Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • fenster

    saw #10 and knew today was going to be a good day on the Chive.

    • Punani

      I would wear both of their asses like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom nom!!!

      • dknight

        Alright buddy, enough

        • dknight's parents

          Om nom nom nom!!!

        • JasonTodd

          When did the Dknight become a bitch?

      • Wolfram

        Overused comment is overused.

    • LukeSkywalker

      Are there bad days? Or did you just mean even more awesome than usual?

    • Reesty

      by far one of the greatest pictures ever!

  • Destin

    A morning awesomeness? Oh, hell yes #19

    • mrjimmyos

      They don't do it like in the good ol days!

      • TrollFaceKilla

        Theyre drinking out of mass produced plastic cups

    • Dave23

      Its probably the Dos Equis guy's first date.

    • BAMFinater

      Meanwhile in France?

    • jeffroe

      Charlie Sheen's 13th birthday party!

  • Toby

    #1 just about sums up the chive on Friday… and #10.

    here we go

  • Ben

    #10 I glad youre bringin back the Morning Awesomeness/randomness

    • Just Saying

      Best way to start my Friday – and then end it with some Chivettes – seriously we are approaching holiday status here

  • johnnygunns

    #1 is even cooler when u know the context, it was couple day ago in Berlin, they removed a hippie infestation from several houses, hippies blocked the doors and police chainsawed their way though them (the doors. not the hippies, sadly)

    • ShadowCorp

      Dammit….I was all excited till I read that last part. 😉

      • kaveman4130

        not hippies" feral humans"

        • DaddyD

          Hippies are people too. Without hippies, we would all be drinking alcohol instead of enjoying many of the finer drugs in life.

          • Cudaman

            Wrong, Native American's found the herb & the magic mushroom way before them dirty hippies

    • northerner

      And they used a damn good saw, too! Stihl rocks!

    • melillzz

      That picture would make an awesome commercial for the stihl chainsaws. Seriously epic.

  • Anakrusix

    F**k yes! D.M.A!!!

  • jetrome

    #10 Gotta love snow angels

    • that_weed_guy

      LOL that's clever,

  • jdb

    #22 transformers: pedo in disguise!!

    • jdb

      #21 lol

  • Sanman

    #10 should have been placed right above #21

  • Morgan Freeman

    #16 Warning: contains LSD.

    John Candy ————————————————————————————————>

    • Pastafarian

      I've had this for a while now, and finally broke it out right after Christmas.

      Sadly, not only did it not inspire belief in a divine being, but it tasted like ass.

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  • The Coz

    #10 Now let's see the front. Those nips could probably cut diamonds.

  • qwerty

    god damn, freakin love that asses

    • Poot


  • MigraineBoy

    #1 TheChive wants to have a word with Paula about her last comments.

    • umecarparknow

      i wouldn't mind having a word with Paula with my fist. See her kiss that.

    • Paula

      You pussy, I use tools like that just to clip my toenails. Bring it! 🙂


      • NickRob

        God I hate you

        • DaddyD

          Aw, c'mon. This one at least was a bit original. Give her (him? it?) credit for breaking out of a rut.

  • Venus

    #10 Back dimples are the best.

  • Paz

    #20 We need more of these, please? lol

  • BigDingo

    Think #10 gives snow jobs?

  • Silje

    #19. Also, #4 is pretty funny!

  • Anon

    #10 is amazing. Any chance of more?

  • Paul

    Why would batman, a DC character be in a room with 3 Marvel Characters?

    With a picture of Stan Lee on the wall none the less.


    • Obadiaha

      pickin' flyshit outta the pepper, just go with it. I was waiting for the first nerd to point that out

    • Travis

      Wow Comic Book Guy….Best.Observation, Ever.

    • McBeastie

      Great observation man, now go back to masturbating to She Hulk comics and stfu.

      • Wolfram

        Oh god no! Someone who must read comic books? LETS ALL HATE ON HIM FOR HAVING A HOBBY DIFFERENT THAN OURS!


        • McBeastie

          Yeah, that's why were hating on him.

        • Thor Mannion

          ahhh wolfy – EXPOSED. comic book dick

    • Dotterye

      Because, maybe, the artist is a Marvel fan, and he's shitting on DC?

      By saying Batman's an asshole? Maybe? Only thing I can come up with.

      But Dude……too deep.

    • Thor Mannion

      ahhhh…5 th grade ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #2 RAWR, Gimme your pee!

    • Gecko

      is anyone familiar with an independent film named TEETH?
      #2 made me jump out my chair.

    • Diana Santos

      careful…i don't think that is the pee that wants…^_^

  • lutjiano

    TheChive, its like an addiction. I like it!

  • Reavenant

    No. 17 looks like that polish highlander is having a good time 😛

    • Ken

      #17 Isn't that Sting?

  • Anonymous

    #21 Inappropriate transformer win!

  • astowe10

    i am on the Chive right now and have a 4 page paper to finish in 3 hours. thumbs up if the Chive is more important than a stupid paper?

    • 50-50

      The correct action is to make your about Chive….

      • 50-50

        I failed at typing….

        "The correct action is to make your paper about Chive…."

        • astowe10

          finally finished it, sadly i was not able to make it about the Chive

    • Just Saying

      Do just enough to get a D and then return back to awesomeness.

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