Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • somethingcreative


    • dick


      • abipolarguy


    • guest


    • aszkebar


    • error404

      Spelling it wrong doesn't make you any less of a Douche,perhaps slightly more of a douche

    • Dave


  • Anakrusix

    #22 – lmao!

    • GWB


    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      He totally meant to do that.

  • John

    … lets just stick with the Daily Afternoon Randomness, chive

    • Anakrusix

      No… But we do need a Daily Morning Randomness, Daily Mid-day Randomness, Daily Afternoon Randomness, Daily Snack Time Randomness and a Daily Night Randomness. And Maybe a Daily Saturday/Sunday Randomness.

      • Eddie


    • Feeder of Trolls

      You obviously haven't been with us for very long. We used to get Daily Morning Randomness every day here at theChive. The Daily Afternoon Randomness was just a special treat! So, take your crappy opinion and go somewhere else.

      • Alfred

        i actually was here when there was the Daily Morning Randomness and it was great, i would welcome it back with open arms. i just hope this daily morning awesomeness doesn't start to be a regular thing, if this morning's post was any indication of what it would be like. But the DAR, thats a while different story. i live for that

      • racistsmurfisntfunny

        i always wondered why they got rid of this… i us to live on dmr

    • bowhuntpa

      you would rather see the life of an 18 year old model instead of morning awesomeness??

  • Paula

    I'm so very sorry for upsetting you guys, I promise I won't do the kisses thing again.


    • Alfred

      I liked that you gave kisses to everyone so willingly, Paula. But it is nice that you are considering everyone's feelings. Let me motorboat your jugs ❤

      • Paula

        You're welcome to motorboat my C cup, but please do realize I'm actually a guy.


        • Summer


          • Paula

            I think it's only fair to warn Alfred that he may expect to get some hair stuck between his teeth, right?


        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

          LOL Ive been saying its really paul for weeks now…

          • ranD

            the ORIGINAL PAULA had a link to a website…. not anymore. so they are all copies… i sorta want the "real" paula back… at least yyou got a link to a sweet gallery of pics…

    • Shitfaced

      I, for one, like the new trolling Paula. Keep it up, it's good for a laugh.

      • Shakey the Moyle

        I think so too! Paula is the new Rick rolled!

  • painsley

    feels like drunken all nighter,…..i approve!

  • Tyler

    This made my morning while working on a lab due in 4 hours

  • moulder

    #17 anal probe

    • Tyler

      Guess that shoots a hole in her "abduction" story

      • CalculatedRisk

        You said "shoots" and "hole"

    • dude1

      everyone knows asgards got it going on

      • Thor

        Thats Ass-Gards to you human meat sack.

  • Xoniq

    “Moring” awesomeness indeed.


    hehehe…. lunch! #12

    • http://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

      Put a bag on that bitch first. I can admit when a girl is hot, but something is wrong with her face. Too much make up doesn't hide the fact that she's a butterface.

  • dudi

    #3 So you think a gay guy trying to sexually force himself on some shark is awesome. Good for you!

    • Anakrusix

      Dude… he's wrestling…

      • EdxVen

        i.e. sexually forcing himself on something

    • David_Flores

      It's Haggar piledriving a shark. Haggar by himself is awesome. Haggar + Shark Piledriver = more awesome. If you don't know Haggar, you won't understand.

      • Mrs. Goose

        That's what we here at the chive call a joke. From now on people will make sure they state if they are joking now. Just for you. There now don't you feel special? get a life. Oh by the way…last sentence….NOT a joke.

        Happy Chiving

        • David_Flores

          I'm not an active commenter, but I've been a Chiver for a while. I think you might be misunderstanding what a joke is. Jokes are supposed to be funny. trolling != joking, trolling == annoying. The Chive deserves better.
          But thanks, next time I need someone to give me some pointless information, I'll know who to come to.

          • wintercoat

            dudi joking that Haggar is raping a shark is funny. You acting like an ass and calling someone making a joke you don't like a troll is annoying.

            And yes, I do find Haggar making a shark his bitch awesome.

          • David Flores

            You're a pathetic worthless arrogant piece of shit. You obviously have no sense of humour and are retarded.
            It wasn't pointless information, it was information you required because you, along with 50 other cunts were too stupid to see that it was a joke. Although a lot of the faggots that go on this site probably think wrestling is real and took offence to him comparing it to an act of fucking.

  • Teach

    Morning is spelled wrong

  • http://twitter.com/omgyotweets @omgyotweets

    Thanks for the morning awesomeness. Here's some morning not awesomeness – http://www.omgyo.com/chicago-lake-shore-drive-bli

  • V.A.

    #4: Brilliant.
    #8: A hotrod I'd love to have.
    And Chive… 'Moring'?

    • Geoff

      Moring: to do more as in:

      "i am not moring my work effort by going on thechive.com"

      • Geoff is an idiot.

        Moron: to be Geoff as in:

        "Saying things like "Moring: to do more as in:

        "i am not moring my work effort by going on thechive.com""

  • tommybhoy

    #7 both thinking…'I'd hit that!'

  • mali sapun

    i think parent #12 and parent #2 should meet

    • Joel

      Who says they haven't already?

  • abipolarguy

    #12 "got milk?" (must resist urges to post the obvious, but failing)

  • RiKo

    #20 love it. really cool

  • http://twitter.com/Gamle_Eirik @Gamle_Eirik

    DMA; is this going to be a new tradition?

    • Anakrusix

      Better be

    • (>^_^)>

      I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be until I saw the bitchin' helicopter. #8 Now it had better be.

  • Numa

    #12 Om nom nom nom

  • john dory

    #7 mmmmmmmmm

  • error404

    A welcome return to Morning Randomness

  • Peter Griffin

    #1 Ever been so angry you tried to shit as pigeon?

    Im a big fan of Daily MORING awesomeness

    • Meg

      a*….grammar nazi fail

      • Chris

        Meg don't make me fart in your face again…..

        • Stewie

          She needs to get laid, big time.

          • Brian


        • Herbert

          Hey Chris, why don't you come over here. I got a lollipop in my pocket for you!

  • oskar

    #17 She looks fake.

    • BloodScrubber

      Star Trek cut scenes….Afterdark.

  • born to booze

    #14 what the fuck was that, what the fuck is this

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