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Based on the fact that half the country is having a blizzard, I’m gonna say it’s gonna be six more weeks of winter. Happy Groundhog Day everybody.

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  • Ned

    Ned Ryerson!?!?!? Needle-nose Ned, Ned-the-Head!?!?!?

    • jimbo

      Bing!

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        " 'Cause I sure as heckfire remember you! "

    • This Guy

      watch outfor that first step its a doozy

    • Paula

      You're first! Yay! Fuck me in the butthole!!!

      Kisses,
      Paula

  • http://www.thechive.com Elbow

    #7 Don't drive angry.

    • Philo

      dang…beat me to it

    • Kyle

      Unquestionably the best line in the movie.

  • QWERTY

    CHIVE, WANT MOAR SCUMBAG STEVE. I AM NOT WITTY ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH GOOD ONES.

    • vladivostok

      MOAR SCUMBAG STEVE

  • midwestdouchebag

    #13 .. and not a single fuck was given that Groundhogs day.

  • grrr

    Mailing it in on this Wednesday morning I see..

  • Paula

    I want the Chives big cock in my ass.

    Kisses,
    Paula

    • Phil

      Bahaha! Paula impersonator ftw

      • Poot

        Who says its an impersonator?

    • Paula

      BAAA HAAA HAA HAA HAAA! Love it. Everyone should post comments as Paula today.

      Kisses,
      Paula

      • bud

        someone told me you had VD laced kisses. im worried commenting this close to you

  • aosux

    "It's a doozie!"

  • KGD

    BING!

  • yoo

    bill fucking murray, man… bill fucking murray

    • yoo f'ing hoo

      wow – original post. haven't seen anyone say that on the Chive before.

  • Shubie Sam

    u got the caption wrong….if it is cloudy when a groundhog pokes out of its burrow, it will leave the burrow, signifying that winter will soon end.
    If it is sunny, the groundhog will see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and winter will continue for six more weeks.

    Storms everywhere, cloudy Gh Day, spring soon!

  • Phil

    #2 hey fuck off I'm sleeping here!

  • Diana Santos

    #9 sweet ^_^

    • Giddy Up

      Your ass looks sweet in that photo

  • Dan

    One of my favorite movies, and it's on all day!

    • Logic76

      I was stoned when I saw this movie in the theater and laughed hysterically. Pretty annoying for the people around me but a win for me.

  • frypod

    #7 Side of your eye. Side of your eye.

  • Catence

    #11 makes me happy. haha

  • V4Vendetta14

    #15, Bing!!!

  • TANGO

    #10 – best breakfast ever!

  • Paula

    Yikes, I forgot I had that tampon up there. That smells horrible.

    Kisses,
    Paula

  • Paula

    I pooped my pants.

    Kisses
    Paula

    • Skid Marxist

      If only you were really a girl, that would be interesting…rumor has it you ain't…

  • Bill

    #7 – That's not bad for a quadruped.

    • BobNoel

      Don't drive angry!

  • Resonance

    wheres the dramatic look groundhog?!!

  • Jonathan Hobbs

    Enter text right here!

  • Kisses Paula

    I have nothing to say

    Kisses
    Paula

    • SweetAwesomeness

      please keep it that way

  • http://twitter.com/Dishwater @Dishwater

    bah, Punxy is full of a bunch of weirdos. yes it is true. then again I am a bit biased coming from DuBois and Punxy being our rivals in football and such

  • alibaba

    Most of these are prairie dogs….

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