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Friday facts fit for an obtuse king (10 Photos)

February 4, 2011 | In: Funny, Mind Blowing, WTF

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1
Per capita, North Dakota has more golf courses then any other state.

Per capita, North Dakota has more golf courses then any other state.


2
The official sport of Maryland is jousting. It is the only state with an official sport.

The official sport of Maryland is jousting. It is the only state with an official sport.


3
The two most often portrayed literature characters are Sherlock Holmes and Dracula.

The two most often portrayed literature characters are Sherlock Holmes and Dracula.


4
The word 'salary' was derived from the word "salt" which is what ancient Roman soldiers used to be paid with.

The word ‘salary’ was derived from the word “salt” which is what ancient Roman soldiers used to be paid with.


5
Masturbating in Indonesia is punishable by decapitation. Remind me never to go to Indonesia.

Masturbating in Indonesia is punishable by decapitation. Remind me never to go to Indonesia.


6
Most American car horns are set to honk in the F key.

Most American car horns are set to honk in the F key.


7
Your nostrils detect smells differently. Your right nostril detects more pleasant smells, but your left nostril is technically more accurate.

Your nostrils detect smells differently. Your right nostril detects more pleasant smells, but your left nostril is technically more accurate.


8
Little Red Riding Hood was Walt Disney's first fairy tale to be adapted into a cartoon in 1922.

Little Red Riding Hood was Walt Disney’s first fairy tale to be adapted into a cartoon in 1922.


9
More Monopoly money is printed every year than real money is printed by the US mint. Kind of sad, really.

More Monopoly money is printed every year than real money is printed by the US mint. Kind of sad, really.


10
Driving blindfolded in the state of Alabama can get you arrested. No shit.

Driving blindfolded in the state of Alabama can get you arrested. No shit.


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  • Sitch

    #6 My horn is like a flute. Damn VW!

  • RazvanK

    Chive kinda got owned in this feature :) )!

  • Steve

    Well monopoly better watch its back because I feel like that gap is closing. Study some economics Chive.,,QE3? #9

  • stephen

    2 we changed our official state sport a few years ago from jousting to lacrosse .. apparently lax bros are kind of a big deal in MD

  • stephen

    #2 .. sorry meant to post the thumbnail with it

  • Beau

    #2 is false, it is not the only state with an official sport. Texas' official state sport is Rodeo, passed in 1997.

    • JHL1

      Hey, if it's in a 1968 encyclopedia it must be true!

  • Stephen

    #9

    The US Mint doesn't print money, the BEP (Bureau of Engraving and Printing) does. Also, if the fact were correctly worded, it would still not be true; the BEP prints about $400,000,000,000 (Four hundred billion dollars) per year.

  • LJJ

    Are half of the facts even actually true ? Reading the comments does not help to think so….

  • oranglewat

    It's myth. I can assure you. And we do not stone people for committing adultery.
    #5

    Fun fact, we're the 2nd largest Facebook users. Yay!

  • Oh rly!

    #10 should read "Driving blindfolded in the state of Alabama can get you arrested. But it can get you killed anywhere in the world."

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