Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

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  • jordan

    #19 is one of the sexiest things i've ever seen

    • Paula

      Yeah seriously! That must be tomorrow's episode or something cuz I've seen them all and don't recall this.

      • kisses

        next episode of what show?

    • ROK

      i stopped at 19 for several minutes. i thought i was having a stroke!

    • Jak

      #35 Paula?

    • mick

      Dear Jordan, thank you for stealing Paula's first. You've earned internets +10 also thank you for not making the first comment a lame 'FIRST!!!'

    • mr. obvious

      You need to get out more.

  • gemmi

    #37 i laughed so hard my co-workers gave me the stink eye

  • OhYeah

    My anaconda don’t want none, unless you got buns, hun!

  • Mr. Awesomeness

    ha, ha.

    • Paula

      what a sad life you have.

      • Mr. Awesomeness

        wanna suck my cock?

        • Paula

          yes. I'd love to.

          • Mr. Awesomeness

            start by licking my taint, troll.

            • Paula

              You win.

          • Paula

            And then you can suck mine

            • Mr. Awesomeness


              • Paula

                yeah. I'm getting beat at my own game.

                • St.Christopher

                  I hope you know to swallow

                • Mr. Awesomeness

                  Hey, I can't help it if I'm the best cock sucker around!

                  • Paula

                    Thats not the real paula troll, he left out the kisses and he's not funny.


                    • Your Gardener

                      lets start signing everything just because

                      Your Gardener

  • St.Christopher

    Loser Biatch

  • Paula

    If anyone else gives me a thumb down, i will kill myself,


    • MigraineBoy


    • St.Christopher

      show us your tits.

    • Paula

      I'm sorry guys, I'll never do the kisses thingy again.


    • http://www.voiceonvoices.co.uk Pyp

      Suicide is pretty hard to get right…I know!

      Going by your posts I would say you are a bit too stupid to even open a bottle of juice never-mind tablets, nobody would let you buy a gun/knife and when you buy rope you use it as a belt.

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Have your mother post pics!

    • spence

      are you dead yet?

  • mark

    #42 Mila should have been number 1

    • bob


    • ROK

      mila should have taken the first two spots imo

    • Punani

      I would wear Mila Kunis' ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom nom!!!

      • Jessica Condrey

        why is blondie rated 1 ?
        girls like that are a dime a dozen…Mila is GORGEOUSxD

    • Tim

      Sophia Vergara was #3. I think she should have jumped to #1

      • tim

        I really didnn't do that right.

        • Phondo

          but funny

        • andysniper

          well you kinda got the jumped bit right.

    • Frank

      I'm not a huge Mila fan, but she deserves #1 over Blake. I for one did NOT vote high for Blake Lively. Blegh!

    • Paz

      she shouldn't have been on the list.

    • Shawn Chris

      Exactly, and Blake should have been #100 so we wouldn't have to see another picture of her sour-face. AskMen asked some dumb ass men.

    • ImpressMe

      Blake Lively is a no class ho…seriously…her acting cred is Glee??? Puh leeze

      • ritzcracker

        she's not even on that show…

    • Drunkula

      Disagree… #27 should be number 1

    • Libertariandude

      I actually like Blake. A lot. And I'm believing to think I'm the only one. Maybe because I grew up in a country with precious few skinny blondes.

      • Joel

        Was I the only one that thought it would be funny if Natalie Portman was instead of Blake Lively?

    • tendency

      i mean mila is awesome but i wouldn't mind if #46 's tits took the top spot either

    • Steve

      Damn rights!!!

      • Lau

        I'd fuck Mila

        • josh

          of course you would…..who wouldn't?

          • Lau

            Good point…well done

  • Random

    #46 – peekaboo

    • Phil

      I want to stick my face in that.

    • Jeremy

      Well done, Ethan.

      • RGH

        Holy Grail indeed!

    • amrith777

      *applauds* Well played,Sir!

    • Randy

      Ethan, you have nice tits… congrats!

    • JHL1

      Excellent job Ethan.
      Now that you know how to submit so that it gets posted keep em coming!

    • Chris

      This just made my day worthwhile.

      Ethan, "Like a Boss".B)

    • Dontaskdonttell

      I think you meant to say peekaBOOB

      • hohoho

        WHO IS SHE!!! i want to surprise boobsecchs her

        • Bruce Bonsai

          I think it might be Zuzana (not sure if spelled correct). Try looking up BodyrockTV or HollywoodTuna on Youtube

    • metalwest

      thanks for saving me a trip to pornhub

  • KiKo

    #3 to infinity and beyond!!

  • MattConlee

    #19, god i HATE close talkers

    • BloodScrubber

      But watching two women whisper closely always leads to a smiling mental picture. 🙂

  • parker

    If you're looking for the Holy Grail, Ethan, it's right here #19

    • Shaboing boing

      Meh…I'd much rather stare at a fine body and some nips then two chicks checkin each others breath! Go to a high school party..you can watch that shit happen all night!

    • Stanji

      no, he got it right #46

    • Tex

      Stared at this for 3 minutes, hoping it was a GIF

  • Fish Tacos

    #46 LOVE the NIPPLES

  • mailby



    • Gregory Nelson Courtney

      the opposite of hover hand?

      • aosux

        It's called "grabby hand" Lets get some of these pics going.

        • Zeus

          FUCK YEAH! "Grabby hand" posts!!!

          • your gardner

            i DEMAND a grabby hand post….

            Like a Boss,
            Your Gardner

      • Poot

        cover hand

        • yappers

          Like a Boss!

    • llama beans

      she looks like Eva Angelina

  • KiKo

    #16 in the name of all mankind, thanks a lot Arnie.

  • MigraineBoy

    #27 makes the pain go away.

    • Shaboing boing

      I beg to differ! My nutz are now blue and in some pain. She must tug harder and show me that nip to rid me of my pain

    • Eurynomus

      Emily Laser

  • Dorian

    Let's get a few thumbs for Bill Murray Day here #20

  • mali sapun

    #5 Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!

    • Craptacular9

      Not bad for a quadruped

  • Phildo

    #43. NO! They got it wrong!

  • Justin

    They did not get it right…

  • KMD

    was #37 a deleted farm seen from Spaceballs?

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #11 not a very good sport.
    #20 Legendary

    • El Dee

      #11 I love how he wrote it on a manila file folder

      • VampJenn

        he is super classy like that

      • Bordo

        And why is Sammy Sosa with him?

        • Jon

          Is Sammy wearing an Eastbay shirt? That takes me back…

        • Joel

          that's not sammy. sammy's white now. it's scary.

      • BobSugar

        scumbag steve is madbro. lolz

      • +blitz

        can we do something with his bodyguard?

    • Blake Boston

      he's such a douche, check out his twitter

      • Poot

        I'd rather not.

  • mark

    scumbag steve is funny as shit keep it up

  • Salaminizer

    #46 @Ethan, good work mate! Congratulations

  • roger

    #43 no, mila should be first, and blake should be somewhere at the bottom of the list.

  • VampJenn

    #42 they got it wrong! Mila Kunis is way hotter than Blake Lively! not to mention a way better actress.

    • Bordo

      They act too?

    • wasd

      thank god she dumped that ugly fuck Macaulay Culkin!!!

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