Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (33 Photos)

  • MasonGWebbington

    #16, moar please

    • Jacob

      wowowowow yes please

    • batwing

      She Doesn't look real..

    • naked

      PLEASE for the love of all things beautiful in the world…MOAR!!!!

      That has to be one of the most beautiful women i've seen in at least 2-3 weeks on the Chive.

      Keep up the good work!

    • Ulicqel


    • Kid Diz

      Look up Vanessa Lake on Deviantart. She has a lot of pictures up there.

      Wears a lot of latex…

    • Jak

      yeah, i'd let her gargle my man gravy……

    • RGH

      #15 and #16 … a great combo, but not in that particular order.

    • Indy Girl

      I'm obviously not seeing what you're seeing because #16 is SNOW…and we don't want MOAR of it here.

      • Lau

        In keeping in spirit with the Super Bowl, Chive faked breasts and went snow. 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/wkfoster William Karl Foster

      #22 What's a verdice?

  • Rickity Cricket

    zomg #3

    • nicholas

      YES! i summited this pic. LOVE Katy!!

    • LukeSkywalker

      And she's where she's supposed to be!

  • hmmm

    fuck DMB

    • DMB Sucks

      Thank you. I'm not the only one!

    • nnn


    • BaJezzus

      Look everyone! 3 total DBags that are too young to have a decent appreciation for good music. How many hits have you three written? what's that?….none? yeah that's what I thought. Go back to listening to your Hanson and Justin Bieber. I'm sure there's a Pink concert you're supposed to be trollin' for tickets right about now.

      • andy

        Since you have such a mancrush on DMB, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're a fan of the musical tragedy known as Kings of Leon

      • Elton John

        DMB sucks my nuts.

      • Brian

        Chive. No more Dave Matthews. Ever.

      • Anonymous

        I've written a few hits, actually. How about you?

      • DCL

        First of all, you argue like an 8 year old. What does it matter whether or not they have written any hits? Does that make them unable to determine whether they like a song or not? And if so, have you written any? Because if you haven't, then how would you know what good music is? If, of course, the ability to judge music is based on whether or not you've written a song.
        And second of all, has the Dave Matthews Band even had any hits? They're kind of like Kardashians. They're famous for…some reason. Who even listens to them? Besides you, of course. You who have written oh so many hit songs and understand their greatness.
        OH I think I answered my own question. Since the ability to judge good music is based in your song-writing ability, they're famous because all of the talented song-writers appreciate them, but us mere mortals, us with no song-writing abilities, cannot appreciate the songs. Now I see.

      • Adam

        The Backstreet Boys had a lot of hits too.

        Just sayin'.

    • fliplover

      I'm 48. I've lived through disco, hair metal, and other atrocious musical trends. I have a great appreciation for good music, and the crap DMB plays is not even close to good music. I would rather listen to Donna Summer, Pet Shop Boys, or even the Muzak version of Stairway to Heaven than anything from Dave Matthews. In fact, the only people I know who like him are high school and college kids who aren't old enough to appreciate good music. Don't get me started on the tools who pretend to like them trying to get laid…pathetic!

      • hMMMM

        DMB RULES. Find 5 musicians in the industry today that actually know how to read sheet music, know their music theory and plays together using MUSIC. Don't talk about fucking music when you bitches stare at a sheet with black dots and lines and have no idea what it means.

        From a skill point, DMB will hang with anyone on any given instrument, and will probably shit on them. I agree the music fell off, but go back to Under the Table and Crash and tell me those albums aren't CRACK.

        Fuck all the haters…there's a reason why DMB OWNS the live show circuit.

  • zdrake13

    #21 i dont care how big of an asshole he is, charlie sheen is the man

    • Tyrone Biggums

      How did he manage to think that up in between hits of crack? … Genius.

    • Unknown

      Agreed. For some reason, I read this in the Dos Equis guy's voice with an accent and all. Where the bitches though?

      • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

        "I don't always get into melodramatic bullshit, but when I do, I'm ashamed of the rest of you for paying attention."

    • Calaman012

      He's doing what everyone of us would do if we had his money. Keep it up Charlie.

      • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

        Fuck yeah exactly!!

    • northerner

      I don't agree. What he said there is tragically true. Society and the culture we've hatched is depraved and sick. We are condemned by what we laugh at (puke disguised as comedy) and what we think is worth our repeated attention by causing paparazzi photo pukes to snap and market for us to buy. Very sad commentary on our collective mental states.

      • Southerner

        Damn Yankees

  • jason

    AWWW #5

    • Its me

      This is the best picture of the week

    • northerner

      Major AWWWWWW!

  • daddyfatsak

    Dave Matthews is doo doo.

    • Just Saying

      He was good in the very early days (early 90's playing at UVA in Charlottesville) – but like all things that get popular they lose something – except the Chive (I Hope)

    • Scott

      Paula, I think I love You. You're the first woman with good music taste that I've read about in a while. Please keep up God's work!

  • ????

    am i the only one who doesn't see the ads? if so than don't change anything i don't mind at all.

    • Heed

      I don't see em either. Don't know if its Canada or Safari. Don't care either

    • Pusher

      Adblock plus for fire Firefox works.

      • toughlove

        A thousdand times this ^ . If you can't be bothered to take the 5 minutes to customize your internet settings, or pick something other than the mediocrity that is Internet Explorer, then you deserve what you get.

        Harsh but true.

        • http://twitter.com/24gino @24gino

          well I am on explorer and the pics are full screen and no ads

  • Random

    #9 + #32 needs to be photoshopped together

    • Adam S.

      #9 is already 'shopped to hell; just look at that panty line; terrible work

      • JJS

        I knew something looked funky with that pic…just couldn't put my finger on it..

        • granddad


          • New Guy

            I don't understand how can you tell it's been shopped or not?

    • BobSugar

      black swan that shit… good work soldier!

  • Bryan Barbeau

    #30…. that is just sad. He wasn't a big part of growing up, he was a big part of getting some on a Friday night with a drunk sorority girl.

    • Kile

      I don't even know who that is. I assume that's for the best.

      • Justin Hall

        "I don't even know who that is. I assume that's for the best. "

        Holy Fuck I'm old.

        • 7IM

          Yea but who is that?

          • Rusty

            I saw it, my first thought was that in the next season of Entourage, Ari must learn to play guitar.

            Then I remembered back to, like 6 years ago when apparently someone was still in the grips of childhood and remembered that even back then Dave Matthews sucked.

    • JPC

      "Oh man, Dave's songs spoke to my soul. I would have never made it through my teenage years without his brilliance."

      – Drunk Sorority Girl/ Chiver who sent in that picture.

      What's next, John Mayer in HQ?

    • comic book guy


      • Looters

        Coming from someone who calls himself "comic book guy" ….. ironic.

        • Ron

          Not ironic, that was the point.

    • ramalamadingdong

      Talentless hack

      • daddyfatsak

        He's cool for someone who doesn't know about music and wants to have fun with high school kids drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and sitting on blankets listening to a 25 Jimmy Thing. No thanks.

    • CortezdaKiller

      His Concerts are like one big sing-along, out of the two concerts I sow last summer Phish kick DMB ass

  • Justin

    #8 is that bankers hall? ha ha ha

    • MattConlee

      yea it is, i passed him going the other way haha. Bit cold out i think.

    • Ckrets

      Yes that is! I rec'd the email yesterday. The person got a few shots.

    • Zee

      YEA CALGARY!!! Woot Woot

    • Ash

      Calgary: Only 1 Mall.

      • Jack

        but it's the best mall in the world.

      • Jenn

        Lies! There's more than one. That's just the only one downtown.

    • Steeb

      oh dear god….what has happened to calgary…makes me wonder if i wanna go back now lol. i've only been away for a couple years damnit

    • nut

      return of the epic naked man?

  • Jay

    #12 Praise baby jebus

  • Mr. Falcon

    #1 Kid at the bottom is not impressed.

    • africa rainbow

      come at me bro

    • SeaBassEX

      Yeah, he is disappoint

    • adobe

      Neither am I…

    • tobanchiver

      i was gonna make a photobomb comment also

    • ramen

      cool story braa

  • nemesis

    #28 THAT'S A BINGO!

    • Brad

      I stared at this for 3 minutes thinking it was another subtle GIF…

      • nemesis

        Same here.

      • Thanos

        It is located in Zakynthos Island in Greece. The location is accessible only by boat and is called Shipwreck or "nauagio" in Greek.

    • BillO

      Au Revoir Shoshanna!!!1

    • jeffroe

      Isn't this from Inglorious Basterds?

      • Jessica Condrey

        Great movie 😉 LOVE Tarantino anything

        • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

          I stared at it for no less than 60 seconds (I know cuz I counted in my head) waiting for her to move or something!

      • Reesty

        you're freakin right it is!

  • Finally.

    #12 THANK YOU!!!!

  • Mr. Falcon

    You mean you'll have some ice with scotch on it.

    • Schmuck

      Well he did say it was breakfast. Myself, I prefer 3 cubes.

    • Chris

      My thoughts exactly. A good scotch doesn't need ice.

  • Diana Santos

    #11 did he survived to the cat? :S

    • That is all.

      Priorities – Your ass makes me forget about your poor English.

      • Diana Santos

        LOL sorry…i promissi try make better…i just want participate too 😥 lol

        • That is all again.

          Don't worry, it was only a joke! 😉 Although, your ass is definitely amazing, that was not a joke.

        • One more b4 I go.

          If your English was as good as your ass, you'd have won a Pulitzer already!

        • Diana Santos

          lol thank you both…i'm portuguese,english is only my "second language" lol 😉

    • EyeGuy

      Oi Diana, missed seeing you in the chivettes today….

      • Diana Santos

        i can't send one every week lol

    • Brad

      Diana, I can no longer click on your name to go to your profile and see your bigger profile picture!!

      • Diana Santos

        i did't change anything…

  • Frito_Pants


    • envious

      i raise my glass on this friday evening to mr. Sheen

  • http://www.youtube.com/redhandedrejects Ethan

    Okay, you posted a Rushmore gif AND a Inglourious Basterds pic. This is the best Chive day yet.

  • mcsgwigga

    got enough toolbars?

    • dainz303

      That's actually just one. The Web Development Toolbar. It's awesome. Makes my job much easier.

      • mcsgwigga

        Fair play man, I just downloaded it, will help me out as well! Awesome – cheers!!

  • BobSugar

    #6 Only in Cinci.

    #16 & #23 Ginger-tastic!!! Yeh, she's definitely hott. Way to clean that up from yesterday.

    • Terry

      Got it here south of st louis to

    • Howler

      Not only Cinci… saw the same thing at a White Castle in Royal Oak, MI

      And I heartily agree with you on #s 16 & 23

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    who is this!!!? #16

    • Joe

      Vanessa Lake

      • Wooo

        Pic switch comment win.

  • TheTruth

    #8 Jeez, who wears a suit to the mall?

    • LOL


      • RyanB

        It's a downtown mall in Calgary, people will walk through it to keep warm and get to where they are going.

    • Jethro

      Saw this and thought "that looks like TD square!?!" B4 I scrolled to the bottom of the photo. Cool! Maybe he's going all native up in the Devonian Garden. He better watch out for those coi in the water up there! They almost took my lil' bro's arm off once!
      BTW #10 FTW Crossfit rules!

    • Karl

      almost anyone who works in a jewelry store or a fashionable suit store has to wear a suit to work. I don't know if there are any in that particular mall, but usually when I've seen people wearing suits they'e either the owner of a store, mall management (i.e. the execs that decide what stores to renew leases on, etc.), or work in one of the types of stores that I listed above.

  • Huh

    #28 awesome movie and I think she is hot

    • V.A.

      Yeah, she most definitely is.

  • Talconda

    Bless you Charlie Sheen. No go snort some coke of those hookers asses for Gods sake.

  • schwartzensteinberg

    #30 went to see DMB for the 4th time like 8 years agoand left the concert 2 songs in…I had realized I hated his music

    • hMMMM

      that's b/c you're a fag Jew and you tried to go get a refund, you cheap bastard.

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