "has changed."

        • hMMMM

          Agree – I was thinking that he was doing that, emulating the humans he sees everyday. Probably likes the awed reaction of those who see him do it.

          Ya Ding Dongs

  • Tylrd67

    Pretty sure he's lighting a cig in #3

    • George Danger Cruz

      Like a BAWS

  • Chicago native

    Kinda looks like Michelle Obama

    • AnyoneForCoffee


      Shouldn't you be in school?

      • abipolarguy

        school for the blind

      • Chicago native

        You obviously are not from Chicago and seen first hand what the Obamas have done and are doing.

        • Brad

          Idiot. Please inform us of what Fox has told you've they've done…

        • @Nwabuezeo

          Wait, so… Because you do not like the president, his wife suddenly becomes a gorilla? That's real logic if I have ever seen it [/sarcasm]

    • Dude

      She isn't that pretty or stylish. Please stop insulting this kick ass gorilla.

      • abipolarguy

        two 8th graders on chive instead of school?

    • Jak

      Well played, sir, well played

      • abipolarguy

        make that THREE 8th graders on chive instead of school.

        when you become a man you will understand.

    • Negrodamas

      I knew there'd be at least one of these fucking comments.

    • Terry Burke

      don't insult the gorilla like that

  • Gorilz

    He walks like a man. A man that just took a giant dump.

  • dave

    I'd like to see him in the NFL, now that I'd tune in for.

    • George Danger Cruz

      there are already gorillas in the nfl.

  • Syn

    I think I married that first time around. Yeeech.

  • Sam

    What a pussy, I'll fight him.

  • Peter Griffin

    Ok, How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? THREE! One dirty stinking ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinking apes to through feces at each other!

  • Drew

    He should be named Cornelius.

  • Douglas

    His posture is a lot better than mine

  • Matticus

    The real title of this should be "Evolution: Suck it religion."

  • Richard

    I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's just Michael Clarke Duncan at the park.

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