A Midwestern Chivette. Meet Kalie (25 Photos)

Kalie has been one of our most loyal Chivettes over the past couple years. I've talked to her a few times and I don't know if I've met a sweeter girl. She's also one of our best submitters. Many of the photos you've seen in the DAR were supplied to me by Kalie. Nothing beats a sweetheart with a warped sense of humor in my opinion. I'll let Kalie take it from here...

Hey fellow chivers 🙂 Im Kalie and i (obviously) love the Chive. I'm 20 years-old and from a tiny town called Willard Ohio. I'm a student at Ohio State majoring in Forensic Psychology and I'm very passionate about what i study. I love photography and I spend a lot of my free time taking photos. I also love chocolate, baking, and pastries. If I'm honest, I'm very good at baking them (sammich requests welcome).

John asked me what my favorite film was. Fight Club. Hands down.
I'm kind of a nerd and love playing Left for Dead (not Dead Space. Those ads were too annoying, Chive). At the end of the day I love a good Mario Kart.

What else? The Ohio winters blow. I very much like my glasses, it's part of who I am I guess. Emo kids suck. Oh, and I have an amazing family.

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  • Mark

    I have to say, i was one of the haters yesterday. But any girl who called out the Chive for those terrible Dead Space ads, drinks the High Life, and is willing to share an ass like that is aces in my book. #2 #23

    • XOS

      same here..def changed my mind

      • The Real D. Nozzle


        • Catch


    • DaHoneyBadger

      y u play left 4 dead? y no COD? Haha just kidding, gotta love the gamer girls 😀

      • Nick

        Don't know many girls who could handle left 4 dead. Aaaaand she's hot. Props.

        • Justin Hall

          Kalie, post your Steam tag! I'll be able to die happy knowing that a girl with legs like that can kick-ass at L4D.

    • rdh014

      I was afraid…now I would glady go to whatever jail to get summat!

    • ROK

      its the champagne of beers it sez so right on the damn can.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd buttfuck her in the mouth

      • Justin Hall

        How dare you! She's a nice lady.

        Your language is offensive.

        • fibonacci5150

          hahahah ahhhhh that voice

      • Booya

        Laughing at this comment very hard.

    • LocTLA


    • Budi

      but is she single?????

    • Wilber


  • Jacob ringer

    I like her because she smiles #25

    • zzz

      I'll pass. Except for #23

    • Know's things

      I like her because she enjoys anal.

    • yoo

      i like her because KAPOW!!!! #23

  • Robert Paulson

    Favorite move is Fight Club? my gf's favorite movie is fucking 'Valentine's Day' FML #2

    • Steve Lee

      First rule about Valentine's day…

      • DaHoneyBadger

        never talk about Valentines day!

        • XVA

          Second rule about Valentine's day…

          • which one

            NEVER talk about Valentine's Day.

    • cats

      Pretty sure she's trying waaay to hard to not seem like a cookie-cutter blonde chick. Which she probably is.

  • Stanji

    oh yeah, nice bod!! #4

  • Steve Lee

    #23 admiral ackbar says, "It's a gap!"

    • FLHomesteader

      Laughing out loud at work, and had to try to explain this to people that don't get admiral ackbar, or a "gap".

      Thanks Steve…..

  • sully23

    #23. love the ass Kalie!

  • Mike

    if only there were more like her… a man can dream right

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, i'm in love. xD

  • mondooh

    Marry my girlfriend and I Kay!!!! we could use a blonde on our team =P

    • Mark Konior

      my girlfriend and me*

  • Gutterville

    Nice behind

  • Boyce

    Amazing Tush, and I'm a complete sucker for glasses. thumbs for glasses>>>>

  • marly

    #23 thanks for that

  • jason

    #23 daaaaaaamn!

  • Jak

    Nice ass!

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #23 – Thank you Kalie.

  • Dan

    #10 that is all.

  • frankly

    you know what i hate, it's people that say 'meh' for any reason. like her, don't like her (i do), but say something constructive. use your words.

    • McBeastie

      double meh.

      • mememe

        physical meh?

        • Dan

          mehta-physical meh

          • xxx

            no, man… it was a reference to double dare..
            you ruined it, are you happy now?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    # 23 I love the shot of your "gooch"……………… #15 sums it up.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      #23……..there's the GOOCH!!!

  • Anon

    nose piercing ruins a good thing

    • dean

      yup, remember i was at a bar once and some cute chick had one, she was drunk so she didn't notice the crusties on it. pretty gross mood killer right there. and if they have a nose stud, the end looks like a booger.

      she does have a nice ass, though, so she gets a seven out of ten, would be higher, but something about her nose is weird, aside from said piercing, and can't really tell what her boobs look like, push up bras can shape anything into any size.

      overall still doable, i'd buy that bitch a drink.

      • yoo

        bla bla bla bla bla bla bla… gay

        • Anonymous

          Hahaha, win

        • yoo

          there, i accused him of being gay. M I KEWL YET GUYZ??????

  • XOS

    i thought she was cute at first..then i seen #23 and now think shes sexy…seems very cool down to earth….i approve….. nice eyes also #8

  • SkiDaPark

    Always great to see a beautiful "real girl" who also loves the Chive and will post pics of her booty! Also love to see the smiles.

  • sensijoe

    gorgeously fantastic. #25 #15 #21

  • Anonymous

    I was also one of the haters yesterday, but I have seen the light… errr gap #23

  • Billy the Accountant

    Yo who the hell is the Paula girl who keeps posting comments and signing it kisses. and why is she not in the kitchen? and why havent we got any pics from her

    • Jak

      Because its a dude

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        *was a dude.

  • ire7ny

    #23 "Smack, Smack, Sugar Smack. Gimme a Smack and I'll Smack Ya Back!" -mayor west

  • movingtoohio

    #23 Zoiks

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