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Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

February 3, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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Dave

#48 Thank you very much, cutie, I needed that today

A.J.

is that a pokemon bra?!

SweetAwesomeness

"gotta motorboat them all"
DoctorFoots

As if the picture wasn't awesome enough. Pokebra. Yes.

Bryan

The Pokebra just made my day so much better.

Dr. Epic

Wait a minute.. are those pokeballs?

50-50

No…they're Pokeboobs

Gecko

…dahm

Mr. Mean

da'ouche

See what I did there?

OwnerOfYou

Chivette Of The Week.
Mr. Mean

Aweeeee, poor Dave. I am 99.9% positive you are, nor ever will be awsome.

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Troll fail.

Ash Ketchum

hey misty, your still looking good we should go train together sometime

lol

Hil-arious!

DaHoneyBadger

she could train my pokeballs anytime!
pokemaster

I choose you
Ulicqel

moar!

red

BLOCKED!
Nielsen

#30 couple thumbs for Ashley Ann Vickers as our Chivette 'o the week —->

Just Saying

Chivette of the week should be a real Chivette who submits pics to the chive on her own accord. Not a sermon, just a thought.

bitterchivette

fucking thank you!
chive, it is bullshit that you would nominate some random girl who had never even heard of you when there are thousands of hot girls who adore this site and would kill for that honor.
myself being one.

Jimmy

submit them pics have john post a few we'll vote ya in!!!!

notbitteranymore

got my fingers crossed i'll make sexy chivers tomorrow

http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

any chivette deserves to be chivette of the week over any celebrity status. theChive is here to make chivettes famous!
http://www.facebook.com/King373 Ben King

How about you both get a post?

Jeremy

The yays have it. Motion carried.

Rquiem

C-mon people, theres love for all woman here….. Just poast a big bag off pics of both of you!

As for Bitter Chivette, post us a link will ya, curious about you now ^^

bitterchivette

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs115…

The Dood

We better see more of this girl tomorrow. That is all.

EyeGuy

I'll second that motion!

Veritas

Anyone else think her face looks a little jaundice?

joey

Please, She can get it. Bitter, you're a cute girl, only thing that would make it better was if you had anything packers related

Naz1962

works for me!

Random

#17 – dear lord

Punani

I would wear her ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom!!!
DaHoneyBadger

if the lord looked that good, maybe i would show up at church!
Eurynomus

Danica Thrall
James Fehler

Has anyone seen the couch and what is looks like she is stepping on? I see 3 sets of lips in the picture.. sorry, had to mention it. James

BlindDate

So… which one did you say was the tall one again? #3

JDB

I think she looks cute. I would climb up and down that.

Del

#12 Scumbag Steve is gay too?

Punani

Scumbag Steve wears his pants like a fresh fish in prison looking for protection.

TANGO

Someone should shop them holding a couple of purses. Is that not what they are pretending to do?

Poot

Genius!

Steeb

lol your comment reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hXdXhswrI

matt

he's fly in his scooby doo drawers
nucking futs

Caption this crap!

Dan

I love DAR.
parker

#12 is Scumbag Steve… wearing Scooby Doo underwear?

Ravienne_Cullen

Scooby Dooby Scumbag Steve

Kjell King

DARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Strychnine

#43 Hell yeah! she's so yummy

Shaboing boing

Hot, but SI has certainly set the bar much higher than where she comes in at. She is just the ginger Token for them ya know
obvi

false.
Jimmy

look at that face, it's terrible imo.
MigraineBoy

She looks like Skeletor…Seriously.

Mr. Mean

So your saying, she looks like an over muscular man with a skull for a head?

YESSSSSSS!

Dumbass

alister

epic win

BobSugar

keep scrolling until it's the neck down, and it's perfection.

TheChipification

It looks like she has a mustache.
BobSugar ur smart

exactly what i did
sofaking

Definitely a butter face.

Shitfaced

#43 – Do not want. She looks like she has Downs Syndrome.

DaHoneyBadger

if by that you mean she is compelled to do down on people, then YESSSSSSS!
ranD

the only thing i see is a smoken hot redhead that none of you haters have a chance with. STOP HATING!!!!! if she knocked on your door, you'd all nut your pants before you could muster up a "hello there"

PWNT

If she strolled up to my door I'd tell her my wife is 10x hotter with bigger cans and she doesn't look like a sick dog in a red wig.

mailbox47

Anyone know her name?

The Grizz

She's the definition of a butterface.

socket2me

faces of meth

red bird

she looks like she has a Pedro stash going on
Teev

That was a real question?!!

HHHMMMMM

#19 – he wants to bang you. You'll get an A if you perform well

tag

I hope there is more of her on Friday
Nude Professor

For a minute there I thought you said "nude professor…" Awkward.
Stevo

Definitely, well whored young one, well whored.

I am Name

#32, I couldn't help myself. I had to look behind me. It's position under #31 is perfect. As usual Chive, well done.

Scortch

Pretty sure they did that on purpose

andy

over/under on the number of submissions with "Chive win" shopped over those two photos in the next 24 hours: 99.5

I'll take the over

V4Vendetta14

I'd love to see #31 actually play out…

Sarcastic Guy

Ya because you'd rather see human death than animal death. That's great lets save all the bears and kill all the hunters why didn't anyone think of this before?

V4Vendetta14

First of all, I'm an NRA/pro-hunting guy. But the picture was ironic. Two hunters posing for their prize kill, being hunted by a pissed off mama bear. I believe in survival of the fittest (and smartest). The moral of the story was don't celebrate too soon, you are still in the middle of the woods.

Shaboing boing

look through pics as quick as possible and make comment so I can be on front page. BAM!

Scumbag Steve

Contribute nothing useful to the front page, knock funny comments to second – less visited page.

http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

reply to someone on the first page to make reading of my comment more popular

Paula

Have no life so have to troll on a populair site.

Hugs,
Paula

Punani

I would wear her ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom!!!

Mr. Mean

Ahhh yes, the Douche is strong in this one.

Dumbass

QWERTY

MOAAAR #17

The Internet

Danica Thrall. The search function is your friend, but she pretty much wins at everything forever.

schwartzensteinberg

i wouldn't get too excited…hell, lumberg fucked her

Benjiman

Bill Lumberg?

chiver79

their children would have hooves.

WTFever

#42
At least it doesn't say "Paula"

Kjell King

WIN!
Stewball

Perfect!
mick

I lol'd so hard at your comment
Shitfaced

I see what you did there.
asdfg

didn't understand thing about paula

can someone explain?

i am embarrased that i had to ask haha

Shitfaced

Paula's a troll. Read the comments for the next few days – you'll see her (his) work first hand.

(>^_^)>

*its

Paula

Hey! I have feelings too you know!
…Ok, they're feelings for my cousin, but they're feelings nonetheless

Hugs,
Paula

HooooooKid

Making mom proud… like a boss #29

mackin

I'm especially amused by his ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) patch.

John

Just a quick note to the Chivers,

Over the past couple days you might have seen 'Comment deleted by administrator' more than usual. We don't delete comments here at the CHIVE. I think people should say whatever they want – even that Paula jackass (though that is getting annoying).
Anyway, it was a technical issue with our comment system that has been fixed. You shouldn't see it as much anymore unless you're spamming, using the N word, or being a complete ass hat.

Chive On, guys and gals

fenster

are you a real person?

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I never use the word NATHAN!!! Even when I'm eating Nathan's Originals…….(that was rather ass hattery of myself!)

Paula

Kisses,
John
SweetAwesomeness

thumbs for John still sending Paula's ass to hell in fiery inferno and block her ass!!!

John

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bubblerider86

okay good story…but i don't think any of us would mind if Paula's comments suddenly "dissappeared"

Mmmmmhmmm

And I, for one, wouldn't mind if you appeared… in my bedroom… naked….

Trent

Comment deleted by administrator.
NOUU

FUNNY, FIRST YOU SAY THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY WHATEVER THAY WANT THEN YOU PUT RESTRICTIONS ON WHAT THEY CAN SAY….MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND AND BY THE WAY I'M FAR MORE OF AN ASSHAT THAN PAULA OR WHOEVER..

Jules

Paula btch takes the cake…you FAIL!

Paula

Hey! I have feelings too you know!
…Ok, they're feelings for my cousin, but they're feelings nonetheless.

Hugs,
Paula

Sitch

Future community college dropouts #20

Shaboing boing

Dont be so nice. No way in hell they are even making it through High School.
Parents like this should be sterilized!

Yeah….

They're kids… dressed up for Halloween. Lighten up.

Shaboing boing

"lighten up"??
SUCK MY BALLS!!
There is no place for comment police on The Chive, sir!
Just cuz you dressed your kids in the same outfits last Halloween doesnt mean you have to ruin our fun!

Huh?

Wait… what? Slow down on the meth.

Meth is not awesome

Huh…wait…what? who? huh? Whaaaaat? who ha whata who…wait…whooooo. Meth

kaveman4130

smoke meth !!!!!

Jimmy

I just don't understand how anyone could really find this show entertaining at all. It's a complete shit hole of a show.
Canuck

college isnt in their future…but pedobear im sure is
MTV

they future jersey shore cast, watch out for the situation jr.

This Guy

im sure thats what all the girls in the jersey shore house say

V4Vendetta14

Better safe than sorry. Start them on Valtrax now.

HANK

Oh I see so V never actually was for Vendetta was it? It is for Valtrax your D.O.C.

V4Vendetta14

Well played;)

Brother Maynard

#17 Oh wow.

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

anyone know who she is?

biscuit

Danica Thrall

SweetAwesomeness

#19 don't be surprised when your D- suddenly gets bumped up to an A+ next quarter

Shaboing boing

Ha haaa…be ready to earn some "extra credit"
Mom: "I didn't even know a 4.1 was possible, your so smart!"

Poot

I get the joke you're trying to make, but it is possible to get over a 4.0 (without "special favors" to the teachers)

WOOP WOOP

NERD ALERT!
Rquiem

I think that's kinda the point………. you know, jokes work better when not explained

JHL1

Yo Momma so stupid….

Shawn35

#12, WTF?
Fish stick

khddasfsf
RiKo

#41 Steve Buscemi, one of the coolest guys on earth B)

TiminPhx

And a former NYFP firefighter who when to his old Engine Company after 911 and pitched in for days after.

Chris M

Hell yeah! Thanks for sharing that. He just got a shit load more cool points from me.

Brah

That's from Ghost World, one of my favorite movies.

It also has Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson, for all you guys.
Naz1962

Fuck yeah! Thumbs UP on that!

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