Everybody’s least favorite house guest, Scumbag Steve (30 Photos)

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  • Lisa_Martin

    I just realized…I dated a "Steve" last summer.

    Go get gas…pay back later. Later is never.
    Come meet my parents. Parents not scumbags…give me false hope.
    Let's go camping. I build the fire because he can't.
    Go to a bar. Drink other peoples drinks while they're dancing.
    Has a Service Dog. No disability. Just wants to take the dog every where.
    Can I borrow a water bottle? Fill with vodka.
    Come spend the night. My parents can't see you.

    The whole "My parents can't see you thing" made me kick him to the curb. See ya "Steve". 😛 Oye.

  • CortezdaKiller

    Half of the population of the county I grew up in is like scumbag steve, maybe one reason why we had the highest teen pregnancies in the nation a few years ago, luckily my friends came from the other half of the population.

  • MacnCheese


    You have to hear the rest of the night what a scumbag your friend is because he kept staring down her shirt in the mirror.

  • Amanda

    Meme accuracy makes my world go round.

  • CDJ

    hahahaaha I love these.

  • DerkaDo

    #23 Great post!

  • F.B.

    I went away for college and by Thanksgiving break 2/3s of my high school buddies had turned into Scumbag Steve.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    It does seem to be real that we all have a friend like that…LOL…Sucks…LOL

  • Mr.Deichman

    Spot on! What a silly cunt this Steve.

  • Mike

    Laughed my a$$ off.

  • RicoSan80

    OMFG That's my friend Timmy to a fucking T. I about died when I read the "Nah, it's cool dog". #9

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  • ryanmkd

    i am actually crying

  • Mason

    I knew a female SB Steve, finally ditched that one.

  • Drew

    I actually know this kid, and if I remember right, this was a Halloween costume, but these are just fucking hilarious.

  • Walter

    Its Every newfie in Fort Mcmurray ,Alberta Canada!

  • jeremy

    shiiiiiiit. i have a few friends just like that. one of them brought some of his "boys" to my uncles house to drink beers because at the time, i was just house sitting for my uncle while he was on vacation, and they wanted a place to chill and stuff. he ends up peeing somewhere in the backyard because he didnt want to use the bathroom because he "didnt want me to get in trouble"

  • gifted_beatnik

    what a douche.

    im actually angry that nobody has stepped up and knocked this punk out.


    nice post though chive :).

  • Jon

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet, I had tears in my eyes. Well done chive, well done

  • Drmzindec

    I had a friend just like this!!!! Quintin van der Berg

    Come to my house we can party some more there. Steels you hook-up for the night and has sex with her on the couch while your stuck without a ride home cause all your other friends are also having sex.

    Please Chive just once photos hop this guys face in one of these he is such a douche bag!!!! Loyal Chiver!

  • http://www.jimmargraphics.com Jim

    LOL@Blake. We all know tools like him.

  • TherealJoel

    been behind the last few days was hoping to come across something like this. lol, nailed it chive.


    I have a friend just like this looks just like him wow !!!


      not really a friend an associate

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