Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • Dave

    #48 Thank you very much, cutie, I needed that today

    • pokemaster

      I choose you :)

    • Ulicqel


    • A.J.

      is that a pokemon bra?!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        "gotta motorboat them all"

      • DoctorFoots

        As if the picture wasn't awesome enough. Pokebra. Yes.

        • Bryan

          The Pokebra just made my day so much better.

    • Dr. Epic

      Wait a minute.. are those pokeballs?

      • 50-50

        No…they're Pokeboobs

    • Gecko


      • Mr. Mean


        See what I did there?

    • OwnerOfYou

      Chivette Of The Week.

    • Mr. Mean

      Aweeeee, poor Dave. I am 99.9% positive you are, nor ever will be awsome.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        Troll fail.

    • Ash Ketchum

      hey misty, your still looking good we should go train together sometime

      • lol


    • DaHoneyBadger

      she could train my pokeballs anytime!

  • red


  • Nielsen

    #30 couple thumbs for Ashley Ann Vickers as our Chivette 'o the week —->

    • Veritas

      Anyone else think her face looks a little jaundice?

      • joey

        Please, She can get it. Bitter, you're a cute girl, only thing that would make it better was if you had anything packers related :)

    • Just Saying

      Chivette of the week should be a real Chivette who submits pics to the chive on her own accord. Not a sermon, just a thought.

      • bitterchivette

        fucking thank you!
        chive, it is bullshit that you would nominate some random girl who had never even heard of you when there are thousands of hot girls who adore this site and would kill for that honor.
        myself being one.

        • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

          any chivette deserves to be chivette of the week over any celebrity status. theChive is here to make chivettes famous!

        • Jimmy

          submit them pics have john post a few we'll vote ya in!!!!

          • notbitteranymore

            got my fingers crossed i'll make sexy chivers tomorrow :)

        • http://www.facebook.com/King373 Ben King

          How about you both get a post?

    • Jeremy

      The yays have it. Motion carried.

      • Rquiem

        C-mon people, theres love for all woman here….. Just poast a big bag off pics of both of you!

        As for Bitter Chivette, post us a link will ya, curious about you now ^^

    • Naz1962

      works for me!

  • Random

    #17 – dear lord

    • Eurynomus

      Danica Thrall

    • Punani

      I would wear her ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom!!!

    • DaHoneyBadger

      if the lord looked that good, maybe i would show up at church!

    • James Fehler

      Has anyone seen the couch and what is looks like she is stepping on? I see 3 sets of lips in the picture.. sorry, had to mention it. James

  • BlindDate

    So… which one did you say was the tall one again? #3

    • JDB

      I think she looks cute. I would climb up and down that.

  • Del

    #12 Scumbag Steve is gay too?

    • nucking futs

      Caption this crap!

    • matt

      he's fly in his scooby doo drawers

    • Punani

      Scumbag Steve wears his pants like a fresh fish in prison looking for protection.

  • Dan

    I love DAR.

  • parker

    #12 is Scumbag Steve… wearing Scooby Doo underwear?

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      Scooby Dooby Scumbag Steve

  • Kjell King


  • Strychnine

    #43 Hell yeah! she's so yummy

    • Shaboing boing

      Hot, but SI has certainly set the bar much higher than where she comes in at. She is just the ginger Token for them ya know

    • obvi


    • Jimmy

      look at that face, it's terrible imo.

    • MigraineBoy

      She looks like Skeletor…Seriously.

      • Mr. Mean

        So your saying, she looks like an over muscular man with a skull for a head?



        • alister

          epic win

    • BobSugar

      keep scrolling until it's the neck down, and it's perfection.

      • sofaking

        Definitely a butter face.

      • TheChipification

        It looks like she has a mustache.

      • BobSugar ur smart

        exactly what i did

    • Shitfaced

      #43 – Do not want. She looks like she has Downs Syndrome.

      • DaHoneyBadger

        if by that you mean she is compelled to do down on people, then YESSSSSSS!

      • ranD

        the only thing i see is a smoken hot redhead that none of you haters have a chance with. STOP HATING!!!!! if she knocked on your door, you'd all nut your pants before you could muster up a "hello there"

        • PWNT

          If she strolled up to my door I'd tell her my wife is 10x hotter with bigger cans and she doesn't look like a sick dog in a red wig.

      • mailbox47

        Anyone know her name?

    • The Grizz

      She's the definition of a butterface.

      • socket2me

        faces of meth

    • red bird

      she looks like she has a Pedro stash going on

    • Teev

      That was a real question?!!


    #19 – he wants to bang you. You'll get an A if you perform well

    • tag

      I hope there is more of her on Friday

    • Nude Professor

      For a minute there I thought you said "nude professor…" Awkward.

    • Stevo

      Definitely, well whored young one, well whored.

  • I am Name

    #32, I couldn't help myself. I had to look behind me. It's position under #31 is perfect. As usual Chive, well done.

    • Scortch

      Pretty sure they did that on purpose

      • andy

        over/under on the number of submissions with "Chive win" shopped over those two photos in the next 24 hours: 99.5

        I'll take the over

    • V4Vendetta14

      I'd love to see #31 actually play out…

      • Sarcastic Guy

        Ya because you'd rather see human death than animal death. That's great lets save all the bears and kill all the hunters why didn't anyone think of this before?

        • V4Vendetta14

          First of all, I'm an NRA/pro-hunting guy. But the picture was ironic. Two hunters posing for their prize kill, being hunted by a pissed off mama bear. I believe in survival of the fittest (and smartest). The moral of the story was don't celebrate too soon, you are still in the middle of the woods.

  • Shaboing boing

    look through pics as quick as possible and make comment so I can be on front page. BAM!

    • Scumbag Steve

      Contribute nothing useful to the front page, knock funny comments to second – less visited page.

      • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

        reply to someone on the first page to make reading of my comment more popular

        • Paula

          Have no life so have to troll on a populair site.


  • Punani

    I would wear her ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom!!!

    • Mr. Mean

      Ahhh yes, the Douche is strong in this one.



    MOAAAR #17

    • The Internet

      Danica Thrall. The search function is your friend, but she pretty much wins at everything forever.

  • schwartzensteinberg

    i wouldn't get too excited…hell, lumberg fucked her

    • Benjiman

      Bill Lumberg?

      • chiver79

        their children would have hooves.

  • WTFever

    At least it doesn't say "Paula"

    • Kjell King


    • Stewball


    • mick

      I lol'd so hard at your comment

    • Shitfaced

      I see what you did there.

    • asdfg

      didn't understand thing about paula

      can someone explain?

      i am embarrased that i had to ask haha

      • Shitfaced

        Paula's a troll. Read the comments for the next few days – you'll see her (his) work first hand.

        • (>^_^)>


    • Paula

      Hey! I have feelings too you know!
      …Ok, they're feelings for my cousin, but they're feelings nonetheless


  • HooooooKid

    Making mom proud… like a boss #29

    • mackin

      I'm especially amused by his ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) patch.

  • John

    Just a quick note to the Chivers,

    Over the past couple days you might have seen 'Comment deleted by administrator' more than usual. We don't delete comments here at the CHIVE. I think people should say whatever they want – even that Paula jackass (though that is getting annoying).
    Anyway, it was a technical issue with our comment system that has been fixed. You shouldn't see it as much anymore unless you're spamming, using the N word, or being a complete ass hat.

    Chive On, guys and gals

    • fenster

      are you a real person?

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        I never use the word NATHAN!!! Even when I'm eating Nathan's Originals…….(that was rather ass hattery of myself!)

    • Paula


    • SweetAwesomeness

      thumbs for John still sending Paula's ass to hell in fiery inferno and block her ass!!!

      • John


    • bubblerider86

      okay good story…but i don't think any of us would mind if Paula's comments suddenly "dissappeared" ;)

      • Mmmmmhmmm

        And I, for one, wouldn't mind if you appeared… in my bedroom… naked….

    • Trent

      Comment deleted by administrator.

    • NOUU


      • Jules

        Paula btch takes the cake…you FAIL!

    • Paula

      Hey! I have feelings too you know!
      …Ok, they're feelings for my cousin, but they're feelings nonetheless.


  • Sitch

    Future community college dropouts #20

    • Shaboing boing

      Dont be so nice. No way in hell they are even making it through High School.
      Parents like this should be sterilized!

      • Yeah....

        They're kids… dressed up for Halloween. Lighten up.

        • Shaboing boing

          "lighten up"??
          SUCK MY BALLS!!
          There is no place for comment police on The Chive, sir!
          Just cuz you dressed your kids in the same outfits last Halloween doesnt mean you have to ruin our fun!

          • Huh?

            Wait… what? Slow down on the meth.

            • Meth is not awesome

              Huh…wait…what? who? huh? Whaaaaat? who ha whata who…wait…whooooo. Meth

              • kaveman4130

                smoke meth !!!!!

    • Jimmy

      I just don't understand how anyone could really find this show entertaining at all. It's a complete shit hole of a show.

    • Canuck

      college isnt in their future…but pedobear im sure is

    • MTV

      they future jersey shore cast, watch out for the situation jr.

      • This Guy

        im sure thats what all the girls in the jersey shore house say

    • V4Vendetta14

      Better safe than sorry. Start them on Valtrax now.

      • HANK

        Oh I see so V never actually was for Vendetta was it? It is for Valtrax your D.O.C.

        • V4Vendetta14

          Well played;)

  • Brother Maynard

    #17 Oh wow.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      anyone know who she is?

      • biscuit

        Danica Thrall

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #19 don't be surprised when your D- suddenly gets bumped up to an A+ next quarter

    • Shaboing boing

      Ha haaa…be ready to earn some "extra credit"
      Mom: "I didn't even know a 4.1 was possible, your so smart!"

      • Poot

        I get the joke you're trying to make, but it is possible to get over a 4.0 (without "special favors" to the teachers)

        • WOOP WOOP

          NERD ALERT!

        • Rquiem

          I think that's kinda the point………. you know, jokes work better when not explained :P

      • JHL1

        Yo Momma so stupid….

  • Shawn35

    #12, WTF?

  • Fish stick


  • RiKo

    #41 Steve Buscemi, one of the coolest guys on earth B)

    • TiminPhx

      And a former NYFP firefighter who when to his old Engine Company after 911 and pitched in for days after.

      • Chris M

        Hell yeah! Thanks for sharing that. He just got a shit load more cool points from me.

    • Brah

      That's from Ghost World, one of my favorite movies.

      It also has Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson, for all you guys.

    • Naz1962

      Fuck yeah! Thumbs UP on that!

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